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vagman
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Postby vagman » Tue Aug 15, 2006 5:25 am

They're pretty creative with "b@lls" arent they?

i.e.
"... I'm tripping balls"...
"I'm gonna sue your ass, AND your balls!..."
"-...suck my balls!!!! -Present... them...?"

Though what comes to mind as a trademark SP line is in the Pink Eye ep where they call the worcester sauce hotline and after the posh english greeting stan just yells "...there's a bunch of zombies here!!"
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Postby SouthParkMaster66 » Tue Aug 15, 2006 5:12 pm

Cartman: (After he finds out "Jenny" and Ben Afleck are getting married) Awww balls!

Butters: (After putting his finger in the cow crap) Aww it's all sticky.

Randy: If we're alive in the morning, then we'll know we're not dead.

Stan: Mrs. Crabtree there's some creepy homeless guy on the bus make him go away (Mrs. Crabtree yells at him to shut up) But they smell like pee!

Stan: We're just gonna have Bill Cosby bust the door down after he finishes having sex with your mom!

There's also one I forgot about.

Random guy: God damn, that's a big fat ass!
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Postby cheatmaster2 » Tue Aug 15, 2006 5:55 pm

o my god you killed kenney
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Postby corpsman32 » Tue Aug 15, 2006 6:58 pm

At the end of Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants, two conversations:

Talking to the Afghanastan version of themselves,
Stan: ...most people in america are good people, who just try to live day by day like you guys do. Maybe if you took some time to see all the great things about our country, you'd see we aren't so different after all.

Kyle: yeah.

Afghan Stan: That's fine, but we still hate you.

Stan: Oh, well, I guess maybe someday, we can learn to hate you too.

Afghan Stan: Maybe, in time.

Kyle:(puzzled) I'm confused.
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(Stan picks up an American flag laying in the dirt, brushes it off, and uses his coat to hoist it)

Kyle: Dude, I almost thought those Afghany kids talked you into not liking America.

Stan: No, dude. America may have some problems, but it's our home, our team, and if you don't want to root for your own team, then you should get the hell out of the stadium.

Kyle: Yeah.

Stan: (salutes) Go America.

Kyle: (salutes) Go America. ...Go Broncos.

Stan: Yeah, Go Broncos.

Eric: Yeah.
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Postby candies » Tue Oct 03, 2006 6:56 pm

the gooback episode

stan: NO, NOT A CHICKEN SANDWICH. I SOME GOD DAMN CHEESE BURGER AND SOME GOD DAMN FRENCH YOU ( BLEEPING) GOOBACKS

randy: STAN MARSH!!

stan: aw-awww
Xandir: And the important we are together, Draw toge--(Gets hit by the head)

Mr.Garrison: You go to Hell, You go to Hell and you die!
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Postby im_Mr_slave » Thu Oct 05, 2006 1:27 am

Cartman: Kyle do you have sand in your vagina?

Kyle: NO I DO NOT HAVE SAND IN MY VAGINA!

lol it hits the fan is so awsome
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Postby candies » Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:43 pm

giant douche or Turd Sandwich

( scene over the Marshes house: everyone is in the dinner table)

sharon: how was school today, Stanley?

stan: it was ridiculous we have to have a new school mascot and we're suppose to vote between a giant Douche and Turd Sandwich

sharon: what did you just say?

randy: did you just say that voting is ridiculous!?

Stan: no, i think voting is great, but if i have to choose between a Douche and a Turd, i don't see the point

randy: you don't see the point, oh, you young people just make me sick!

sharon: Stanley, do you know how many people died, so you could have the right to vote

stan: mom, i just don't think there's much of a difference between a Douche and a turd i don't care

randy: you don't care you really want a Turd Sandwich at your school mascot on your football hemets--a Trud!

sharon: oh, hold on, Randy i think a Turd Sandwich is a little better than them having a giant Douche on their informs

Randy: you're crazy!? a Douche is at least clean

sharon: it's sexiest is what it is

Randy: you don't understand the issues, Sharon

Sharon: are you calling me ignorant!

Randy: if you think the school mascot should be a Turd Sandwich, you're not exactly Einstein!

Sharon: i am sick of you belitting my opinion, you son of bitch!

( pick up a dish and thrown to him. Randy and Sharon walks off)

Shelly: i hate this family, i hate it!

* funniest parents in this world*
Xandir: And the important we are together, Draw toge--(Gets hit by the head)

Mr.Garrison: You go to Hell, You go to Hell and you die!
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Postby DaBears1070 » Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:40 pm

"good for you"
"Thanks!!"


Cartman-if you wanna have a kid just stick it inside her and pee.
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Postby CartmansCuzzin » Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:06 pm

FUNNIEST 1-LINER EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Episode: Rainforest Shmainforest

The children arrive to Costa Rica...

The kids are walking off the bus...

Cartman then walks off the bus...

Hides his nose under his coat...

CARTMAN: "EWWWWWW, IT SMELLS LIKE ASS DOWN HEH!"


LMAO!

THE REWIND BUTTON DOESN'T WORK BECAUSE OF THAT SCENE!
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Postby love*metal » Wed Feb 14, 2007 12:20 am

Head of blizzard Entertainment - ''Whoever this person is he has played world of warcraft nearly every hour of every day for the past year and a half, gentelmen, we are dealing with someone who has Absolutely no life!''.
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Postby Acid Kat » Wed Feb 14, 2007 2:50 am

Chef: (After Mr. Hat drives a truck into the prison cell): How the hell did he reach the gas pedal?!

Kyle: (takes a bite of the creepy alien food) Oh my God, this is great!
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Postby Kenny Da King » Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:08 am

Cartman: "If you so much as touch kitty's ass, I'll put firecrackers in your nutsacks, and blow your balls all over your pants!"
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