Cartman and Kyle.

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Do you think Cartman could possibly have a crush on Kyle Broflovski?

Actually, yes. He totally does. And ya know it!
19% way...!
Maybe just bi-curious towards him.
Yeah, thats why he saves Kyle anyway.
No votes
He just has an obsessive hatred towards him.
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Re: Cartman and Kyle.

Postby RabuPep » Sun May 29, 2011 12:11 am

As much as I love Kyle x Cartman, I think it's just that Cartman is truly obsessed with picking on him.

...But I've been wrong before. :wink:
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Re: Cartman and Kyle.

Postby Unassumption » Sun May 29, 2011 8:49 am

Even if he like-likes him but definitely doesn't like him. Recent episodes show he's blinded by ego from seeing how gay what he does looks, he like-likes fighting and winning maybe not so much kyle though he's a good fighter?
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Re: Cartman and Kyle.

Postby LiParker » Mon Aug 01, 2011 1:16 am

I believe that, somehow, Cartman really feel an attraction to Kyle. But maybe "demonstrates" it bothering him. :mrgreen:
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Re: Cartman and Kyle.

Postby 99 i fail » Thu Aug 25, 2011 5:18 pm

I say he does. And its been getting more popular, especially after "You're Getting Old" (Because Kyle wasn't friends with Stan and he played XBox in the final montage)

And especially the fact that they have only had girlfriends for 5 seconds (remember Wendy and Cartman in "Chef Goes Nanners")
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Re: Cartman and Kyle.

Postby filip99999 » Mon Jan 02, 2012 6:25 pm

When Eric wanted Kyle to suck his balls it was more to humiliate him than anything else.
But I think its possible that he may have feelings for Kyle Btw i think Cartman's gay
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Re: Cartman and Kyle.

Postby Oomike » Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:52 am

This just retarded
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Re: Cartman and Kyle.

Postby KyleBroflovskisGF » Fri Jun 29, 2012 12:31 pm

It's very hard to tell. I mean, "Cartman Finds Love" could say a lot... :roll:
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Re: Cartman and Kyle.

Postby DawnAvenue » Sat Jul 21, 2012 6:56 am

Cartman's little bisexual at least,I guess ...
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Re: Cartman and Kyle.

Postby kylefan86 » Sun Nov 11, 2012 5:41 pm

"Cartman Finds Love" was one of the episodes that I've been waiting for.

I think that they should bring back Cupid-Me again for Kyle and Cartman. They were so close to be having my dream episode. I knew that Cartman was going to profess his love for Kyle before the episode even started. :D

But during the 16B episodes, he was being himself again which made me and the Kyman fans pissed. They had their moments but something didn't set right with me. Like I said before, they had better do an episode about this before the series end.

Maybe they can bring back the song "I Swear" and see what their reaction would be and they would start showing their emotions toward each other.

Season 17 starts in March next year. I can't wait to see what happens between these two. But with South Park, anything can happen.
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Re: Cartman and Kyle.

Postby floela » Sun Nov 11, 2012 7:52 pm

Why are people obsessed with turning these ten year old boys gay, or even sexualising them at all? It's so weird.

I think they're friends just because they're both friends with Stan and Kenny. Cartman is just messed up anyway, so he loves to annoy Kyle even it means he goes too far sometimes. Kyle saves Cartman and is nice to him when he's upset just because Kyle is the "nice guy". That's my opinion anyway.
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Re: Cartman and Kyle.

Postby JVM » Mon Jan 28, 2013 7:09 am

This is a personally divisive issue.

In my own little corner of the universe, all of the main boys are straight and the gay kids are outside the main group, and blah blah whatever

This isn't my universe, this is Trey and Matt's, and there are so many numerous gay jokes from Cartman at Kyle's expense there is just no excuse unless Cartman's actually gay. Cartman has a sexual fixation on Kyle, and there is no, no way around it.

And believe me, I'd love to find a way around it, but there just isn't at this point.
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Re: Cartman and Kyle.

Postby icweiner777 » Mon May 05, 2014 12:32 am

cartmanisthebestever wrote:Yes, we all know that Cartman hates Jews. And, we know he hates redheads. But is Kyle the only reason he hates them both?
Cartman's relationship with Kyle has gotten... better over the years, maybe? Well, Cartman has saved Kyle many times. He rescued Kyle from the smug storm in San Francisco, he brought him back to life after he was killed by manbearpig, and he gave him his kidney( well, he didnt exactly give). AAND Kyle has saved Cartman from drowning, and in Up the Down Steroid, Kyle says he is worried about 'his friend going to hell.' They have gotten HIV together, they've hugged, they've cried together... and Cartman agrees his life is dull and empty without Kyle to rip on. Well, maybe, Cartman, ERIC CARTMAN, cares, about Kyle. But does such a good job covering it up.

...or maybe it's more than a friendship. I mean, look at what Cartman forced Kyle to do. Suck his balls. He went all the way to Supreme Court, to Kyle's house, to Washington D.C., broke into the Pentagon twice, to the hospital with Kyle, and to Imaginationland where he finally got Kyle to suck his balls (kind of). Cartman once told Kyle to kiss his ass, and pulled his pants down, and said it HAD TO BE Kyle. And don't forget the time he took a picture of his balls and sent it to Kyle, or when he was a mere inch or two from a sleeping Kyle's face while talking to him. Eric also once pulled out a photo of an innocent looking Kyle and dragged his finger across his mouth as an act of lust, and says 'You will suck my balls.'Cartman also apolagized to Kyle for all the times he called him a 'Big dumb Jew,' and that he 'didnt mean it.''s no secret any more. Cartman has a little crush on :stanpuke: Kyle. :cartmannohat: He loves his constant bitching and arguing.

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