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Paladoris
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Postby Paladoris » Wed Apr 26, 2006 2:13 am

God: "That's what I always do because I am a Buddhist."
Classic.
blubber
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Postby blubber » Wed Apr 26, 2006 2:35 am

Here are my favorites:

Kyle: Wow! That's a lot of seamen, Cartman.
Cartman: Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley.
Stan: That's cool.
Cartman: Yeah, and the sweet thing is, the stupid assh*le didn't even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck on a hose.

Cartman: Maury, I am out of control. Yeah, I use drugs. I can do what I waunt, biatch! Yeah, I have sex, and I don't use protection! It's my hot body; I'll do what I waunt! I don't go to school and I kill people! What-evah! I'll do what I waunt!

Cartman: Okay, Token, give me a sweet bass line.
Token: I don't know how to play the bass.
Cartman: Token, how many times do we have to go over this? You're black. You can play the bass.
Token: I'm really tired of your racist views on this.
Cartman: Well then, get tired of them after you give me a bass line!
Token: (Plays the bass expertly) Oh, Goddammit

Cartman: You seem a little irritable, Kyle. You got some sand in your vagina?
Kyle: There's no sand in my vagina!


Cartman (singing): I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus. I want to feel his salvation all over my face

plus my sig and whenever Cartman says, "Respect my authoritah"
crab people
crab people
taste like crab
talk like people
Butters1990
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Postby Butters1990 » Wed Apr 26, 2006 7:08 am

"Screw you Guys, Im going home"
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matts_diva_bitch
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Postby matts_diva_bitch » Wed Apr 26, 2006 7:58 am

My 3 favorite quotes:

Cartman:It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

Kyle: Stan, I thought those Afghan kids got you to hate America.
Stan: No, I Iearned something today, and it's that America is our home team, and if you don't want to root for the home team then get the hell out of the stadium.

Cartman: Maury, I am out of control. Yeah, I use drugs. I can do what I waunt, biatch! Yeah, I have sex, and I don't use protection! It's my hot body; I'll do what I waunt! I don't go to school and I kill people! Wateva! I'll do what I waunt!
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Mew mew Wendy
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Postby Mew mew Wendy » Thu Apr 27, 2006 12:04 am

Look at my sigcher :chaos: [/quote]
I love this show.-Gir
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I love you guys-Evil Cartman
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teddyleevin
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Postby teddyleevin » Thu Apr 27, 2006 12:10 am

"I've Got To Buy It, Got To Buy It....Chinpokomon!"

haha
John Travolta: Oh ma God!
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Postby kenny'sdead233 » Thu Apr 27, 2006 12:26 am

Stan: you are a fake you are a fraud you are reversing the development of mankind you douche
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kayge
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Postby kayge » Thu Apr 27, 2006 12:33 am

kyle: "chef, does poo go to heaven?"
chef: "well... i.. kinda hope not.."
kyle: ::cries::
chef: "i mean, sure! sure it does.."
mdub87
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Postby mdub87 » Thu Apr 27, 2006 12:55 am

teddyleevin wrote:"I've Got To Buy It, Got To Buy It....Chinpokomon!"

haha


greatest episode ever!
"Yea bitch, school in summertime, open your f***in' ears n**** whore, I'll pop yo bitch ass!" - Fat Abbot
Mrs._Stan_Darsh
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Postby Mrs._Stan_Darsh » Fri Apr 28, 2006 5:08 pm

Cartman- I Love that song mom. sing it to me again.

Liane- No honey.Mommy's got to save her throat. I have to work tonight.
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I Iearned something today, and it's that America is our home team, and if you don't want to root for the home team then get the hell out of the stadium.
cartman8213
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Postby cartman8213 » Fri Apr 28, 2006 5:24 pm

Mrs._Stan_Darsh wrote:Cartman: It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation........

Cartman- I Love that song mom. sing it to me again.

Liane- No honey.Mommy's got to save her throat. I have to work tonight.

What episodes are those from?

Cartman:Why is it that everything tonight has involved things either going in or coming out of my ass?

Cartman:You're straight like a freeway!.... Yeah, well I'm half bisexual.

Mr. Garrison: You children don't know what you're talking about. Eric, you're not half bi.

Cartman:I'm like 1/4 bi. My grandpa was bi so that makes me 1/4 bi.

Cartman:You better let me handle this one. This is top-notch bad. (Rough)

Bart:I'm a pretty bad kid.

Cartman:Really? What's the worst thing you've ever done?

Bart:I stole the head of a statue once.

Cartman:Wow. That's pretty hardcore. That's like this one time where I didn't like this kid so I had his parents ground up into chilli and I fed it to him.

Bart:You win man, you win.
Officially blending in with all the Cartman fans.
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Mrs._Stan_Darsh
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Postby Mrs._Stan_Darsh » Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:11 pm

cartman8213 wrote:
Mrs._Stan_Darsh wrote:Cartman: It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation........

Cartman- I Love that song mom. sing it to me again.

Liane- No honey.Mommy's got to save her throat. I have to work tonight.

What episodes are those from?



the first one is from "Do the handicap go to Hell?" and the Second one is from "Tooth Fairy TATS 2000"
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I Iearned something today, and it's that America is our home team, and if you don't want to root for the home team then get the hell out of the stadium.
Kevino7
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Postby Kevino7 » Fri Apr 28, 2006 10:08 pm

Stan: Oh my God, Phonics Monkey killed kenny!
Cartman: Damn Straight he did.

Stan: If my mom could cook like Cartman's mom I'd be a big fat ass too!
Cartman: That's right!
[Cartman realizes he's been insulted.]
Cartman: Hey!

Cartman: My mom told me to be a lesbian you have to lick carpet

Cartman: [over PA] Attention shoppers, outside today we have Cripple Fight. Cripple Fight, outside

Randy Marsh: You do not say "big silly goose", you call him an assh*le like a normal kid!

Cartman: "Hey guys, what do you call a Jewish woman's boobs....Jewbs!"

A few of my Favs. :D
Butters1990
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Postby Butters1990 » Sun Apr 30, 2006 3:16 pm

Those ones are cool

"I am a Cop, And you will respect my authoritah" hahahaha
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Postby RAppel » Sun Apr 30, 2006 3:18 pm

Well, excuse my French, Mrs. Marsh, but you can suck my fat hairy balls!

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