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kilkenny14
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Postby kilkenny14 » Tue Nov 14, 2006 8:44 pm

kacy__sp wrote:great quote in the newest ep :D

Kyle: "suck my balls fatass"
Cartman: "I will. I will suck your balls, Kyle. Just stop me from freezing myself, and I will get down on my knees, and I will suck your balls. I'll suck 'em dry, Kyle."
sick but hilarious, Cartman sounded like he really meant it :lol:

that too. :cartmansmirk:
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rekall
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Postby rekall » Tue Nov 14, 2006 10:40 pm

kenny: all right, but you guys owe me for this.
stan: dude, whatever. at least you finally get to do something.
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rekall
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Postby rekall » Wed Nov 15, 2006 2:19 pm

rabble, rabble rabble! rabblerabble!
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ICS
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Postby ICS » Thu Nov 16, 2006 3:39 am

there have been a lot of great lines so its hard to pick one. i'll just go with the most recent (10 mins ago)

"if you dont win the big one that little boy will die faster the Steve Irwin in a tank full of sting rays"

beautiful!!!
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AssassinKenny
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Postby AssassinKenny » Thu Nov 16, 2006 3:50 am

^ yes that one was brilliant

"dey took err jerr" (they took our jobs)

"you know that feeling when you take a huge dump.... awesome"

"Token, you are black. You have a bass"

Cartman's huge speech when he gets back at Scott Tennorman (I don't know it word for word)
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rekall
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Postby rekall » Thu Nov 16, 2006 5:46 am

you don't owe me anything. my hallways are clean.
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honestly
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Postby honestly » Thu Nov 16, 2006 6:00 am

A Satans partee

Satan: hi, er hi yeah dude the whole crocodile hunter thing, it's just a little soon, you know? I mean he just died a few weeks ago and its just not super cool and you've gotta leave.

Steve: But its me Satan, Steve Irwin. I am the crocodile hunter.

Satan: Oh but then dude, no costume. sorry you gotta go.

Not the best but it's up there.
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albino.black.sheep
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Postby albino.black.sheep » Thu Nov 16, 2006 3:55 pm

ICS wrote:there have been a lot of great lines so its hard to pick one. i'll just go with the most recent (10 mins ago)

"if you dont win the big one that little boy will die faster the Steve Irwin in a tank full of sting rays"

beautiful!!!


That is f*cking hilarious.
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Hamster at Dawn
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Postby Hamster at Dawn » Thu Nov 16, 2006 7:41 pm

"In this Nancy Drew mystery, Nancy goes to the beach and gets sand trapped in her shoe. This could explain how Kyle got it in his vagina!"
Favourite episode.
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salamander
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Postby salamander » Sat Nov 25, 2006 4:45 pm

Cartman: "Voulez vous coucher avec moi, Clyde?"

This is hilarious 'cause Cartman's just called Clyde a french pussy, and this is the only thing he knows how to say in french.
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Postby ugogo_uswimswim » Sun Nov 26, 2006 12:51 am

"Got ur hall pass bra?"
XD
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Postby polymorph » Sun Nov 26, 2006 1:07 am

Cartman:Guess what I've got in my back yard.
Stan:A boat?
Cartman:Better.
Kyle:A trampaline
Cartman:Better
Kenny:(muffled)?
Cartman:Better.
Kyle:Then what?
Cartman:Twenty-nine aborted fetises...
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southparkmaster777
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Postby southparkmaster777 » Sun Nov 26, 2006 1:53 am

Stan: If my mom could cook like Cartman's I'd be a big fat ass too.

Cartman: Yeah, that's righ--Hey!!!!!!
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