Stan: We're just gonna have Bill Cosby break down the door when he finishes having sex with your mom.
Randy: If we're alive in the morning, then we'll know we're not dead.
Cartman: Aw balls!
Cartman: Kevin, god dammit.
Officer Barbrady: T, T is for turtle.
Cartman: " ok, last night all four of us were at the bowling ally, until about 7:30 at which time we noticed, ally sheedy, the goth chick from the Breakfast Club, was bowling in the lane next to us, and we asked her for an autograph, but she didnt have a pen, so we followed her out to her car, but on the way we were stopped by five Scientologists who wanted to give us all personality tests which were administered at the Scientology Center in Denver until 10:45 at which time we accidentally boarded the wrong bus home, and ended up in Rancho de Frites Rojes south of Castle Rock, and finally got a ride home with a man who was missing his left index finger, named Gary Bushwell, arriving home at 11:46!"
Cartman- I know enough to exploit it.
From Cristian rock hard
Cartman: "I made you eat your parents! Na na na na na, na! I made you eat your parents!"
Random guy:*when the "global warming""attacks" him, and he makes those weird noises*
Scientist: "We got the test results in, and the global is due to come [i:07895]two days[/i:07895] before the day after tomorrow."
Randy Marsh: "Oh my God, THAT'S TODAY!!!"
Cartman: "Let this be our final battle."
*Cartman and Kyle start pussy-slapping*
Stan: "OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!!!"
Kyle: "Dude, I'm not speaking to you ever again."
(Kenny's soul in Cartman's body):"Yes, I'ts a good thing Cartman's body is big enough for the two of us."
Cartman: "Shut up, Kenny."
Deal with it
Go away, please!
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