What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby kennthekiller911 » Mon Feb 21, 2011 11:53 pm

What? It's just a word it's not like it hurts anybody. f*ck f*ckity f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck.

Every one knows its Butters. That Me
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby 203177 » Tue Feb 22, 2011 9:53 pm

"in order to save the earth, this little butt-hole had to be stopped."

"so long justin bieber you little douche bag." *chutulu crushes him*

"Excuse me! but its not chutulu it is coon and friends! i'm sick of everyone giving all the credit, when i'm the one making the world a better place!"

"f*cking hippies! f*ck all of you!"

"chutulu this guy too!"

"that was awesome! your all like meeeeh and there all like noooo!"
My favorite sp characters: Bridon(he's so cute!)
Kyle,Stan, Kenny/Mysterion.

Fave ep: ESM Season 12,Sec fave: Butterballs Season 16
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby zzyzx 1 » Wed Feb 23, 2011 1:56 am

Jesus: Who's the creepy ginger kid?

Scott Tenorman: Would you like to meet him? Well, you can't. Ever.

Scott Tenorman: You killed your own father and then you fed him to your half-brother! :twisted:
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby 203177 » Wed Feb 23, 2011 7:21 pm

"f*cking mint berry f*cking crunch."

"shablagoo!"

"what kind of network are you running there in canada?"

"don't call me buddy i'm not your buddy!"

"i can't believe there this upset."

"god there annoying."

"why do you boys think farts are so funny? there so juvenile and gross."
My favorite sp characters: Bridon(he's so cute!)
Kyle,Stan, Kenny/Mysterion.

Fave ep: ESM Season 12,Sec fave: Butterballs Season 16
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby kennthekiller911 » Thu Feb 24, 2011 1:44 am

Stephen Abootman: Look, guy, we are to stay strong! If you don't stand with your fellow Canadians, then you are a rat!
Terrance: Don't call me a rat, buddih!
Stephen Abootman: I'm not your buddih, friend!
Phillip: He's not your friend, guy!
Stephen Abootman: I'm not your guy, buddih!
Terrance: He's not your buddih, friend!
Stephen Abootman: I'm not your friend, guy!
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby 203177 » Thu Feb 24, 2011 7:34 pm

"you are a homo butters."

"you don't tell me how to raise my son slap you again!"

"get out of my way mackie you wanna peice of this!"

"leave the panda alone! leave her alone i'm serious!"

"you should f*ck off thats what you should do."

"i don't think so human kike."

"suck it bitches!"
My favorite sp characters: Bridon(he's so cute!)
Kyle,Stan, Kenny/Mysterion.

Fave ep: ESM Season 12,Sec fave: Butterballs Season 16
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby kennthekiller911 » Thu Feb 24, 2011 8:40 pm

"Those kids are being completely molested out there. I haven't seen that many kids molested since Micheal Jackson."

" Oh my God! They killed Kenny! You bastards. "

"Im gonna make love to you woman. Lay your body down by the fire."

"Kyles mom is a big fat bitch. The biggest bitch in the whole wide world."

"You made sweet love down by the fire."

"Jeff: [spins around] Wait a minute! Butt sex!
Chef: Butt sex?
Jeff: Butt sex requires a lot of lubrication, right? Lubrication. Lubruh... Chupuh... Chupacabra 's the, the goat killer of Mexican folklore. Folklore is stories from the past that are often fictionalized. Fictionalized to heighten drama. Drama students! Students at colleges usally have bicycles! Bi, bian, binary. It's binary code! [spins back and works on decoding it]
Chef: Who's havin' butt sex?"

"What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. f*ck f*ckity f*ck f*ck f*ck."

Who's the boy who can laugh at a storm cloud?
Turn a frown into a smile for free?
Who's the kid with the heart full of magic?
Everyone know it's Butters!
That's Me

Who's the boy with the eyes full of wonder?
Thinks being yourself is the best thing to be?
Who's that rascal with the tweezers in his pocket?
Everyone know it's Butters!
That's Me

Jumpin' in puddles, skippin' down the hallway
And he goes to petting zoos. He loves John Alway.
Who's the tyke with the cutest little dimples,
Battin' his eyes at every puppy he sees?
If you look inside yourself, you might be surprised when you find
A little boy named Butters!
Thats that's me.

