If you could be in South Park what would you do first?

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Re: If you could be in South Park what would you do first?

Postby JVM » Sun Mar 20, 2011 2:17 am

I will kill them all.
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Re: If you could be in South Park what would you do first?

Postby CartmanPorter » Sat Jun 18, 2011 8:47 pm

I would help Al Gore to search and kill Manbearpig :lol: :lol: 8)
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Re: If you could be in South Park what would you do first?

Postby Noble Spirit » Sat Jun 18, 2011 10:17 pm

I woud say "shiiit...". In a good way like this guy says it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWkOeDe2rCg

Me: "When I die and go to heaven and see South Park, I'm gonna say "sh*t".
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Re: If you could be in South Park what would you do first?

Postby The Silver Banana » Sun Jun 19, 2011 10:07 pm

I would smear my butt in soy milk and convince Cartman to lick it, knowing that my reputation is already pretty bad.

Then I'd ask Kenny to make me a costume so I could join Professor Chaos. Kenny would not be happy.
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Re: If you could be in South Park what would you do first?

Postby Ex1lepr0 » Sun Jun 19, 2011 11:19 pm

Well, lucky for me, I have a little list! The first thing to do in a new town is find proper lodging. I would try and board with Butter's family, as I think having a third party involved in all their dealings would make things better. For money, I would get a job at City Wok (no, I don't care that he's an insane psychiatrist). I would get Tweek to switch to decaf. And lastly, I would join Coon and Friends.
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Re: If you could be in South Park what would you do first?

Postby Unassumption » Mon Jun 20, 2011 8:35 am

See if i was 2D if i turned around and could fit through cracks.
Go hunt with ned and jimbo
Then kill myself. to see if i'd come back like kenneh.
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Re: If you could be in South Park what would you do first?

Postby sam201095 » Thu Jun 30, 2011 7:54 am

hmm i would tie kenny to cartman with a thick rope and then set the rope on fire at the middle cartman because he is a terrible person and kenny because i want to hear stan and kyles catchphrase again
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Re: If you could be in South Park what would you do first?

Postby BigGuy101 » Tue Jul 05, 2011 1:51 am

What would I do if I were a South Park character? That's a tough question. Okay, here's what I would do:

1) Change my age to 9.
2) I'd be friends with Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Butters and Wendy (even if Stan threatens to beat the crap out me for doing so).
3) Explore the humble town of South Park.
4) I'd go to Raisins (I am not a pervert, but I still gotta check it out).
5) Help Pip fit in with the other kids (of course the others won't appreciate it, mainly because they need someone to bully).
6) Kick Cartman's ass over and over again.
7) Eat at City Wok.
8) Play video games.
9) Kill Kenny and pin the murder on another character.
10) Help Butters fit in so that people can stop bullying him.
11) Win every girls' hearts.
12) Commit various crimes not just in the town of South Park, but all over the state of Colorado.
13) Make movies at home using camera have the kids play roles in them (making movies is actually what me and my friends do).
14) Watch Terrence and Phillip.
15) Be Butters' best friend.
16) Every week, I'd kill Kenny in different kind of horrific way.
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Re: If you could be in South Park what would you do first?

Postby StanMarshLover » Tue Jul 05, 2011 3:48 pm

i would get rid of wendy and i would get married to Stan!
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Re: If you could be in South Park what would you do first?

Postby Acehigh » Sat Jul 09, 2011 4:37 pm

Make Cartman cry!
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Re: If you could be in South Park what would you do first?

Postby fdandrea13 » Mon Jul 11, 2011 4:32 am

I'd enroll in South Park elementary lol
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Re: If you could be in South Park what would you do first?

Postby LittleMissColorado » Mon Jul 11, 2011 6:54 pm

I will tell Wendy to go f*ck herself and then I will kiss Stan really really many times ♥ :lol:
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Re: If you could be in South Park what would you do first?

Postby BigGuy101 » Mon Jul 11, 2011 8:54 pm

StanMarshLover wrote:i would get rid of wendy and i would get married to Stan!


Would you kill Wendy just to make Stan yours?
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Re: If you could be in South Park what would you do first?

Postby StanMarshLover » Thu Jul 21, 2011 4:38 pm

BigGuy101 wrote:
StanMarshLover wrote:i would get rid of wendy and i would get married to Stan!


Would you kill Wendy just to make Stan yours?


possibly :lol: wait yes :lol: :D even though this is just a cartoon
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Re: If you could be in South Park what would you do first?

Postby JewishSmurfette » Fri Jul 22, 2011 12:43 am

I would do what Wendy and Kyle have done before, beat the crap outta Cartman. Then go Chill with the guys on some epic adventure. XD
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