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i like "go beep yourself cartman" from kyle ^^

Screw you guys, i'm goin' home... yeah, that's what i want to say sometimes, but most of my friends wouldn't even understand it, sucks to be a turk. So yeah, this quote is the most significant sentence that you can ever say to your friends.

I voted Mmmkay.
But my favorite is "Bad, Mr. Kitttaay"

It was really close between "OMG THEY KILLED KENNY!!! YOU BASTARDS!!!" and "SCREW YOU GUYS I'M GOING HOME." but I had to choose "Screw You Guys I'm Going Home." Even though I dislike Cartman, he IS the funniest character!

"Ohmygod, we killed Kenny."
"We killed Kenny?!"
"Killed Kenny. We're bastards."

Mr. Mackey: There are times when you get suckered in
By drugs and alcohol and sex with women-mmkay
But its when you do these things too much
That you've become an addict and must get back in touch
You can do it Its all up to you-mmmmmkay
With a little plan you can change your life tooo-day
You dont have to spend your life addicted to smack
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack
Follow my plan and very soon you will see-eeyy, its easy mmkay

Step 1: Instead of ass say buns, like "kiss my buns" or "you're a buns hole"

Step 2: Instead of sh*t say poo, as in "bull poo", "poo head" and this "poo is cold"

Step 3: With bitch drop the t because bich is latin for generosity

Step 4: Dont say f*ck any more because f*ck is the worst word that you can say

So just use the word mmmkay!

Children: We can do it its all up to us-mmmkay (mmmkay)
With a little plan we can change our lives tooo-day
Mr, Mackey: you can change it today
Everyone: We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will see-eey
Its easy mmkay!

Mr. Mackey: Step 1 Children: Instead of ass say buns, like kiss my buns or
you're a buns hole

Mr. Mackey: Step 2 Children: Instead of sh*t say poo, as in bull poo, poo head and
this poo is cold

Mr. Mackey: Step 3 Children: With bitch drop the t because bich is latin for
generosity

Mr. Mackey: Step 4 Children: Dont say f*ck any more

Everyone: because f*ck is the worst word that you can say
Children: f*ck is the worst word that you can say
We shouldn't say f*ck, no we shouldn't say f*ck, f*ck nooooo!!!
Mr. Mackey: Your cured, you can go!
Everyone: We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash
homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will saaay
Its easy mmmkay!
Children: It's easy mmmkay!
Mr. Mackey: It's easy mmmkay!
Children: It's easy mmmkay!
Mr. Mackey: It's easy mmmkaaaaaaaayy
Children: It's easy mmm
It's easy mmm
It's easy mmm
It's easy mmmkaaaay
(both finish at same time)
(laughing)
Mr. Mackey: Mmmkay
Mmmkay
Mmmkay

I picked OMG u killed can, u bastard.

I chose "OMG they killed kenny..." totally classic line. I have a Big Dog shirt where the guys are dogs and kenny is all dead. Another good quote is also "I learned something today" because they also use that quote alot too.

President: "Are the men se to f*ck that little boy Kyle?"

(Guy): "Yes ma'am."

President: "Good."


I mean come on. Really?!

Respect my authoritah!

Wheres ''RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAY'' ( i cant spell sorry)

Stan- "Thanks for going back to hell for us, your'e a real pal." *Kenny turns around, takes off hood, revealing his gorgeous ass hair* Kenny (clearly)- "Goodbye you guys." BEST. QUOTE. EVER.

No Butters' quotes yet... Oh hamburgers!

Of those listed the "Oh my god! They killed Kenny!" line is a classic.