What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby bill beeelichick » Tue Sep 15, 2009 3:49 pm

Randy: There was a ghost... It's ectoplasm!
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby GBambrose » Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:42 pm

Cartman: me and my cousin touched wieners
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby Drunk_Panda » Sun Oct 04, 2009 11:27 pm

Randy Marsh when he is drunk to boot; "Is there a officer problem?" That was just an EPIC moment :D
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby IKyman » Mon Oct 05, 2009 12:56 am

"My butt hurts" ~Kyle from Gnomes Season two.
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby JamesBray » Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:31 am

Stan: There's nothing more I can do, Kenny. I've tried everything to save Kyle. Holistic medicine is gonna kill my friend!

Kenny: Well uh, nobody seems to care when I die on them!

Stan: My friend is gonna die! He's gonna die and there's nothing I can do about it. Oh, God, he's my best friend…

Kenny: Well now, that does it! I have had enough of this bullsh*t! Screw you, Stan. I'm going home!

[walks away. Above him, a man is hauling a piano, but realizes the ropes are tearing]

Mover: Look out! [the piano snaps from the ropes and crushes Kenny] Oops.

Stan: Awgh! I'll never see Kyle again!
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby butters kenny » Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:33 am

JamesBray wrote:Stan: There's nothing more I can do, Kenny. I've tried everything to save Kyle. Holistic medicine is gonna kill my friend!

Kenny: Well uh, nobody seems to care when I die on them!

Stan: My friend is gonna die! He's gonna die and there's nothing I can do about it. Oh, God, he's my best friend…

Kenny: Well now, that does it! I have had enough of this bullsh*t! Screw you, Stan. I'm going home!

[walks away. Above him, a man is hauling a piano, but realizes the ropes are tearing]

Mover: Look out! [the piano snaps from the ropes and crushes Kenny] Oops.

Stan: Awgh! I'll never see Kyle again!


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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby Iceman720 » Wed Oct 07, 2009 2:22 pm

Wendy: Stay away from my man or I'll whoop your sorry ass back to last year!!!!

Steven Stotch: Butters you're Grounded!
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby crazyman07 » Thu Oct 08, 2009 5:15 am

Cartman: O my jesus christ monkey balls....super phun thyme
O' My Jesus Christ Monkey Balls, Super Phun Thyme.
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby dontcallmechica » Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:05 am

Stan in Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000: "Wow, I really wish I hadn't sat here and watched that."

Cartman in South Park is Gay: "That jacket is sooo September 10th."
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby djknitex » Fri Oct 09, 2009 8:40 pm

What I can think of is from the latest episode when Kyle says

"Why would you keep eating something that makes you crap blood"

lol
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby LissyAnne » Sun Oct 11, 2009 6:15 am

Michael Jackson: I'm not dead, i'm Ignorant
from dead celebrities
Kyle is my favorite South Park Character!!!
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby JamesBray » Sun Oct 11, 2009 11:39 pm

"I like baba badder" - Ike from Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy.
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby Pip Tweek » Sun Oct 11, 2009 11:55 pm

Drunk_Panda wrote:Randy Marsh when he is drunk to boot; "Is there a officer problem?" That was just an EPIC moment :D


Epic? That's not even original!

I don't mean to be rude, but they don't deserve credit for that joke.

Anyway, I liked this part from 'Butt Out'

Kyle (to Rob Reiner): ...so you use all your money and power to force people to think like you!...and that's called fascism, you tubby asshole!
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby RideTheLightning » Mon Oct 12, 2009 12:10 am

Jonathan Davis (Korn): Well, the gang and I wrote a groovy song about it and it goes a little sumthin' like this, and a one, and a two, and a Fuuuuck!
*Falling Away From Me starts playing really f*ckin loud*
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby pdfsmail » Mon Oct 12, 2009 12:12 am

Garrison: "There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."
me=a hybrid of Tweek,Butters,Cartman,&Kyle!

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