What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

[203177]

I love mr gueermo lines from esm heres some that i remember..

"oh by all means, you got the balls to come in here. do it. do it."

"don't tell me how to raise my son stupid jock assh*le!"

"don't make me slap you!"

"i'm going slap slap happy teaching you a lesson for coming in my house!"

"i'm gonna slap everybody in this goddamn school if i have too!"

"no son of mine is going to be a sweaty little jock!"

"what are you doing here? what are you doing here? ba bow, ba bow, ba bow!"

i think that's about it.

[Peg]

I'm alive. I'm a child. I'm white.

[Hayley B]

"This is the way the world works, if you want to fine some quality friends you have to wade through all the d**ks first." -Cartman

[randyrock99]

when the red necks and the detictives say oh my geoddd

[203177]

"piss coming from my ass!"

[AxayPaulene]

"Swallow, come."

The most epic line ever.

[203177]

"hey don't blame me for his looks."

[metboi07]

Mr. Garrison: "We should round up some queers and BEAT THE LIVING HELL OUT OF THEM! Let get some queers and some trucks, and have us a good old fashioned FAG DRAG!"

[Mullen1618]

Either

Rednecks: They took our jobs!
or
Mr Slave: Jesus Christ!

[203177]

"they took his dog!"

"no f*ck off i'm not doing it!"

"did she just call us emos?"

"shut up and fight!"

[HupsaKKee]

RESPECT MY AUTHORITHA!!

[JewPower]

When Ike says "I'm totally tripping balls"

"Don't forget to bring a towel"

"TIMMAH!"

"I'm not going to hell, Butters, I'm not black"

"I'm not bleeding out my ass!"

"Billy Maes here!" "Shut up Billy Maes!"

"with just two easy steps I can climb over these seats and kick you in the balls!"

"Ghosthunters, its the f*cking gayest show ever!:

"Give me your Jew gold!"

The wishing tree song

and many more.....

xD

[203177]

"would somebody shut his f*cking mouth i can't take it anymore!"

"its about f*cking time!"

"shut up billy mayes!"

"no thats ignorant. i'm not dead."

"kyle? what the f*ck i'm a wearing?"

"i'm freeee!"

[treysuxmatt]

My favorite quotes are:

"YUK! Gay Matt and Gay Trey are still gay lovers!"
and...
"The South Park show sucks big T-Rex nuts!"

I forget who said them.

[TheMock]

Stan: Cartman always makes stuff up, Ned. You can't believe anything he says.
Cartman: Hey, I'll blow your friggin' head off.
Jimbo: (rushing up) Hey, look out son, that's dangerous. You're gonna spill your beer.
Best Ever.