Favorite South Park Quotes (Can be more than One Quote)

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Postby TreFity » Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:53 am

Lochnessmonster: I need about tre fity.

Owner of city wok: God damn mongolians, knock down my sh*tty wall!

Cartman: Well first of all, he's a god damn assh*le, and thats about it.

Cartman: BEEFCAKE!

Umm.. that's all i can think of.
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Postby Everything South Park » Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:40 pm

Tree-fitty has to be one of my favourites. Heres a quote from just one of the Tree-fitty stories:

Chef's Father: [at Chef's rehearsal dinner] Could I have everyone's attention, please?
[crowd quiets]
Chef's Father: Tomorrow, my son is gonna get married to a beautiful lady.
Chef's Father: I'm very happy for them both.
[begins to choke back tears]
Chef's Father: Ooh, there I go - I told myself I wasn't gonna cry.
Chef: It's okay, pop.
Chef's Mother: Thomas, you're gonna get me going now.
[begins to tear up]
Chef's Father: I remember when Chef was just a three-year-old little man, he came runnin' into me with a big smile and his little chef's hat on, and he says to me, "Poppa, poppa." I said, "What do you need, Chef, my boy?" He said, "I need about tree-fitty."
Chef's Mother: Tree-fitty!
Chef's Father: Well, it was about that time I begin to get suspicious. I said, "Chef, my boy, why do you need tree-fitty?" He said, "My imaginary friend Boo-Boo the dinosaur wants it." So I went to my son's room, and sure enough, there was that damn Loch Ness Monster!
Chef's Mother: Lord, it was scary!
Chef's Father: I said, "Dammit, monster, you quit bugging my children, now. We work for our money in this house - we don't just give money away!"
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Postby ugogo_uswimswim » Sat Feb 24, 2007 3:01 am

This probably isn't exactly the quote, but it's a good one none the less. It makes me feel better when I'm having a sh***y day.

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Postby lee k » Tue Feb 27, 2007 12:21 am

Randy Marsh: "this is for what? arresting me for what? i'm not allowed to stand up for myself, i thought this was America! huh!? is'nt this america!? im sorry i thought this was america!"
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Postby Thunderhorse » Tue Feb 27, 2007 2:06 am

Cartman:"Maybe we're not seeing heaven because someone is a J-O-O."
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Postby Thrawny » Fri Mar 02, 2007 8:25 pm

Cartaman: "I will Kyle, I will get down on my knees and suck your balls, i'll suck them dry Kyle"
Butters: "Eric your just an image in my head brought on by a traumatic event"
Kyle: "Don't get into angry mob, last time we did that we killed Jesus"
Butters: "The only way I could feel this sad is if I fealt something really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good"

Butters is so much wiser then many people give him credit for.
Stan: "I want a godamn cheeseburger and some goddamn fires you f*cking goodbacks"



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Postby polymorph » Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:00 pm

Cartman:Screw you guys I'm going home

Mel Gibson: I brought the fire and brimstone back to Chistianity with the Passion and now I'm going to start my own church and do know why, so I can play banjo

Mel Gibson: Give me back my money!

Professor Chaos: Fools I am Professor Chaos bringer of destuction and doom, your feeble ninja powers are no match for me.

Cartman: I'm going to kill you one of these days Token.

Skeeter: Hey eight year olds, we don't take kindley to your types in here.
Bartender:Now, now Skeeter he ain't hurtn' no one.
Skeeter:No! let's hear something from Mr. I'm eigth years old. How come you types are always whereing them funny padded shirts in the winter?
Stan: Coats.
Skeeters friend: We don't take kindley to your types in here.
Stan:Dude what the hell is going on?
Cartman: Did you guys see a big panda bear in here or not?
Skeeter: We don't take kindly to panda bears.
Stan:Well we don't take kindly to you.
Skeeter's friend: We don't take kindley to folks who don't take kindley round here.

Towlie:You wanna get high.

Wendy:Ms. Ellen can I tell you something?
Ms. Ellen:Why sure Wendy.
Wendy: Don't f*ck with me!
Ms. Ellen:W-what?
Wendy:You heard me, stay away from my man or I'll whoop your sorry whole ass back to last year.

Skeeter: Hey we don't take kindley to cases being dismissed.
Bartender: God damn it Skeeter shut the hell up.

Sexual Harrasment Panda: When one little panda sticks his furry little willy in another panda's ear that makes me a very sad panda.

Sally Stuthers:Is that a chocolate Yum-yum bar?
FBI: Why yes it is a chocolate yum-yum bar and there's more where that came from. But if you don't want to tell us about the Ethiopian boy.
Sally Struthers:NO!

And that all I feel like typing right now.
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Postby BRMBug » Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:59 pm

Cartman's line in "Miss Teacher": "Slap her titties around, stick your weiner inside her and pee." Kyle: ..."Stick your weiner inside her and pee." (I may not have that exactly right) I was rolling on the floor cry-laughing when I heard that.
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Postby swellman7 » Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:52 pm

BRMBug wrote:Cartman's line in "Miss Teacher": "Slap her titties around, stick your weiner inside her and pee." Kyle: ..."Stick your weiner inside her and pee."

"... Unless you don't want to get her pregnant, then you pull it out and pee on her leg."
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Postby Mrs. Wendy » Sat Mar 03, 2007 12:46 am

Mr. Garrison (at the time) :
Well I'm sorry Wendy, I just dont trust something that bleeds for 5 days and does'nt die...
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Postby 203177 » Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:51 pm

i'll go with quotes that i know from cartman gets an anl probe:

Cartman-"ow! my ass you guys seriously"

Stan-"okay cartman you can stop farting fire now"

Cartman-"i would if i could you son of a bitch''

Cartman-"will you stop talking about your little brother i know it was just a dream and i know i'm not under alien control"

Kyle-"fart damn you!"

Kyle-"hey! if you vistiors can here me GIVE ME BACK MY LITTLE BROTHER GODDAMIT!"

Cartman-"ow that hurt you butt licker"


Cartman-"no kitty this my pot pie"

lianne-"well i know a certain kitty kitty whos sleeping with mommy tonight"

Cartman-"french people piss me off"

Cartman-"mom kittys being a dilldo!"

Stan-"hey wait, when will i'll be able to make sweet love?"

wow thats alot of quotes :shock:
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Postby Thunderhorse » Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:57 pm

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Postby this_bitch_bites » Tue Jul 31, 2007 2:48 am

Dad, Tom cruise won't come out of the closet

f*ck Jesus

I made you eat your parents

Stop screwing around

dude you barfed into the insistion

aww I'm not bleeding out my ass

kyle we need to that sand out of your vagina man
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Postby UnkieHerb » Wed Aug 01, 2007 2:44 pm

I can't remember it exactly, but Jared's whole speech from "Jared has Aides" about how he's going to give needy children Aides.
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Postby Tweek Tweek » Wed Aug 01, 2007 5:02 pm

Respect my authoritah! and Screw you guys, I'm going home. are my favorite quotes. :cartmancop:

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