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The obvious choice, when kicking ass is the subject, is Token (evidenced by the brutal beat-down he gave Cartman at the finale to Christian Rock Hard), but while physical combat is a factor here, I mean in a more general sense- Who kicks the most to you?

For me, it's a terrible, terrible tie between Timmy & Butters.

Guys, Kyle absolutely wailed on Cartman in 'Tonsil Trouble'. :B

Uh....

Where the hell is wendy?

Did you not see the RAPE that occured in "Breast Cancer Show Ever"?

Learn to poll amigo

As far as real ass-kicking goes...I'd say Wendy. She did what none of the boys dared to do before. That really was the "breast cancer show ever". Sorry, couldn't resist the pun.
If we're talkin' about levels of coolness, I have to go with Stan. He's just such a level-headed kid for the most part.
Of course, I voted for Butters. He's just so cute and keeps a good attitude in bad situations that most people would freak out about...then again a lot of it has to do with his naivety....oh gee willikers!

TIMMY!!!

Kenny is the ultimate fighter, did you not see the episode where he did anything for money which means he wont back down "as long as theirs money to be won". And even if you wold kill him, he'd just come back the next episode and kick your a$$. "no one can kill Kenny for good".

Wendy!

Had to go with Stan.

wendy but she wasnt on there... dont feel bad guy who made this i do stuff like dat all the time lol

i voted for butters then because he is the cutest and, as u can tell by my name, my fav character lol !

my second choice besides wendy would be cartman (of course!) not because he can fight good (which he cant) but just because his attitude is always so kick-ass

what happened to craig?
why isn't he on the poll
he's friggin uhmazin <3
None the less I voted kenny because he's my 2nd fave

Bebe totally kicks ass!! X3

YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES.

You all know Token kicks ass. He kicks more ass than Wendy, Stan, Kyle, or anyone. INCLUDING Chuck Norris. It may just be my brotherly instinct kicking in, as I am black. But only the minority (excuse the pun)
of you voted for Token.

Kenny for nobody can defeat him, he always dies, but he'll always return in the next episode. =D

Morgueanna wrote:As far as real ass-kicking goes...I'd say Wendy. She did what none of the boys dared to do before. That really was the "breast cancer show ever". Sorry, couldn't resist the pun.
If we're talkin' about levels of coolness, I have to go with Stan. He's just such a level-headed kid for the most part.
Of course, I voted for Butters. He's just so cute and keeps a good attitude in bad situations that most people would freak out about...then again a lot of it has to do with his naivety....oh gee willikers!

It isn't that they didn't dare to. They just didn't care. Big difference.