Chef: Aww children, that happens to everybody once in awhile (sings) sometimes you kill your teacher annnd they find your your semen in her stomach.. WAIT WHAT?
Kids to Chef:We accidentally killed our teacher and they found our semen in her stomach!
(chef pushes couch out the door)
Jimmy: I tried exctasy once, and me and my girlfriend were up all night having.. ss..ssex.
truck Driver: Stolen?! You kids told me you won that whale at Pizza Hut!
the basis of all reasoning is the mind's awareness of itself
what we think, the external objects we perceive
are all like actors that come on and off stage
but our consciousness, the stage itself, is always present to us
i can't dude, timmy has a boner for it.
well it could meet with an, unfortunate, accident.
unfortunate accident? you mean like geena davis getting her own tv show? hehehehe.
"Sh*tty wok, takka order, prease!"
"Schtupid Mongorians, you break down my sh*tty wall!"
"How comma everytime us Chinese put up a wall, stupid Mongorians have to come and knock it down?"
"I'm just a normal person like all o'you! I eat ahrice and drive ahreally slow, just like the rest o'you! I'm not stereotype!"
"When those Mongolians come next time, I pour this sweet and sour pork on their heads. Haha, sweet and sour pork so hot and sticky, Mongolians'll stick ahright up to the wall! And scream "UhwOoOoOoOoo!" Oh, I can't wait. "
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