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Sonnyvice
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My SP Season "Ratings"

Postby Sonnyvice » Fri Dec 15, 2006 1:48 pm

Edit: Season 11 ratings coming soon.

I've now rated all the seasons... I rated every South Park episode (from 1,0 to 5,0; 1 as the bad and 5 as the best) and after that I had a ability to give "ratings"... I can't explain more in english, just try to understand my points :)

My season ratings (from the best to the worst)
Season 2: 4,944 /5,000
Season 1: 4,538 /5,000
Season 3: 4,529 /5,000
Season 4: 4,441 /5,000
Season 6: 4,294 /5,000
Season 5: 4,214 /5,000
Season 8: 4,071 /5,000
Season 9: 4,035 /5,000
Season 7: 3,966 /5,000
Season 10: 2,392 /5,000
(Season 11: Coming Soon)

45 of 155 SP episodes are rated as 5,0.
43 of 155 SP episodes are rated as 4,5.
34 of 155 SP episodes are rated as 4,0.
16 of 155 SP episodes are rated as 3,5.
7 of 155 SP episodes are rated as 3,0.
5 of 155 SP episodes are rated as 2,5.
3 of 155 SP episodes are rated as 2,0.
1 of 155 SP episodes is rated as 1,5.
1 of 155 SP episodes is rated as 1,0.

***** episodes in all seasons
Season 1 5/13
Season 2 17/18
Season 3 5/17
Season 4 6/17
Season 5 2/14
Season 6 5/17
Season 7 2/15
Season 8 2/14
Season 9 1/14
Season 10 -/14
Season 11 COMING SOON
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I agree

Postby Brett14 » Mon Dec 18, 2006 8:36 pm

I completely agree with you on your opinion...and you seemed to put a lot of work into those statistics
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Postby Sonnyvice » Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:03 pm

Yeah, it was hard work and took many hours :)
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Postby miller man » Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:30 am

I dig what you've done here. You've clearly put a lot of thought and time into your system. Now what you have to do, to spark a good ol' fashioned debate, is to list out just what those 5-star episodes from each season are :wink:
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Postby miller man » Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:41 am

Now that I'm looking at it a little closer, the one glaring problem I have here is that you cite only two 5-star episodes from season 5. Yet there are 5 in season 6? :? I love season 6, no doubt, but season 5 was one of their most consistent, inspired seasons overall.
Bring on that list! 8)
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Postby polymorph » Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:26 am

good exept I think you overrated season 2 greatly.
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Postby Sonnyvice » Wed Dec 20, 2006 1:38 pm

polymorph wrote:good exept I think you overrated season 2 greatly.


No, it's the greatest and mightiest season 8)

However, my ***** episodes:

Season 1
Volcano
Death
Pink Eye
Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Boo
Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut

Season 2
Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
Chickenlover
Ike's Wee Wee
Conjoiend Fetus Lady
The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka
Flashbacks
Summer Sucks
Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls
Chickenpox
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
Clubhouses
Cow Days
Chef Aid
Spookyfish!
Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!
Gnomes
Prehistoric Ice Man

Season 3
Rainforest Schmainforest
Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub (a.k.a. Melvins)
Starvin’ Marvin in Space
Are you there God - It’s me, Jesus
World Wide Recorder Concert

Season 4
The Tooth Fairy Tats
Quintuplets
Timmy 2000
Cartman Joins NAMBLA
Fat Camp
The Wacky Molestation Adventure

Season 5
Scott Tenorman Must Die
Cartmanland

Season 6
Asspen
The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer
Free Hat
Child Abduction Is Not Funny
Red Sleigh Down

Season 7
Lil' Crime Stoppers
Casa Bonita

Season 8
Cartman's Incredible Gift
Woodland Critter Christmas

Season 9
Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

Season 10
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Postby polymorph » Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:09 pm

Sonnyvice wrote:
polymorph wrote:good exept I think you overrated season 2 greatly.


No, it's the greatest and mightiest season
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that's a matter of opinion
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Postby Killahertz9 » Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:19 pm

WGAS :roll:
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Postby miller man » Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:43 pm

Sonnyvice wrote:
polymorph wrote:good exept I think you overrated season 2 greatly.


