Favorite south park line

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Postby landamo » Tue Apr 11, 2006 10:40 am

Kyle(after hearing the story of Job): That's the most horrible story I have ever heard. Why would God do such horrible things to a good man to make a point to Satan. I was right Job loses his family and Michael Bay gets to keep making movies there is no God.
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Postby kennys_girlfriend148 » Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:00 am

Cartman: "It is man's obligation to stick his boneration into the woman's seperation this kind of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation."
HAHAHA mad me LMAO. :lol:
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Postby cartmansot » Thu Apr 27, 2006 5:49 pm

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Postby RAppel » Thu Apr 27, 2006 5:59 pm

Te tok jer jerbs!
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Postby littleredhairedgirl86 » Thu Apr 27, 2006 7:03 pm

from cherokee hair tampons:

mother: what's the most absorbent thing in the world?
daughter: cherokee hair, i guess.

hippies all around me.. no.. hippies... they wanna save the earth but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

from faith+1
stan:you don't even know anything about Christianity.
cartman:i know enough to exploit it.
Wow... that's pretty hardcore.
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Postby E.A. Covo » Thu Apr 27, 2006 11:52 pm

I don't care what you say, Butter's has the best individual lines.

"Now Kyle, don't fly too close to the sun, or it'll burn your wings, and you'll crash into the ocean!"

When the kids were trying to find a place to watch the new Terrance & Phillip trailer...

"Well, my parents are out of town and I don't have a babysitter."
Rocks & water.
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Postby mdub87 » Fri Apr 28, 2006 12:26 am

from "Red Hot Catholic Love"- "The Catholic booaatt....get some hot Christian action..."

several from "Chinpokomon"
Cartman: [eyes turned up like Ash on Pokemon cartoon] "No, Kitty. You can't have these chicken tenders, because they are mine, and I keep mine to myself- oh?" (better seen than read)

President Hirohito: "We cannot achieve much with so small penis. But you! Americans. Wow! Penis so big! SOOO big penis! "
Red (toy store cashier): [flattered] "Well uh, he-I guess it is a pretty good size."
"Yea bitch, school in summertime, open your f***in' ears n**** whore, I'll pop yo bitch ass!" - Fat Abbot
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Postby mdub87 » Fri Apr 28, 2006 12:33 am

Yeah, and the sweet thing is, this stupid
assh*le didn't even charge me money
for it. He just made me close my eyes
and suck it out of a hose.

Okay, now let's put the sea city in
its new home.

Nothin' to do now but wait.
...Close your eyes and suck it out of
a hose?

Uh-huh, suck it out of a hose, yup.
(talking about sea people (really semen)from SIMPSONS DID IT)
"Yea bitch, school in summertime, open your f***in' ears n**** whore, I'll pop yo bitch ass!" - Fat Abbot
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Postby WreckTechno » Fri Apr 28, 2006 8:49 am

what is the episode where Cartman goes 'you look niiiice'??? can someone PLEASE help me out? or better still, send me the clip of him saying it? I would appreciate it 1002390%..pm me.. you know you want to.....
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Postby TuggasWhistle » Fri Apr 28, 2006 11:17 pm

In 'The Entity' The boys put Kyle's cousin Kyle 2 in a Box and put him on an airplane to Antarctica and:

Kyle: Do you think he'll be ok?

Cartman: (walking off screen) He's fine

Crazy Farmer Mechanic from Pet Semetary: If you want to go to South Park you gotta go down that road. Course I ain't seen anyone go up that road. Six years ago a group of campers went up there and got lost, had to eat each other to stay alive. Used to be the way to the O'Reilly house, he butchered over 50 children and kept there body in a cellar...but you should find an old bridge about half way up, that bridge is cursed you know, they built it with the bones of 200 chinese laborors who were massacred in '34. Yeh alot of history down that road.

Butters: Well it's my parents Anniversary tomorrow and they and there gonna be awful sad if I'm not there with them. (He starts walking into the dark forest)

Crazy Farmer Mechanic from Pet Semetary: Welp, good luck then.........Or is South Park down that road?


And One of my absolute favorites is my Signiture from the 'Kenny Dies' Episode. That moment was priceless.
Stan: Did he say anything before he went?

Kyle: He just said 'Where's Stan?'
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Postby cartman8213 » Sat Apr 29, 2006 12:26 am

cartmans_my_home_dowg wrote:OOH YEAH and
Stan's Dad" Excuse me, where is the restroom for dolphins."
Employee "I'm sorry sir, we don't have one."

Not a big mistake but it was Kyle's dad.

Stan: Whoa, whoa. Wait. This is gay.
Kyle: This is totally gay.
Cartman: Yup
Stan: This is gayer than the pile. Nevermind, everybody. Back in the pile.
Randy: OK, we're gonna go back in the pile everyone.
Officially blending in with all the Cartman fans.
Thanks b489 and KTS for sig
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Postby PsychoMetroid 3:16 » Sat May 06, 2006 7:01 pm

"That is TITS!"
"I mean that's like big fat Oprah tits right there!"
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favorite south park line

Postby PR Gringo » Sun May 07, 2006 8:33 pm

cartmen said i'm not a racist i just hate hippies
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Postby Officer Eric Cartman » Mon May 08, 2006 12:05 am

My signature says it all.
You will respect my authoirtah!
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Postby Dr.Doctor » Mon May 08, 2006 5:08 am

Couple of different ones:

Best Delivery:

Butters: I'm a bad bear. I'm a very bad old bear.
Chris: You're grounded, old bear.

Favorite Line:

Mr. Mackey: Boys, I sincerely doubt Mr. Garrison ever said, "Eat penguin sh*t, you ass spelunker."

Line that made me laugh the hardest the first time I heard it:

Cartman: Maybe we need to send him to concentration camp.
I don't know, but at least from now on, every time we look at the moon, we can know that Willzy-x is up there, dancing with the other zypods in his castle.

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