Asians...no soul?

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vexain
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Asians...no soul?

Postby vexain » Tue Jul 11, 2006 5:33 am

is there an episode where someone says that asains have no souls?
i was just watching the ginger episode and cartman said gingers have no souls. when stan and kyle go to visit the foley family kyle asks if the family children have souls and the father said "i'm sure they do" when the father was escorting them out he said that a man he knew was marrying an asian woman just because they don't have a recesive ginger gene...but could that mean that the children they have would be soulless...? hmmm
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Postby iceiwynd » Tue Jul 11, 2006 6:17 am

They did say the Japanese don't have souls in episode 904, Best Friends Forever.

"No! Wait! There still is hope! A Japanese boy did make it to level 59!"
"... Are you stupid, Uriel? Japanese people don't have souls!"
"Oh, yeah, that's right."
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Postby Nintendorkus » Tue Jul 11, 2006 5:49 pm

Asians weren't sent to Earth by the devil, though.
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Re: Asians...no soul?

Postby Kyle the Skeptic » Tue Jul 11, 2006 5:58 pm

vexain wrote:is there an episode where someone says that asains have no souls?

Yes, and it's funny because it's true. For example I'm Asian and I do just fine without one. It's less baggage to carry around and it helps me avoid detection whenever there's a dementor attack. :D
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Postby triplemultiplex » Tue Jul 11, 2006 10:43 pm

^^

And you don't have to worry about Satan tricking you into selling your soul to him. :roll: :lol:
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Postby MixStan » Tue Jul 11, 2006 10:48 pm

triplemultiplex wrote:^^

And you don't have to worry about Satan tricking you into selling your soul to him. :roll: :lol:


Hehe. That made me laugh. BACK ON TOPIC: I think there is one. Where they say that.
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Postby kyleen11 » Tue Jul 11, 2006 11:36 pm

I thought they only said Japanese people have no soul, not all Asians. I hate to admit it but I am an Asian and I have a soul, maybe other Asians don't but not me. :lol:
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Postby Mr. Hat_DX27 » Tue Jul 11, 2006 11:49 pm

Those wacky Japanese weren’t sent by the devil, they just came to earth from the future. Perhaps they have evolved to the point where “souls” are obsolete. :P
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Postby I R Smart » Wed Jul 12, 2006 3:32 am

Im sorry but thats just wrong! You sir are a timecist!
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Postby DownWithCalifornia » Wed Jul 12, 2006 3:43 am

Almost all Japanese have no souls. The ones that do possess souls are outcasts of society. One ancient Emperess was fond of the strange "soul-people" and was, naturally, considered a shame to the kingdom and was thrown into the sea. Such a sad, sad tale.... :cry:
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