Tom Cruise's life is definatly a South Park Episode now!!!

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Tom Cruise's life is definatly a South Park Episode now!!!

Postby randyhart » Fri Sep 01, 2006 7:57 am

http://www.caplakesting.com/danedwards/index.htm

Oh Lord what will The Dark Lord do next? honestly if Suri wasnt growing up to become crazy Herself I'm sure She would be deeply disturbed Her father bronzed Her Crap
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Postby BRMBug » Fri Sep 01, 2006 8:16 am

I... don't know if I believe this one.
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Postby Big-Will » Fri Sep 01, 2006 8:46 am

I'll believe the thing is real when I see a picture of Suri first. I keep reading how beautiful she is, but I haven't seen one goddamned picture of her.
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Postby randyhart » Fri Sep 01, 2006 10:13 am

It was made by the same artist who had pics of Britney Spears giving birth on a bear skin rug I assure you this is 100% real Tom has once again broke the barrier of Crazyness
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Postby A Giant Douche » Fri Sep 01, 2006 10:50 am

How can you make a statue of crap? This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard of. Human crap!!
I feel really safe, oh my GOD!
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Postby randyhart » Fri Sep 01, 2006 11:29 am

But Tom Cruise isnt human soooo Mutant Suri and it shows how vain he is since he wants like 30000 just for Mutant poo
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Postby triplemultiplex » Fri Sep 01, 2006 1:12 pm

So what's the argument for this insane idea?
Anybody?
Tom?


I didn't think so.
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Postby Nommel » Fri Sep 01, 2006 1:46 pm

I'll buy it.



























...On second thought, maybe not.... :lol:
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Postby crazyQH » Fri Sep 01, 2006 1:51 pm

So, Tom gets fired from his day job so he starts selling his kid's sh*t. That's just great...

I didn't think it was possible, but I now hate Tom Cruise even more. And I'd be more skeptical about this, except that this is Tom Cruise we're talking about.
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Postby SouthParkMaster66 » Fri Sep 01, 2006 2:08 pm

Maybe she's the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard...
This is a misfits rejection of a life in submission
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Postby Kyle the Skeptic » Fri Sep 01, 2006 2:25 pm

Thanks a lot, I was eating while I read that.



Although it's not unusual for Tom Cruise to try and sell what amounts to bronze plated crap if you know what I mean.
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Postby Dana the southparkateer » Fri Sep 01, 2006 2:37 pm

i dont think its true...but then again it is tom cruise.
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Postby Nommel » Fri Sep 01, 2006 2:39 pm

I am so putting this in my next fanfic. :lol:
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Postby Big-Will » Fri Sep 01, 2006 4:41 pm

SouthParkMaster66 wrote:Maybe she's the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard...

Maybe the turd's the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard...
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Postby Nommel » Fri Sep 01, 2006 4:53 pm

Big-Will wrote:
SouthParkMaster66 wrote:Maybe she's the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard...

Maybe the turd's the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard...


Good likeness. :wink:

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