Craig: "Oh sh*t, you guys are in trouble! We're outta here!"
Cartman: "We're in this together, Craig. If Butters tells on us, we're gonna tell on you. That's ninja code"
Animal shelter guy: "It just makes me sick how some people can treat animals. Well, nothing we can do for it, let's just put it to sleep shall we.... Blast it, he's escaped! Oh well, let's murder one of these other dogs."
"No Cake for the Impurity" is pretty good too.
Butters: Look, you can make your wiener bigger in just three weeks!
Stan: Oh, really? Great, where are you located, please? Great, can I come by tomorrow?
Butters: This lady will come and massage your wiener for $95, well that's a pretty good deal...
Stan: 11 o' clock is great, thank you! (to butters) That was easy! I just have to go to their office, ande they'll help me get back at my parents!
Butters: (looks up from the newspaper ads) Hey, I want to get revenge on my douchebag parents, too!
Stan: Fine, then you can come with me.
Butters: Hooray! And then we can make our wieners bigger, and have lady massage 'em.
Pretty much anything that Butters says is funny.
"Because the big questions in life are tough: Why are we here? Where are we from? Where are we going? But if people believe in assh*le douchey liars like you, we're never gonna find the real answer to those questions. You aren't just lying, you're slowing down the progress of all mankind, you douche!"
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