Fav "Quote" South Park

[Butters1990]

Cartman: It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

[ihaveitchyballs]

Cartman: I think Mr Slave is a ... Pakistani

I just thought of that but there are hundreds of good ones

Ill be waiting with bells on you old horsebanging skank

[cartmansot]

Mr. Wing- hehe never barter wit a chinese man.

Butters- couldn't I just have spaghetti-o's.

Stan- Wendy your a bitch, Token right here pal.

[tramp]

I'm in a sort of insane crab people/frog prince hybrid I have to give props to the latest ep -

Head Seaotter: I shall smash your skull like a clam shell on my tummy!

[eric,cartman]

killer im gonna be on t.v now (burb) - cartman
suck my balls kyle - awesomeo

[jawmht]

Kyle - "Really?"

Butters - "He just got caught up in the rat race of taking things for granted."

Cartman - "Come on‼"

Pip - "And then I hit me head, on the concrete."

Kenny - "Well now I'm old enough, but I still can't stick my dick up Brittany's butt"

Stan - "Whats a Dildo?"

[CyniKel]

It's not the exact quote, but its after Stan is dumped for Token...

Kyle: Dude, aren't you still wallowing in misery?
Stan: Well, it still hurts a lot. But I guess there are going to be a lot of painful times in life, so I better learn how to deal with them the right way. (sees Wendy and Token holding hands) Hey, Wendy! You're a bitch. Token. (gives him the finger) Right here, pal.
Kyle: Glad to have you back, dude. Let's play ball.

EDIT: Oops, cartmansot loved it, too. Sorry, I missed that post.

Scott Tenorman Must Die...
Kyle: You are so goddamn stupid it is unbelievable.
Simple, but so awesome.

[kacy__sp]

great quote in the newest ep

Kyle: "suck my balls fatass"
Cartman: "I will. I will suck your balls, Kyle. Just stop me from freezing myself, and I will get down on my knees, and I will suck your balls. I'll suck 'em dry, Kyle."
sick but hilarious, Cartman sounded like he really meant it

[rekall]

this is just like when we got our money back for baseketball

[salamander]

Cartman: Token, how many times do we have to go over this? You're black. You can play the bass.


Cartman: If there's one thing of learned it's that the only way to fight hate is with MORE hate (spoken to a gathering of the Ginger Separatist Movement)

Cartman: The bitch isn't even ginger! (or "the bitch isn't even a redhead") - from Cartman boycotting the non-redhead Annie

[salamander]

This thread is, without a doubt, the funniest thing I've ever read. I wish they could make a DVD or audio recording of all these quotes played in rapid-fire succession.

LET'S FIGHTING LOVE!

[rekall]

cartman, that's the dumbest thing you've ever said. this week.

[rekall]

awesome-o i thought you programmed to do whatever i tell you
weak!
yeah that's pretty good. get it up there good and deep.
lame!

[kilkenny14]

Whenever Cartman goes "ayh!" or whatever it is. example:
"Ayh! Kitty, that my pot pie!"

[albino.black.sheep]

Awesom-o: Initiating fart sequence.

Army Guy: Ew, it smells.

Awesom-o: Initiating smell sequence.