What would happen if Kenny McCormick became rich?

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What would happen if Kenny McCormick became rich?

Postby jonholb56 » Fri Sep 26, 2008 7:37 pm

In the episode, "Cartmanland", Eric Cartman was his most selfish, narcisstic, nasty best. I have a question, if Kenny became rich, would he act like Cartman or would he give us all a lesson in true Christian charity? Even though Kenny NcCormick is a cartoon character, there are far too many children in his situation. I would like to see Kenny rise above his situation and help others. Of course, Cartman would belittle Kenny in this episode, like he does everybody else, but the town of South Park and the State of Colorado would declare him, "Good Samaritan of the Year". At the very end of the episode, Kyle Broflovski would ask Cartman, "Why are you not a good Christian like Kenny?" Cartman will not be able to answer the question honestly but will be hostile and make excuses. Thank-You
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Re: What would happen if Kenny McCormick became rich?

Postby Elanessea » Fri Sep 26, 2008 8:14 pm

Dude that's a pretty awesome idea. :) I'd like to see that become a reality.
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Re: What would happen if Kenny McCormick became rich?

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Re: What would happen if Kenny McCormick became rich?

Postby superiorsavior » Fri Sep 26, 2008 9:59 pm

I'd say kenny would waste it all on kittens to huff :o
He'd share some of the kitens with his friends though XD
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Re: What would happen if Kenny McCormick became rich?

Postby Hayley B » Fri Sep 26, 2008 10:43 pm

I can see a bunch of Video Games systems, including videos games, Arcades, Hookers getting laid, an island with him & nude sexy ladies only allowed.

That's the only few, I can think would happen if Kenny got rich.
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Re: What would happen if Kenny McCormick became rich?

Postby Essey » Sat Sep 27, 2008 1:20 am

He'd buy a lot of pornography and video games. That's about it.

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Re: What would happen if Kenny McCormick became rich?

Postby allan420 » Sat Sep 27, 2008 6:54 am

jonholb56 wrote:In the episode, "Cartmanland", Eric Cartman was his most selfish, narcisstic, nasty best. I have a question, if Kenny became rich, would he act like Cartman or would he give us all a lesson in true Christian charity? Even though Kenny NcCormick is a cartoon character, there are far too many children in his situation. I would like to see Kenny rise above his situation and help others. Of course, Cartman would belittle Kenny in this episode, like he does everybody else, but the town of South Park and the State of Colorado would declare him, "Good Samaritan of the Year". At the very end of the episode, Kyle Broflovski would ask Cartman, "Why are you not a good Christian like Kenny?" Cartman will not be able to answer the question honestly but will be hostile and make excuses. Thank-You


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Re: What would happen if Kenny McCormick became rich?

Postby Butters2008 » Wed Oct 01, 2008 9:20 am

Face it :D he will never get rich :lol: but if he did .. he would use it to get lots of these .. :parishilton: :parishilton: :parishilton: :parishilton: :parishilton: :parishilton: :parishilton: :parishilton: :parishilton:
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Re: What would happen if Kenny McCormick became rich?

Postby Quintuplets_Father » Wed Oct 01, 2008 10:31 am

I am sure that he would invest in his musical talent (if u noticed my nick u can figure out why i remembered that so quick :) ); however ufortunately, if his success will get to big, he will spend alot of his money on kittens and stuff like that.. he already has proven that he has a weakness for that... if he will have even more money, to overcome that weakness, i think he would invest in a serious well trained personal security team.. to prevent him from any sort of unfortunate accident...

.. still he will get a prematue death, cause: paper cut while counting his money. :(

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Re: What would happen if Kenny McCormick became rich?

Postby merry_pippin » Sat Nov 01, 2008 9:25 am

he'd probably spend most of it on kittens to huff and puff.........or something...... :?
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Re: What would happen if Kenny McCormick became rich?

Postby ShaneHaughey » Sat Nov 01, 2008 10:02 am

In all likelyhood, if Kenny became rich that'd mean his family became rich. Kenny seems, drug habits aside, to be somewhat normal. And since he hasn't had his huff for a while, I doubt that'd be an issue.
Remember when the kids raked in the dough in Tooth Fairy Tats? Kenny is a snappy dresser when he has the money. So that, proably better hygiene habits, maybe a girlfriend, better social status, and mostly just looking out for number one. Why just look out for himself? Because for his whole life, no one has looked out for him, so he might as well do it.
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Re: What would happen if Kenny McCormick became rich?

Postby BigCamera4892 » Sat Nov 01, 2008 12:03 pm

After Kenny got rich, "Oh my God, they killed Kenny" would once again occur, and Cartman would try to get the money. Stan and Kyle would try to stop Cartman, but Professor Chaos and General Disarray would figure out how to get Kenny's money. They will fail, and the money would ultimately wind up with Butters.

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