What do you think the boys will be like as teens?

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Re: What do you think the boys will be like as teens?

Postby Hello You » Mon Dec 08, 2008 11:01 am

Remember when Kyle almost died in Cartmanland? If that nearly killed him imagine him at 14 or whatever? Plus, I imagine he'd get picked on alot.
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Re: What do you think the boys will be like as teens?

Postby Frosty_D » Mon Dec 08, 2008 11:12 am

Yea, but he didn't die, now did he? He will suck up...he may not like it but he will try
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Re: What do you think the boys will be like as teens?

Postby superiorsavior » Mon Dec 08, 2008 6:12 pm

First thing's first; they'll carry on having adventures together as a group forever. When you've been throuh as much together as they have, it might not make you friends, but it counts for something. Plus they all live too close to one another to just ignore each other. The boys will have roughly the same personalities, the same kinds of interest and the same friendship groups; the only thing that'll change is facial hair, deeper voices and more acne.

Kyle wouldn't get picked on because he can and will stand up for himself (he was fighting a giant monster, not a bully, when he almost died if you remember!) and he has a close group of friends. The only ones I could immagine being bullied are the Melvins but they seem to have strong enough friend links to prevent that kind of thing.

Kyle will kill himself

But not before he hunts down and slaughters all the writers of south park cutfics staring him. It's for the good of the world, see. He wouldn't kill himself, but I could see his health taking a turn for the worse and kiling him before he's too much older, he seems to have been too sick too often so far. But his short life will be a full one!

not so nerdy that it makes them outcasts.

I'm sure that (unless he deliberatly got lower grades than he needed) Kyle would get strat A grades. He even says he doesn't care if people think he's wierd when he studies hard for tests!

Stan will either remain with wendy or some other smart, pretty girl. Trey Parker did say that stan wil turn gay when he's older, but he also said stan's already f*cked wendy behind the school bushes, so the creative word of god is to be ignored in this case. If he's still with wendy he'll be an activist and join debate club and get higher than avarage grades to impress her, otherwise he'll probably be avarage grades and just try playing xbox all day (but end up saving the world periodically anyway :p). He'll be the coolest and most popular kid in school, no doubt, for one year at least until Brian Gueermo comes up. Bei ng the SBF they are, I can't see stan and kyle falling out over anything short of guitar hero or a babby egg and even then not for long.

Kenny might drop out after getting in trouble with the law (as Major B00bage ) or making some girl pregnant but I'd like to see him break the cycle of poverty. He'll DEFINITLY end up building a fort and working in a pizza shack with Kyle, like his dad did with gerry. I could immagine kyle trying succesfully to help him better himself, but without a LOT of help from his friends he'll be jst like his dad.

Cartman is unpredictable. He's already unpopular but unavoidable. He'll stay that way probably. He's been shown to be pretty much above the law, and to have mastered the crazy world they live in. He'll continue to bring them into insane adventures until he becomes a lowly forgotten mechanic, which is predetermined now. He'll get the highest grades in class (thank to the 'white person's method' he used in EEK a penis) so him and kyle will be in the same lessens together, and so will stan most probably, but somehow slip up on the final exam. I can immagine him bugging kyle for the rest of his life just for the sake of it, he seems overly obsessed with the boy in the green hat. He's highly likely to change his personal political views but he'll always espouse a radical position, just to get people's attention, especially kyle's attention.

Butters I'm not sure will be with the gang. He'll certainly rebel (again) against his parents but i'm not sure it'll more succesful than the other rebellions. I can see him remaining a loner forever, not sure if he'll retain his happiness, but he'll always be a follower.
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Re: What do you think the boys will be like as teens?

Postby triplemultiplex » Mon Dec 08, 2008 10:49 pm

superiorsavior wrote:Trey Parker did say that stan wil turn gay when he's older, but he also said stan's already f*cked wendy behind the school bushes...

Woah, when did Trey say that? I've never heard that before.
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Re: What do you think the boys will be like as teens?

Postby superiorsavior » Mon Dec 08, 2008 11:29 pm

I remember it being in one of the interviews on [Schpadoinkle] and I remember posting a few links back to this place, but I can't find them anymore :o I think the link was to one of the interviews on this site or on wills. It was a joke he made because stan's so strait, anyhoo.
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Re: What do you think the boys will be like as teens?

Postby jewish pride » Tue Dec 09, 2008 4:04 am

Hello You wrote:Kyle will kill himself

Hello You wrote:Remember when Kyle almost died in Cartmanland? If that nearly killed him imagine him at 14 or whatever? Plus, I imagine he'd get picked on alot.

mmm there is a difference between dieing from a disease (like it almost happened in cartmanland) and killing oneself, the first one might ocurr to kyle, the second one will never happen imo

why do you say he would get picked on? for what? and he's a fighter, he can defend himself alright

superiorsavior wrote:Cartman'll get the highest grades in class (thank to the 'white person's method' he used in EEK a penis) so him and kyle will be in the same lessens together, and so will stan most probably, but somehow slip up on the final exam. I can immagine him bugging kyle for the rest of his life just for the sake of it, he seems overly obsessed with the boy in the green hat. He's highly likely to change his personal political views but he'll always espouse a radical position, just to get people's attention, especially kyle's attention.

i doubt very much that cartman will ever be that good at school, even if he knows how to copy he doesnt seem to be doing in school well at all, its always hinted that he does bad actually, i guess he just cheats enough to not repeat a school year

i think that cartman will indeed keep bugging kyle until graduation from high school, but i dont think kyle will still hang out with him by then, kyle will probably stop hanging out with him long before then, but of course he cant avoid cartman all the time, he will have to see him in school at least

i dont really get what you said about cartman's political views, you mean in high school or when?
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Re: What do you think the boys will be like as teens?

Postby pdfsmail » Wed Dec 10, 2008 4:06 pm

Basically more elaborated versions of what they are now...


Butters - Hard to say, he will probably be confused sexually, and be the goodie... but I was kinda like butters as a kid and I ended up knowing more than I should by the time I was a teen (like it just clicked one day)... meaning he may be a near reverse of what he is now (wont listen or accept being grounded) or a depressed lost soul...being picked on. Hopefully wont be gay - maybe a curious "bi" teen, and just as gullible as usual. I can see a more evil side of him appearing as a result of the treatment from his parents

Kyle - Smart as hell, almost like a mini lawyer like his dad. Common sense and ingenious ideas. I can see him winning awards for science etc... Girls of course more interesting now...

Stan - Fighter like his dad, I can see him having some sense like his mom, but some traits from his dad as well. Much stronger interest in girls, porn, and maybe sports.

Kenny - This should be obvious , a ladies man (or boy should I say) once he hits that point in teen life... Forgets about school - leading in his fathers path...

Cartman - Swindler, vengeful and wanting it all, Hard core debater.... Very disobedient and outgoing to get what he wants... i could see him trying to kill someone else that pisses him off... problems with relationships

Tweek - Schizophrenic probably on pot or other drugs to try to calm down. Lots of prescription meds. Hangs with Craig

Craig - He is on his way to being the average teen with potential of drug use.
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Re: What do you think the boys will be like as teens?

Postby fpock » Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:05 pm

The boys would probably be getting drunk high stupid and laid left and right if they wher teens.

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