What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby 203177 » Wed Jun 02, 2010 10:03 pm

"do you even know how retarded that sounds?"

"i f*cking hate guard dogs!"

"i heard you the first time you british peice of sh*t!"

"sh*t!"

"piss coming from my ass!"

"sing the f*cking song!"
My favorite sp characters: Bridon(he's so cute!)
Kyle,Stan, Kenny/Mysterion.

Fave ep: ESM Season 12,Sec fave: Butterballs Season 16
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby cartmanrocks363 » Thu Jun 03, 2010 1:51 am

i have a 3 way tie between 1. I WILL KIK U IN THE NUTS!!!, 2.RESPECT MY AUTHORITY!!!, and 3.TOM CRUISE IS A FUDGE PACKER!!! :lol:
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby celtics20ftw » Thu Jun 03, 2010 3:47 am

mine would either have to be.... "no kitty this is my pot pie (or whatever other food cartman is eating)" or "do you like fishsticks, what are you a gay fish?" haha
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby 203177 » Fri Jun 04, 2010 12:10 am

"goddamit i will kick your motherfuckin ass!"

"now explain it to me, why do people think that i'm a gay fish?"

"my dick dont work man."
My favorite sp characters: Bridon(he's so cute!)
Kyle,Stan, Kenny/Mysterion.

Fave ep: ESM Season 12,Sec fave: Butterballs Season 16
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby celtics20ftw » Fri Jun 04, 2010 3:38 am

but there are so many good quotes in southpark so it is so hard to choose my actual favorites!!!
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby ChiefBigTreez » Fri Jun 04, 2010 2:55 pm

Stan: dad I like being in a boy band, I think it's interesting.
Randy: well there's plenty of other interesting things you can do; have you tried marijuana?
Stan: no!
Randy: well maybe it's time.
Wanna get high?
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby 203177 » Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:47 pm

from the movie

"come on bitches"

"what the f*ck is going on?"

"fire on my commands!"

"operation human sheild my ass!"

''good bye you guys."

"what do you think this is tv kiddy hour were we all lick barney the dinosaurs f*cking pussy? huh?"

"i'm not cranky."

"no he's talking about f*ck, you can say f*ck i school you f*cking fatass!"

"your all f*cked now!"

"how about, get the f*ck outta this chair how is that for last words!"

"no not f*cking brian denahee."

"get the f*ck outt here!"

"sh*t!"

"sing the f*cking song!"

"f*ck this dude i'm getting outta here before i get in to really big trouble."

"kyle remember the times i said you were a big, dumb jew? i didn't mean it your not a jew."

"yes i am! i am i jew cartman!"

"no, kyle don't be so hard on yourself."

'i f*cking hate guard dogs!"

"i heard you the first time you british peice of sh*t!"

"damn dude that kid is f*cked up."

Hey! You need to stop thinking with your dick! You have to be on your toes. Because I am not going to be grounded again! Not for you! Not for anybody!
My favorite sp characters: Bridon(he's so cute!)
Kyle,Stan, Kenny/Mysterion.

Fave ep: ESM Season 12,Sec fave: Butterballs Season 16
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby celtics20ftw » Sat Jun 05, 2010 2:08 am

the movie some of the funniest quotes in southpark haha!!
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby 203177 » Sat Jun 05, 2010 2:28 am

i agree dude
My favorite sp characters: Bridon(he's so cute!)
Kyle,Stan, Kenny/Mysterion.

Fave ep: ESM Season 12,Sec fave: Butterballs Season 16
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby zzyzx 1 » Sat Jun 05, 2010 4:17 am

"Butters, you've got to learn to chill. Life goes by pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, and do whatever you want all the time, you could miss it." - Cartman to Butters in Super Fun Time.
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby 203177 » Sat Jun 05, 2010 11:14 pm

"there not even a real country any way."

"they may cut your dick in half and serve it to a pig."

''yeah your all a bunch of ass raming uncle f*ckers!"

"i saw the terrance and phillip movie who whats to touch me? i said who wants to f*cking touch me!"

"ooooh!" XD
My favorite sp characters: Bridon(he's so cute!)
Kyle,Stan, Kenny/Mysterion.

Fave ep: ESM Season 12,Sec fave: Butterballs Season 16
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby Stanluv25 » Fri Jun 11, 2010 9:32 am

Stan: Dude! Maybe you really don't have any rhythm.

Stan: Aaah! Snake!
Kyle: No, dude. That's a branch.
Stan: Oh. [sees it again] Aaah! Snake!
Kyle: No. That's the same branch again.
Stan: Oh. LMAO :lol:

Cartman: It's tough love. Just like my Mr. Kitty. When he's bad I say, "Uh that a bad Mr. Kitty!" and I smack him on the head!

Stan: AAAAAAA! *sees snake*
Pablo: What's the matter, little boy?
Cartman:He's a little wuss, what's it look like? :lol:

Tweek: You see? First we were just forming a club, now we have to make hats! When does it end? :mrgreen:

Tweek: I was up, all night, making hats. I only slept for an hour, ...and then I dreamt about making hats-

Stan: Dude, there's like a thousand people in there!
Tweek: A thousand? Oh Jesus man! I don't have nearly a thousand hats!

Stan: I want a God-damned cheeseburger and some God-damned fries you f*cking goobacks!

Cartman: Yeah, this is even gayer than all the men getting in a big pile and having sex with each other.

Cartman: Stan, let's be partners, dude.
Stan: Naw, I'm with Wendy.
Cartman: Eh, you wanna hold hands with a girl? Gaywad! :lol:

Jimmy: Yeah. We've gotta geh- ...geh... get the hell ...outta here f- f-hast fast. :lol:

Stan: I wish Aunt Flo didn't have to visit now.
Randy: Yeah, me too. But she only visits your mom for five days or so. :roll:

Sharon: Stanley, I'm in no mood for this! Not when your Aunt Flo is in town!

