Favorite south park line

[region7cards]

i decided to see what everyones favorite south park line is. mine is at the worlwide recorder concert when the boys try to learn what a queef (i dont know how to spell it) is:

mr. mackey: "queef is a vaginal expulsion of gas"

[windigo21]

"This is Canada. We only have one road."

[Jay C]

"This is Canada. We only have one road."

:lol:

Cracks me up every time...

"Are you high or just stupid?"

[Kyle's_Marklar]

The boys' ski instructor (forgot his name): Little dude, you've got some crap on your face.

Butters: That's my face, sir.

[sdikblack]

one of my faves:

Stan: Dude, I wonder wher Kyle is.
Cartman: Maybe he caught a disease and died. That'd be so awesome.
Stan: Dude, that's not funny, you shouldn't joke about that.
Kenny: Yeah.
Cartman: Who's joking?

[FJBrooks317]

best line ever...

"Yeah well at least we got rid of all those damn ni(epsisode ends)

[RAppel]

I dont have a favorite line. There are just to many, but an example is:

Mr. Garrison: Do any of you know what sexual harassment is?

Cartman: When you're trying to have intercourse with a lady friend and a guy comes up and tickles you're balls from behind.

Great EP by the way!!

"Well, we don't take kindly to folks that don't take kindly around here."

"I'm Willy, the "Don't Stare Directly Into The Sun" Worm."

"I'm Jimmy, the "Don't Hold On To A Large Magnet While Someone Else Uses A Fan Nearby" Falcon! "

"Be sure to run around with scissors, says Oinky, the "Run Around With Scissors" Pig."

"I'm Happy, the "Don't Do Stuff That Might Irritate Your Inner Ear" Badger."

If you dont find that funny, then ... ah well. I think its funny!

[iopbighouse]

George Bush in Ladder to Heaven


"I assure you, i am not high"

[cartman8213]

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rated PG-13

[daizylibra]

Hello All.
First time poster. My favorte line would have to be 'Respect my authoritah!' - by the one and only Cartman.

[Ferdinand520]

"What would brian boitano'do?"

thats my favorite south park song haha

[gtaca2005]

My favorite line has got to be from episode 412 (The 4th Grade) "Eric! You know my name ain't Mrs. Makes me sick, it's Mrs. Chocks On Dick!

[mdanel93]

"No, Uncle Jesse, NO!!!" - Cartman, while sleeping, from "Fun With Veal"

[atonal_belle]

"Uh, now, now, stay with me on this one, folks. Uh, Sally Struthers has a Tiberian junker, which is, uh, the favorite ship of the Hutts..."

Cracks me up every time!

[Phreaker47]

"You stained my pilgrim hat, buttpipe!"