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Butters1990
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Postby Butters1990 » Tue May 02, 2006 5:35 pm

Yeh,

Cartman: But Muuuuum.
Ms.Cartman: Ok, Huns

Thats pretty funny but not the best
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jordan_thewizard
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Postby jordan_thewizard » Tue May 02, 2006 9:04 pm

Episode: The Passion Of The Jew
(Best quote ever)

Stan: It's not just not about getting our money back anymore, it's about being able to hold bad filmmakers responsible. It's just like when we got our money back for BaseKetball.
Butters1990
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Postby Butters1990 » Tue May 02, 2006 9:07 pm

hmmmm,

Butters: But i will get grounded
Cartman: Kenny should have done it
Kyle: Yeh
Butters: But im not kenny.
Cartman: Well thats your fault
Butters: Oh alright then, But tell my mum im at kyles. LOL
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GothKidsDance
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Good time with Weapons

Postby GothKidsDance » Wed May 03, 2006 12:33 pm

Kyle: "Butters! He got a ninja star stuck in his eye and we were taking him to the vet when you f*cked it all up!"

Craig: "Oh sh*t, you guys are in trouble! We're outta here!"

Cartman: "We're in this together, Craig. If Butters tells on us, we're gonna tell on you. That's ninja code"


Animal shelter guy: "It just makes me sick how some people can treat animals. Well, nothing we can do for it, let's just put it to sleep shall we.... Blast it, he's escaped! Oh well, let's murder one of these other dogs."

"No Cake for the Impurity" is pretty good too.
Butters1990
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Postby Butters1990 » Wed May 03, 2006 3:41 pm

Yeh, Brilliant Frais.
errhm.

Mr.Slave: Oh jesus christ.

I like that, It's funny

Big gay al: Oh that super.
Thats ok aswell
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ProfChaos42
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Postby ProfChaos42 » Wed May 03, 2006 4:46 pm

Doctor: My worry is that Kenny was following some crazy new fad. Perhaps all the children are shoving tampons up thier ass because they saw the Backstreet Boys doing it on TV or something.
Butters1990
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Postby Butters1990 » Wed May 03, 2006 4:47 pm

hahahhaha,

Kyle: This is stupid, Im going.
J-lo puppet: Oh, Where you going kyle? Come give me kissy.


HAHAHA
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ProfChaos42
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Postby ProfChaos42 » Wed May 03, 2006 5:19 pm

Stan: Uh, hi, is this Parental Revenge Center of Western America? I'm really pissed off at my parents, and I want to impose swift and horrible revenge upon them?

Butters: Look, you can make your wiener bigger in just three weeks!

Stan: Oh, really? Great, where are you located, please? Great, can I come by tomorrow?

Butters: This lady will come and massage your wiener for $95, well that's a pretty good deal...

Stan: 11 o' clock is great, thank you! (to butters) That was easy! I just have to go to their office, ande they'll help me get back at my parents!

Butters: (looks up from the newspaper ads) Hey, I want to get revenge on my douchebag parents, too!

Stan: Fine, then you can come with me.

Butters: Hooray! And then we can make our wieners bigger, and have lady massage 'em.


Pretty much anything that Butters says is funny.
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Butters1990
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Postby Butters1990 » Wed May 03, 2006 7:00 pm

Yeh,

Butters: But im gonna get grrrounded.
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Kyle the Skeptic
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Postby Kyle the Skeptic » Wed May 03, 2006 7:04 pm

Stan to John Edward:

"Because the big questions in life are tough: Why are we here? Where are we from? Where are we going? But if people believe in assh*le douchey liars like you, we're never gonna find the real answer to those questions. You aren't just lying, you're slowing down the progress of all mankind, you douche!"
Butters1990
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Postby Butters1990 » Sat May 06, 2006 9:17 am

Shelly: Shut up Tuuurrrrds!

They used to make me laugh, But they have taken her out of the picture too much.
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butters489
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Postby butters489 » Sat May 06, 2006 6:26 pm

Chef: You can eat after the game! You children win this one, and you're National Champions! Then you can go on and play the Chinese.

Cartman: My mom says there's a lot of black people in China.

Chef: What?
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Butters1990
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Postby Butters1990 » Sat May 06, 2006 6:34 pm

Oh man that is classic

Chef: Hello there Children
Boys: Hey Chef
Boys: whats a Prostitute


Ha and it goes on.
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GothKidsDance
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Postby GothKidsDance » Sun May 07, 2006 1:23 am

Father Maxi: "Boys, I haven't seen you in church lately."
Kyle: "Well, I'm Jewish."
Father Maxi: "You're not too Jewish to worship Jesus, are you?"
Kyle: "I guess not."
pickled_honey
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Postby pickled_honey » Sun May 07, 2006 4:26 pm

'my mom says there's a lot of black people in africa....' he says it in such an innocent way.... so funny

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