No, it's the greatest and mightiest season 8)

However, my ***** episodes:

Season 1
Volcano
Death
Pink Eye
Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Boo
Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut

Season 2
Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
Chickenlover
Ike's Wee Wee
Conjoiend Fetus Lady
The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka
Flashbacks
Summer Sucks
Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls
Chickenpox
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
Clubhouses
Cow Days
Chef Aid
Spookyfish!
Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!
Gnomes
Prehistoric Ice Man

Season 3
Rainforest Schmainforest
Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub (a.k.a. Melvins)
Starvin’ Marvin in Space
Are you there God - It’s me, Jesus
World Wide Recorder Concert

Season 4
The Tooth Fairy Tats
Quintuplets
Timmy 2000
Cartman Joins NAMBLA
Fat Camp
The Wacky Molestation Adventure

Season 5
Scott Tenorman Must Die
Cartmanland

Season 6
Asspen
The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer
Free Hat
Child Abduction Is Not Funny
Red Sleigh Down

Season 7
Lil' Crime Stoppers
Casa Bonita

Season 8
Cartman's Incredible Gift
Woodland Critter Christmas

Season 9
Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

Season 10
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Wow, dude, do we ever disagree.
I know that this is all just a matter of opinion, and you are certainly entitled to yours. I'm not trying to change it, but we are at real loggerheads over these picks. :wink:

Season 1: I see that, between this and season 2, you are a real fan of the classics. Right on, me too. However, as much as I love Volcano and Death, are they really better than Mecha Streisand or An Elephant Makes Love To A Pig?

Season 2: A Lot of people will say that you overrate this season. I say screw 'em, as I also think that Season 2 is the best. Having said that, you might as well have gone the whole nine yards and included T&P Not Without.., because the sheer audacity of the episode's context makes it a Parker/Stone classic.

Season 3: Many call this a weak season. Whatever. There are many classics to be found in 3, many of which are not included here. Succubus, Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery, and Tweek vs. Craig all overshadow 2 Guys Naked... & Starvin' Marvin in Space, IMO.

Season 4: I'm cool with some of these picks, but the 2-part "sequel" to the movie should have been included, as well as "Chef Goes Nanners" and "Trapper Keeper." Leave out "Quintuplets"

Season 5: Here we go. "Scott Tenorman" & "CML"? What about "Cripple Fight", "T&P:BTB", "Towelie" and "Osama Bin Laden..."? Not to mention the epic significance of "Kenny Dies" or the classic timelesness of "Proper Condom Use"? I seriously disagree with this season's picks. :lol:

Season 6: Yeah, I like these. But I would have added "Red Hot Catholic Love" and "The Death Camp Of Tolerance." Leave out "Asspen".

Season 7: "Crime Stoppers"?! LOL, and not "Fat Butt and Pancake Head" or "Christian Rock Hard"? If you say so.

Season 8: Again, "Cartman's Gift"?! What about "Good Times" or "Awesome-O"?

Season 9: "Mrs. Garrison's Fancy...." but not "The Death Of Eric Cartman" or "Trapped In The Closet"?

Season 10: Agreed. No 5-star eps.



This is just to stir debate. I respect your opinion, and again, I think for the most part, your rating system is sound. Good job. 8)
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Postby Sonnyvice » Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:28 pm

Nice thoughts, miller man :) Most of the episodes you suggested as 5 star episodes are still certainly great 8)

Anyway, here are my low-rated episodes:

**½ :roll:
Krazy Cripples
Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
Hell on Earth 2006
Go God Go

** :?
Gooback
Manbearbig
Stanley's Cup

:x
Trapped in the Closet

* :cry: :cry:
A Million Little Fibers
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Postby tjrd » Thu Dec 21, 2006 5:28 pm

I think my top 10 of seasons would look like this:

1. Season 6
2. Season 8
3. Season 7
4. Season 5
5. Season 10
6. Season 4
7. Season 9
8. Season 2
9. Season 3
10. Season 1
Let's fighting love!
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Postby miller man » Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:59 pm

Sonnyvice wrote:Nice thoughts, miller man :) Most of the episodes you suggested as 5 star episodes are still certainly great 8)

Anyway, here are my low-rated episodes:

**½ :roll:
Krazy Cripples
Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
Hell on Earth 2006
Go God Go

** :?
Gooback
Manbearbig
Stanley's Cup

:x
Trapped in the Closet

* :cry: :cry:
A Million Little Fibers


Now, this is a guy who doesn't think highly of the new seasons :twisted:
LOL, I'm with you. There is a significant decline of stand-out episodes found in the newer seasons. Yet, SP at its worst still entertains me a hell of a lot more than the other crap on the tube. But when we're comparing episodes, then sadly, you're right. Many of these newer ones fail to make the cut. :(
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Postby polymorph » Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:22 pm

This is how I'd rate the seasons

1.season 4
2.season 3
3.season 2
4.season 6
5.season 1
6.season 8
7.season 7
8.season 5
9.season 10
10.season 9
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Postby Sonnyvice » Thu Mar 08, 2007 1:13 pm

I'll rate season 11 as soon as I've seen all episodes...
However, new episode 11x01 ""With Apologies to Jesse Jackson" gets **½ rating from me.
(edit:) 11x02 was surprising episode. It was strong, and it gets **** rating from me :P

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