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Postby Ferrari_Cake_ » Fri Oct 27, 2006 3:53 am

Theres so many quotes to choose from. Heres a couple

In the Jeffersons "You are being arrested for Child Mo-les-tation!"

"Hail Satan!"

Mr. Mackey trying to find out who left the turd in the urinal.

"That was some uber pwnage."

"Hitler get out of the way. You're ruining my entrance! GOSH!"

damn, know what, im not even gonna try. there are just way too many.
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Postby tramp » Fri Oct 27, 2006 2:42 pm

Kyle: You see anything?

Stan: No. Hello!? Kenny?...God?

Kyle: Grandma?


Cartman: Because they're poor Kyle! Poor people don't have anything better to do than piss other people off. Don't you watch Springer?


Kyle: He talked! I swear to Abraham he talked and he loves rocketships!


Kyle: Jimmy any luck at the Chinese embassy?

Jimmy: The Chinese will take someone into space for 1o million dollars

Kyle: 10 million! That's more than the Germans want!

Jimmy: Yeah, we told them that, and they told us to go f@ck ourselves
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Postby albino.black.sheep » Sun Oct 29, 2006 4:09 pm

I love the lines:

Cartman: "f*ck off Whistlin' Willy, we're not in the mood."


Ski instructor: "Hey little dude, you got some crap right here."

Butters: "That's my face, sir."

Awesome. :D
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Postby albino.black.sheep » Sun Oct 29, 2006 4:18 pm


Butters: "Er, dad, why don't you suck my fat one."

In fact, season six is just great for quotes. Same goes for Not Without My Anus... (i.e. Phillip: "Don't touch me, Ugly Bob." Terrence: "Shiver me timbers Phillip. At this rate I'll never get to my Kraft dinner." etc)

That whole episode made me laugh so hard, a little bit of wee came out.
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Postby underhil814 » Mon Oct 30, 2006 2:00 am

Mr. Mackey: "After being dismissed from teaching, he went off to write romance novels. His first novel sold very well, and everything was fine until he found out that his novel won the gay pulitzer prize, and was considered the best homo-erotic novel since...'huckleberry finn.'"

Cartman:"No, no, dont be so hard on your self, Kyle, your not a jew."

south park boy:"Hey, what are you guys playing?"
other boy:"Harry Potter"

narrator:"Who keeps screwing with the lights? Is it Officer Barbrady? Jimbo? the 1989 Denver Broncos?"
(that one might not be exactly right but that episode (Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut) is amazingly funny.)
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Postby albino.black.sheep » Mon Oct 30, 2006 2:04 am

Ha ha ha ha ha!! Oh yeah...

Terrence: "It's Scott."

Phillip: "Tell him he's a smelly bastard."

Terrence: "Phillip says 'Hello'."


Cartman: Hey, you guys, do you know what they call a Jewish woman's boobs? Jewbs.
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Postby rekall » Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:53 am

oh i hate that stupid christmas poo

hey guys what's goin on?
oh hey kenny.
dude where have you been?
oh i've just been hangin out.

ooh christopher reeve, whoopty freakin doo.
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Postby sunfl0wer » Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:15 am

"There's no stupid questions, just stupid people!"
"*insert text* Mongolians!"
"I'm not fat, I just have a different lifestyle"
"Whateva, I do what I want!"

I got more favourites but I can't remember them at the moment.
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Postby rekall » Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:20 am

"whatevah, i do what a i want" has definately made its way into the lexicon.
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Postby Czul_kitty » Sat Nov 04, 2006 12:41 pm

Kyle On The Phone: Yeah mom i can't go away i have to help Stan through some stuff.... What was it cartman?

Cartman: Date Rape Psychosis

Kyle On The Phone: Yeah mom Date Rape something

Which episode is that from?
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Postby albino.black.sheep » Sat Nov 04, 2006 3:24 pm

I think, Towelie. When they were playing the Okama Gamesphere. I could be wrong.
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Postby TehLilly » Sat Nov 04, 2006 4:07 pm

Stan: You're my super best friend, Kyle.
Kyle: You're my super best friend, Stan.
Cartman: Oh, that's so sweet, you guys. You two want to get a room so you can make out for awhile?


Stan: We should go find protection.
Cartman: How the hell are condoms going to help us?
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Postby DevilAngel16 » Sun Nov 05, 2006 4:34 am

Damn, there are literally so many hilarious quotes from every single episode. It's hard to choose my favorite ones. So, here's a good quote from the most recent episode, Go God, Go! Part II:

Ms. Garrison: Now I for one think that evolution is a bunch of bull crap. But I've been told I have to teach it anyway. It was thought up by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this. In the beginning, we were all fish, okay, swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby. And the retard baby was different so it got to live. So retard fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its mutant fish hands, and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something, and made this retard-frog-squirrel and then that had a retard baby which was a monkey-fish-frog, and then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey and that made you. So there you go. You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel. Congratulations.

and, of course

Future Guy: Oh my science.

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Postby Kelly MacCornmac » Sun Nov 05, 2006 5:23 am

Kyle: Realy?
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!

Kyle: You bastards!
Kenny's death sence in BLU
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Postby kennykiller27 » Sun Nov 05, 2006 5:48 pm

Oh my god I found a penny!

You bastard!

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