Sharon: Sshh. Hush little baby, don't say a word. Momma's gonna buy you a mockin' bird. If that mockin' bird don't sing, Momma's gonna bury it in the backyard : :lol:

Sharon: What is it, honey? [gasp!] My baby's killed again!

Stan: Chef, I have a goldfish that keeps killing people.
Chef: Oh. Well, uh, don't worry, Stan. I'm sure it'll work out. Great advice!!

Denver Sea Park guy: It... wasn't... funny...
Other guy: Don't say that, Mike. It was funny. It just wasn't that funny this time.

Cartman: Looks like Stan's dad's been hittin' the bottle again.

*after old lady sends car into lake* Is this the parking lot? :lol:

Mr. Ose: Do not worry. Everything isa okay.
Sharon: No it's not okay!
Mr. Ose: Oh, but-a you have-a such large penis-uh.
Sharon: What?
Mr. Ose: Your penis, WOW!

Stan: Oh, tell me about it, Ken doll.

Cartman: I'm like, a quarter-bi. My grandpa was bi, so that makes me quarter-bi.

Gerald: Hurry, you guys! The mall closes in seven hours!
Jimbo: Oh, why can't we all live at the mall?!

Kyle: Well, Cartman, this is just my opinion, but I think the Line Ride sucked donkey balls!
Stan: Yeah, let's not ride that ride again.

So many more other quotes!! :mrgreen:
I love: Stan, Butters, Cartman, Sharon.

I ship: Stan/Cartman <3

Stan: MMOOMM!!
Sharon: What is it honey? (gasp!) My baby's killed again!
Haa, I love that line.
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby non conformists only » Fri Jun 11, 2010 7:01 pm

"Conformist"
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby 203177 » Fri Jun 11, 2010 9:03 pm

"this is f*cking rediculous."

"shut up you little brat or i will have you arrested for inferring with the law."

"cartman, your here by declared a full fleged retard."

"i thought you guys were my friends but i guess i was wrong."

"oh yeah dude you were totally wrong."

"uh huh."
My favorite sp characters: Bridon(he's so cute!)
Kyle,Stan, Kenny/Mysterion.

Fave ep: ESM Season 12,Sec fave: Butterballs Season 16
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby Stanluv25 » Thu Jun 24, 2010 8:54 am

Jimmy: To be perfectly frank, I peed in the pool about tututwenty five seconds ago.

Kyle: Do YOU pee in the pool?
Stan: Not today... yet.

Butters: Yeah, if anything you should wash your hands before you touch your wiener!

Kyle: Goddamnit don't you get it?! I hate pee! I'm grossed out by pee! The only thing I find more disgusting than pee is bananas!

Stevens: [cocks his gun and aims at Kyle] Eat the banana or we have to put you down! :lol:

Stan: Well, art is just kinda... for gaywads.
Butters: I love our class!
Stan: See?

Cartman: I just wanted to see how you're doing, Kyle. Why don't we go out for a little boat ride? So sinister!

Butters: Aw jeez, ah I didn't mean to almost kill Grandma. :lol:

Sharon: Congratulations on your victory, boys.
Kyle: Dude, we weren't playing anybody.
Randy: Yeah, and you kicked ass!

Randy: The news says that at your age you aren't safe with us, son. You have to get out of here before we abduct you.

Stan: Jesus Christ, dude, they've done some stupid crap before, but Jesus Christ.

Roger: It's all right, it's all right boys. Don't cry, I'll... I'll just... go pack these up for you, okay?
Stan: Goddamn, that's like the twelfth time that's worked.

Kyle: No assh*le! From now on you only get to have ONE power! So what is it?!
Cartman: I have the power to have all the powers I want.

Butters: Uh that modeling glue is making me dizzy.
Cartman:Butters! We're trying to help you, Goddammit! Now, stop being such an assh*le!

Stan: Dude, I don't have time to start over with other girls. I'm nine years old, dude! If I don't work things out with Wendy, I could be alone my whole life! :roll:

Cartman: Sh. Okay?! Old people need to be quiet right now!

Petey: Did you know that when one little panda pulls on another little panda's underwear, that's sexual harassment? That makes me a sa-a-a-a-ad panda.
Kyle: This is freaking me out, dude. :lol:

Santa: Oh no. Not Santa's balls!

Cartman:All this time I've been mad at you, Jimmy, for trying to take all the credit, but, now I realize it's just that your ego has made you believe things happened differently. That's what Kyle was trying to tell me. That you have such a huge ego you do these mental gymnastics to make yourself a part of things. :lol:

Stan: Okay, good! Do it! I'm not scared of you! Sue me!

Cartman: How about we do a show where we kill Butters?

Sharon: Aww, Stanley. We just heard the news that your little friend Kenny was killed by a train this morning.
Stan: Huh? Oh yeah.
Randy: Is there-uh anything we can do for you, son?
Stan: How 'bout some ice cream? :mrgreen:

Butters: Yeah. I was up there poundin' my wiener for two days straight, and finally, I thought about Stan's mom's boobs, and this little tiny spooge of... this white stuff came out.

Stan: This is America! And in America, if something sucks, you're supposed to be able to get your money back!

Ahhh, so many great quotes!! :D
I love: Stan, Butters, Cartman, Sharon.

I ship: Stan/Cartman <3

Stan: MMOOMM!!
Sharon: What is it honey? (gasp!) My baby's killed again!
Haa, I love that line.

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