ideas for new episodes

[Buttersnut]

Randy loses his job, and goes into porn.

[BRMBug]

Meh. How about, being a geologist, Randy discovers a rich untapped source of oil in SP that turns out to just be a massive Indian cesspool.

[hellokitty]

I think that there should be an episode all about the other fab four. Instead of Stan, Kyle, Cartman, & Kenny, it should be about 'Craig and Those Guys.' Like, a whole episode with Craig, Clyde, Tweek, and.... Token or some fourth guy. I would love to see them get themselves into some sticky situation & have their own little adventure, & at the end be like, "You know, I learned something today...." Bhahahha. :)

[BRMBug]

I like it.

[jewish pride]

1) cartman seriously pisses kyle off (as usual) so kyle starts beating him up, either his parents or a teacher caughts him and, not knowing what cartman did, sends poor kyle to anger management hehehe

2) kenny looks for a job and starts making a lot of money (for a kid standard) and the other boys get jealous/impressed

3) mr garrison thinks he sees butters copying in a test and gives him detention or something

[themanthecartman]

Cartman takes over the world

[escarletta]

watch psychic kids on A&E.... this show is just asking to be made fun of. The get these kids that are afraid of their "abilities" and send them to haunted houses and crap.


please, MAKE FUN OF THIS SHOW ALREADY.

[MikeStone]

Bring Chef back.

[usbansa]

i think they should give towle a more important role

[usbansa]

they should do an episode spoofing tila tequila

[rjman95]

1. A brawl episode, they some how get sucked into the T.V and must complete subspace Kenny loses all 5 lives

2. A rock band episode like guitar Queer-o but with all of them except kenny has a seziure and is then replaced by token or someone like that

[pdfsmail]

one short idea i have is Timmy becoming one of those piano savants.

i also have a more detailed different episode below:

Uncle Jimbo discovers oil in South Park (beverly hillbillies), which lowers gas in south park to 15 cents/gal. This causes the town to grow and become rich. When the boys discover that this is causing all of the snow to melt (which will flood south park) and serious pollution in south park they do everything in their power to stop it and plug the oil well so it is unaccessible before it destroys the town and everyone in it.

Meanwhile, Butters stands up for himself against his parents and refuses to be grounded. Butters is sent to stay with his cousin in hell hole hick Florida. The boys realize they need butters to come back to south park, to summon Darth Chef, which, in their plan will cause the oil company to collapse in on itself and destroy the oil well when butters lures him into it and challenges him to a fight (star wars lightsabers utterly massacring the well)

The boys travel To Florida, the penis of the country, to get Butters at any cost, bring him back, cause darth chef to return (for butters), which causes a disaster in the oil company during a battle showdown, making it collapse on itself, and darth chef, with butters barely escaping and returning home to get grounded for returning home w/o permission and causing gas prices to rise to an even higher rate (to pay for the damage caused by the destruction of the oil well, and cleaning the leftovers of the people who moved away from town when the oil well disappeared)

[Buttersnut]

Must do something about the recent Apple craze.

[hippy]

another towelie episode

[May]

OK so Towlie convices Cartman to go to Boulder on April 20th to "get rid of the know it all hippies" but he just want to celebrate the ultimate pot smoking holiday. Cartman gets infested with the second hand weed smoke and becomes a total stoner.

At the same time a girl comes to South Park with a halo but no wings, the boys discover she is a half angel after she died and she need her wings in order to get into heaven. The boys try many things to help her get her wings, helping the needy,

Cartman as a stoner gets the munchies and thinks that kenny is a mountain of Burger King Burgers and eats him The boys and the new girl stand up to cartman and Cartman gets Stoner Powers. Its an all out brawll and the kids are loosing to cartman

The new girl explains that she needs energy to keep fighting and if she dies as a half angel she would surely go to hell, Stan Gives her his Red Bull that he has been saving and she drinks it, Like the popeye spinnage parady she gets buffed and kicks cartmans ass. The weed smoke leaves his body and Cartman says "whhat the hell just happend"

Kyle Noticed that the angel has grown wings as a result of drinkiing red bull and she flies off insearch of Heaven. And Cartman says

"You know guys, Ive learnd someting today. People do drugs to make themselves feel better when actually they only hurt themselves and the people around. If wee want to feel better about life we must take it into our hands to go outside and play, make friends, and do what we can to keep ourselve busy and entertained

Towllie comes in with a serious cool voice "Now you know the dangers of drugs, and South Park can now be safe from more harmful drugs like Exstacy and John McClain. Towllie Turns into Jesus and follows the angel back to heaven

Kyle "wow Cartman, I never thought you would ever say something like that"
Cartman "If you ever tell anyone, I will cut off your goddanm balls and feed them to Stans dog for lunch you Fucken Jew

Id call it, Jamaican Yum Yum