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Favorite south park line

Postby region7cards » Sun Apr 02, 2006 5:57 am

i decided to see what everyones favorite south park line is. mine is at the worlwide recorder concert when the boys try to learn what a queef (i dont know how to spell it) is:

mr. mackey: "queef is a vaginal expulsion of gas"
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Postby windigo21 » Sun Apr 02, 2006 6:19 am

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Postby Jay C » Sun Apr 02, 2006 6:21 am

windigo21 wrote:"This is Canada. We only have one road."


Cracks me up every time...

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Postby Kyle's_Marklar » Sun Apr 02, 2006 6:26 am

The boys' ski instructor (forgot his name): Little dude, you've got some crap on your face.

Butters: That's my face, sir.
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Postby sdikblack » Sun Apr 02, 2006 6:51 am

one of my faves:

Stan: Dude, I wonder wher Kyle is.
Cartman: Maybe he caught a disease and died. That'd be so awesome.
Stan: Dude, that's not funny, you shouldn't joke about that.
Kenny: Yeah.
Cartman: Who's joking?
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Postby FJBrooks317 » Sun Apr 02, 2006 8:09 am

best line ever...

"Yeah well at least we got rid of all those damn ni(epsisode ends)
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Postby RAppel » Sun Apr 02, 2006 11:17 am

I dont have a favorite line. There are just to many, but an example is:

Mr. Garrison: Do any of you know what sexual harassment is?

Cartman: When you're trying to have intercourse with a lady friend and a guy comes up and tickles you're balls from behind.

Great EP by the way!!

"Well, we don't take kindly to folks that don't take kindly around here."

"I'm Willy, the "Don't Stare Directly Into The Sun" Worm."

"I'm Jimmy, the "Don't Hold On To A Large Magnet While Someone Else Uses A Fan Nearby" Falcon! "

"Be sure to run around with scissors, says Oinky, the "Run Around With Scissors" Pig."

"I'm Happy, the "Don't Do Stuff That Might Irritate Your Inner Ear" Badger."

If you dont find that funny, then ... ah well. I think its funny!
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Postby iopbighouse » Sun Apr 02, 2006 5:36 pm

George Bush in Ladder to Heaven

"I assure you, i am not high"
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Postby cartman8213 » Sun Apr 02, 2006 5:54 pm

Rob Schnieder was a business executive until one day derp dee der derpyty derp dert derpidy derp

from the makers of der

and teetaly tum ta ter

Rob Schnieder is Derp De der de teetaly tum ty durp de teetally dumb

rated PG-13
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Postby daizylibra » Mon Apr 03, 2006 2:31 am

Hello All.
First time poster. My favorte line would have to be 'Respect my authoritah!' - by the one and only Cartman. :D
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Postby Ferdinand520 » Mon Apr 03, 2006 3:12 am

"What would brian boitano'do?"

thats my favorite south park song haha
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Postby gtaca2005 » Mon Apr 03, 2006 4:12 am

My favorite line has got to be from episode 412 (The 4th Grade) "Eric! You know my name ain't Mrs. Makes me sick, it's Mrs. Chocks On Dick! :D
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Postby mdanel93 » Mon Apr 03, 2006 4:58 am

"No, Uncle Jesse, NO!!!" - Cartman, while sleeping, from "Fun With Veal"
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Postby atonal_belle » Mon Apr 03, 2006 5:25 am

"Uh, now, now, stay with me on this one, folks. Uh, Sally Struthers has a Tiberian junker, which is, uh, the favorite ship of the Hutts..."

Cracks me up every time!
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Postby Phreaker47 » Mon Apr 03, 2006 6:28 pm

"You stained my pilgrim hat, buttpipe!"
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