In the Jeffersons "You are being arrested for Child Mo-les-tation!"
Mr. Mackey trying to find out who left the turd in the urinal.
"That was some uber pwnage."
"Hitler get out of the way. You're ruining my entrance! GOSH!"
damn, know what, im not even gonna try. there are just way too many.
Stan: No. Hello!? Kenny?...God?
Cartman: Because they're poor Kyle! Poor people don't have anything better to do than piss other people off. Don't you watch Springer?
Kyle: He talked! I swear to Abraham he talked and he loves rocketships!
Kyle: Jimmy any luck at the Chinese embassy?
Jimmy: The Chinese will take someone into space for 1o million dollars
Kyle: 10 million! That's more than the Germans want!
Jimmy: Yeah, we told them that, and they told us to go f@ck ourselves
Butters: "Er, dad, why don't you suck my fat one."
In fact, season six is just great for quotes. Same goes for Not Without My Anus... (i.e. Phillip: "Don't touch me, Ugly Bob." Terrence: "Shiver me timbers Phillip. At this rate I'll never get to my Kraft dinner." etc)
That whole episode made me laugh so hard, a little bit of wee came out.
Cartman:"No, no, dont be so hard on your self, Kyle, your not a jew."
south park boy:"Hey, what are you guys playing?"
other boy:"Harry Potter"
narrator:"Who keeps screwing with the lights? Is it Officer Barbrady? Jimbo? the 1989 Denver Broncos?"
(that one might not be exactly right but that episode (Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut) is amazingly funny.)
Terrence: "It's Scott."
Phillip: "Tell him he's a smelly bastard."
Terrence: "Phillip says 'Hello'."
Cartman: Hey, you guys, do you know what they call a Jewish woman's boobs? Jewbs.
hey guys what's goin on?
oh hey kenny.
dude where have you been?
oh i've just been hangin out.
ooh christopher reeve, whoopty freakin doo.
"Oh GOD DAMNIT!!"
"*insert text* Mongolians!"
"I'm not fat, I just have a different lifestyle"
"Whateva, I do what I want!"
I got more favourites but I can't remember them at the moment.
"Now how about our gay couple, Stan and Kyle?"
Ms. Garrison: Now I for one think that evolution is a bunch of bull crap. But I've been told I have to teach it anyway. It was thought up by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this. In the beginning, we were all fish, okay, swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby. And the retard baby was different so it got to live. So retard fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its mutant fish hands, and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something, and made this retard-frog-squirrel and then that had a retard baby which was a monkey-fish-frog, and then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey and that made you. So there you go. You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel. Congratulations.
and, of course
Future Guy: Oh my science.
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