What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby 203177 » Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:55 am

I love mr gueermo lines from esm heres some that i remember..

"oh by all means, you got the balls to come in here. do it. do it."

"don't tell me how to raise my son stupid jock assh*le!"

"don't make me slap you!"

"i'm going slap slap happy teaching you a lesson for coming in my house!"

"i'm gonna slap everybody in this goddamn school if i have too!"

"no son of mine is going to be a sweaty little jock!"

"what are you doing here? what are you doing here? ba bow, ba bow, ba bow!"

i think that's about it. :wink:
My favorite sp characters: Bridon(he's so cute!)
Kyle,Stan, Kenny/Mysterion.

Fave ep: ESM Season 12,Sec fave: Butterballs Season 16
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby Peg » Mon Oct 12, 2009 4:12 am

I'm alive. I'm a child. I'm white.
Oh hi. So, how are you holding up? Because I'm a potato.
*slow clap*
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby Hayley B » Fri Apr 30, 2010 6:35 pm

"This is the way the world works, if you want to fine some quality friends you have to wade through all the d**ks first." -Cartman :lol:
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby randyrock99 » Fri Apr 30, 2010 7:02 pm

when the red necks and the detictives say oh my geoddd :lol:
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby 203177 » Sat May 01, 2010 12:34 am

"piss coming from my ass!"
My favorite sp characters: Bridon(he's so cute!)
Kyle,Stan, Kenny/Mysterion.

Fave ep: ESM Season 12,Sec fave: Butterballs Season 16
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby AxayPaulene » Sat May 01, 2010 5:55 am

"Swallow, come."

The most epic line ever.
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby 203177 » Sun May 02, 2010 1:34 am

"hey don't blame me for his looks."
My favorite sp characters: Bridon(he's so cute!)
Kyle,Stan, Kenny/Mysterion.

Fave ep: ESM Season 12,Sec fave: Butterballs Season 16
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby metboi07 » Mon May 03, 2010 1:49 am

Mr. Garrison: "We should round up some queers and BEAT THE LIVING HELL OUT OF THEM! Let get some queers and some trucks, and have us a good old fashioned FAG DRAG!"
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby Mullen1618 » Tue May 04, 2010 9:27 pm

Either

Rednecks: They took our jobs!
or
Mr Slave: Jesus Christ!
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby 203177 » Tue May 04, 2010 9:30 pm

"they took his dog!"

"no f*ck off i'm not doing it!"

"did she just call us emos?"

"shut up and fight!"
My favorite sp characters: Bridon(he's so cute!)
Kyle,Stan, Kenny/Mysterion.

Fave ep: ESM Season 12,Sec fave: Butterballs Season 16
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby HupsaKKee » Tue May 04, 2010 9:32 pm

RESPECT MY AUTHORITHA!!
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby JewPower » Wed May 05, 2010 12:26 am

When Ike says "I'm totally tripping balls"

"Don't forget to bring a towel"

"TIMMAH!"

"I'm not going to hell, Butters, I'm not black"

"I'm not bleeding out my ass!"

"Billy Maes here!" "Shut up Billy Maes!"

"with just two easy steps I can climb over these seats and kick you in the balls!"

"Ghosthunters, its the f*cking gayest show ever!:

"Give me your Jew gold!"

The wishing tree song

and many more.....

xD
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby 203177 » Fri May 07, 2010 12:48 am

"would somebody shut his f*cking mouth i can't take it anymore!"

"its about f*cking time!"

"shut up billy mayes!"

"no thats ignorant. i'm not dead."

"kyle? what the f*ck i'm a wearing?"

"i'm freeee!"
My favorite sp characters: Bridon(he's so cute!)
Kyle,Stan, Kenny/Mysterion.

Fave ep: ESM Season 12,Sec fave: Butterballs Season 16
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby treysuxmatt » Fri May 07, 2010 12:59 am

My favorite quotes are:

"YUK! Gay Matt and Gay Trey are still gay lovers!"
and...
"The South Park show sucks big T-Rex nuts!"

I forget who said them.
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby TheMock » Fri May 07, 2010 12:43 pm

Stan: Cartman always makes stuff up, Ned. You can't believe anything he says.
Cartman: Hey, I'll blow your friggin' head off.
Jimbo: (rushing up) Hey, look out son, that's dangerous. You're gonna spill your beer.
Best Ever.

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