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elenastd
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Postby elenastd » Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:21 pm

Chef: There's a place and a time for everything and it's called college

I love many cuotes from the show, this one was around my mind now
swellman7
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Postby swellman7 » Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:30 pm

My favorite is probably the one in my sig.

elenastd wrote:Chef: There's a place and a time for everything and it's called college

I love many cuotes from the show, this one was around my mind now


This is a good one too,i might change my sig to this one ,that is,if nobody else has it.
elenastd
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Postby elenastd » Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:51 pm

swellman7 wrote:My favorite is probably the one in my sig.

elenastd wrote:Chef: There's a place and a time for everything and it's called college

I love many cuotes from the show, this one was around my mind now


This is a good one too,i might change my sig to this one ,that is,if nobody else has it.


:D
airessgraphix
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Postby airessgraphix » Thu Sep 28, 2006 1:24 am

Kids to Chef: Chef! We accidentally killed our teacher and they found our semen in her stomach!

Chef: Aww children, that happens to everybody once in awhile (sings) sometimes you kill your teacher annnd they find your your semen in her stomach.. WAIT WHAT?

Kids to Chef:We accidentally killed our teacher and they found our semen in her stomach!

(chef pushes couch out the door)
lol


Or....

Jimmy: I tried exctasy once, and me and my girlfriend were up all night having.. ss..ssex.


Or...

truck Driver: Stolen?! You kids told me you won that whale at Pizza Hut!


:D
Schittywall
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Postby Schittywall » Sun Oct 01, 2006 9:48 pm

Rob schneider is...
De derp dee derp da teetley derpee derpe der

Rob schneider is..
A carrot.. rated pg 13
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*Towlie*
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Postby *Towlie* » Tue Oct 03, 2006 8:14 pm

there is a time and place for everything colege is my quote :)
Schittywall
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Postby Schittywall » Thu Oct 05, 2006 12:55 am

Kyle, i swear to god, if i didnt have a guys hand up my ass, i would leap over there and kick u in the nuts
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fattass12
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Postby fattass12 » Thu Oct 05, 2006 12:55 am

im not fat im festively plump
rekall
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Postby rekall » Wed Oct 25, 2006 4:22 am

kyle reading descartes and other philosophers is the awesome

the basis of all reasoning is the mind's awareness of itself
what we think, the external objects we perceive
are all like actors that come on and off stage
but our consciousness, the stage itself, is always present to us
Binsento
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Postby Binsento » Wed Oct 25, 2006 7:40 am

Cartman:
Wow! Costa Rican prostitutes! Hey, look at the prostitutes, you guys!
Prostitute1: What are chu looking at, man?
Prostitute2: Yeah, why don't chu take a peekture?
Cartman: Okay. [pretends] Kugheek! [grins]

Hilarious.
Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh
kacy__sp
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Postby kacy__sp » Wed Oct 25, 2006 7:48 am

damn you mongorians! break down my sh*tty wall!
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rekall
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Postby rekall » Wed Oct 25, 2006 7:49 am

kill the other turkey.

i can't dude, timmy has a boner for it.

well it could meet with an, unfortunate, accident.

unfortunate accident? you mean like geena davis getting her own tv show? hehehehe.
oh.
rekall
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Postby rekall » Wed Oct 25, 2006 9:32 am

kyle, we've gotta get that sand outta your vagina. it's making you cranky. does it itch?

:lol:
Bobo92
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Postby Bobo92 » Wed Oct 25, 2006 5:24 pm

Wow, there's a lot of quotes I really like, but I always love when the City Wok guy says...anything, basically.

"Sh*tty wok, takka order, prease!"

"Schtupid Mongorians, you break down my sh*tty wall!"

"How comma everytime us Chinese put up a wall, stupid Mongorians have to come and knock it down?"

"I'm just a normal person like all o'you! I eat ahrice and drive ahreally slow, just like the rest o'you! I'm not stereotype!"

"When those Mongolians come next time, I pour this sweet and sour pork on their heads. Haha, sweet and sour pork so hot and sticky, Mongolians'll stick ahright up to the wall! And scream "UhwOoOoOoOoo!" Oh, I can't wait. "
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Postby Czul_kitty » Wed Oct 25, 2006 9:04 pm

Randy:(after losing his job) Dey took ma job!
Stan: Dey took yer job!

Everytime someone says that, I just crack up.
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