If you could be in South Park what would you do first?

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Zazaban
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Re: If you could be in South Park what would you do first?

Postby Zazaban » Tue Aug 31, 2010 5:48 am

1. Find Cartman.

2. Give him the complete South Park on DVD.

3. Watch chaos unfold.
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Re: If you could be in South Park what would you do first?

Postby KyleBroflovskisGF » Tue Aug 31, 2010 5:40 pm

I'd be, preferably, a little elementary school kid with all of the South Park kids. I'd make friends. If I were my age, though, I'd be much older. :D
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Re: If you could be in South Park what would you do first?

Postby furrybutch » Wed Sep 01, 2010 8:25 am

Rape everybody.

Because that's what I do.

Hell yeah. :mrgreen:
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DuckFemocrats
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Re: If you could be in South Park what would you do first?

Postby DuckFemocrats » Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:27 pm

1 - Stop by the SouthPark Pharmacy to get a box of condoms.
2 - Stop by Cartmen's house.
3 - Give Cartmen a few bucks and tell him to go away for awhile.
4 - Visit Miss Cartmen's Bedroom. :wink:
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Re: If you could be in South Park what would you do first?

Postby Luckyrose » Tue Sep 07, 2010 12:37 am

I'd buy that hamster that Mr. Slave shoved up his ass.
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Re: If you could be in South Park what would you do first?

Postby awesome-XD » Wed Sep 08, 2010 11:19 am

I'd hang out with kyle and piss off cartmen just for jokes :P
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Re: If you could be in South Park what would you do first?

Postby Towelieee420 » Fri Sep 17, 2010 12:09 am

I'd go tell Tom Cruise he's a fudge packer and try to hang with towelie.
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Re: If you could be in South Park what would you do first?

Postby Thunderhorse » Fri Sep 17, 2010 5:58 pm

I would journey into the Chamber of Farts.
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Re: If you could be in South Park what would you do first?

Postby Starchild91 » Sat Sep 18, 2010 1:24 am

First I'd find Kenny and burn his hoodie.

I'd then come up with some master plan, along with Kenny, Kyle and Stan, on how to piss off Cartman big time.

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15avaughn
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Re: If you could be in South Park what would you do first?

Postby 15avaughn » Sun Sep 19, 2010 3:11 am

Kill Sarah and John Connor...
I mean Kenny :zombiekenny:
Cause no one messes with Kenny anymore (Fanboy and Chum Chum: Maybe I should change my name to Kenny yah no one messes with Kenny) Also I'd see what the heck South Park Middle/Jr. High looks like.
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Re: If you could be in South Park what would you do first?

Postby ChocoEClaire » Mon Mar 07, 2011 2:14 am

Pinch Kyle's cheeks and giggle. :lol:
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Re: If you could be in South Park what would you do first?

Postby OliviaLeann » Sat Mar 12, 2011 6:55 am

1. Go to Les Bos
2. Become an elementary teacher
3. Befriend Nurse Gollum
4. Offer to adopt the McCormick kids
RianaLD
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Re: If you could be in South Park what would you do first?

Postby RianaLD » Sat Mar 12, 2011 7:55 pm

I would totally apply to be an art teacher at the elementary school, and make it the most kickass class ever. B)
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Re: If you could be in South Park what would you do first?

Postby southparkgirl19 » Sat Mar 12, 2011 8:19 pm

1. change my age to that of the forth graders (hey If i managed to get into south park i can probally change my age.)
2. show stan, kyle, kenny and cartman the video of kenny getting squished on americas stupidest home videos so his friends will beleave him. kenny will be so happy that he kisses me and we go out.
3. win over the other two. (i know exactly how to do that, cause i know them so well from watching the show) and effictivally take cartmans place in the group.
4. show them some fanfictions and watch their reactions. :parishilton:
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Re: If you could be in South Park what would you do first?

Postby John_117 » Tue Mar 15, 2011 1:00 am

I'd go egg everyone at school house. Get a canon with a scope, station it from the top of a mountain, and shoot away.

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