" Stephen Abootman: Look, guy, we are to stay strong! If you don't stand with your fellow Canadians, then you are a rat!
Terrance: Don't call me a rat, buddih!
Stephen Abootman: I'm not your buddih, friend!
Phillip: He's not your friend, guy!
Stephen Abootman: I'm not your guy, buddih!
Terrance: He's not your buddih, friend!
Stephen Abootman: I'm not your friend, guy!..."

"It is a man's obligation, to stick his bonneration, in a woman's separation; this sort of penetration, will increase the population, of the younger generation"

"f*ck! sh*t! Cock! Ass! Titties! Boner! Bitch! Muff! Pussy! Cock! Butthole! Barbra Streisand!''

"Respect my authoritah!
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby 203177 » Tue Mar 01, 2011 9:44 pm

"shitballs!"

"donkey boner!"

"jew bitch!"
My favorite sp characters: Bridon(he's so cute!)
Kyle,Stan, Kenny/Mysterion.

Fave ep: ESM Season 12,Sec fave: Butterballs Season 16
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby Pip Tweek » Tue Mar 01, 2011 11:45 pm

Nyah, Nyah,Nyah,Nyah,Nyah,Nyah!
I made you eat your parents!
Nyah, Nyah,Nyah,Nyah,Nyah,Nyah!


Cartman: Stan, why don't you just ask the question.
Stan: Cartman, will you donate one of your kidneys so that Kyle can live?
Cartman (singing) No no, no no NO, no no no, no no. No no no no-no-no, no no-no-no, no no!
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby mbmusgrove » Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:20 am

So many, but basically anything by Randy Marsh.
"Am not a R-tard."

I actually built a poll page for which episodes people think are best,with links to the eps:

:arrow: Vote Here :)
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby 203177 » Wed Mar 02, 2011 9:01 pm

"boom baby!"

"you guys wanna buy a tv?" XD

"f*ck you whale and a f*ck a you dolphin!"

"what? who the hells been saying that?"

"you just better go back into your little cars cause there's a whole heard thats about come your way."

"oh by all means, you got the balls to come in here? do it, do it."
My favorite sp characters: Bridon(he's so cute!)
Kyle,Stan, Kenny/Mysterion.

Fave ep: ESM Season 12,Sec fave: Butterballs Season 16
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby Ex1lepr0 » Tue Mar 08, 2011 12:32 am

From Woodland critter christmas:
"This calls for celebration! let's sacrifice Rabbity and eat his flesh! Yay! Blood Orgy!"

When I saw that scene i stared dumbfounded at the screen for a full minute and then i fell over laughing.
Can't we all just get along?
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby 203177 » Tue Mar 08, 2011 1:50 am

"the f*ck!?"

"i feel like an assh*le."

"take that assh*le! what the f*ck was that?"

"shut the f*ck up!"

"my goo my precious goo." *he melts*

"goddammit there will be no more smoking!"
My favorite sp characters: Bridon(he's so cute!)
Kyle,Stan, Kenny/Mysterion.

Fave ep: ESM Season 12,Sec fave: Butterballs Season 16
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby lime_green_flowers » Tue Mar 08, 2011 3:32 am

...you're a towel...
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby kennthekiller911 » Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:23 pm

" Hey Mackie! I know what you and Homer Simpson have in common. Dope!"

"Handle it? For two billion dollars I could handle my Grandpa's balls dude."

"This is completely unnecessary! Everyone knows that only poor people get lice. The only person that could spread it here would be Kenny."

"No, I'm sorry, Eric is grounded for trying to exterminate the Jews last week."

"Care for some nuts? Oh, that's right. I guess you'll be chock full of nuts in just a few minutes...''

"I don't think Mr.Garrison ever said, 'eat penguin sh*t you ass spelunkers."

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