What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

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John_117
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby John_117 » Thu Mar 10, 2011 12:52 am

"Damnit Kenny, that's not what she said" - Kyle

"BEEFCAKE" - Cartman

"Phase 1: collect underpants. Phase 2: ... Phase 3: Profit" - Gnome

"Kyle's mom is a big fat bitch" - Cartman

"Nope, it has to be Kyle" - Cartman

"It's when you take your finger, and you stick it in a vagina and you stick it again and again" - Kenny

"Looks like I have to use my power of invisibility to get by" - Cartman
icbraziel
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby icbraziel » Thu Mar 10, 2011 4:23 pm

Cartman: Haha! Mr. Hat yelled at you! Ow! My ass!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, do you need to sit in the corner until your flaming gas is under control?
203177
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby 203177 » Thu Mar 10, 2011 8:57 pm

"this is stupid."

"you suck cartman."

"whoopee."

"ya garbage!"

"mint berry crrrrrrunnnch!"

"no, no, no! mint berry crunch never pees his pants."
My favorite sp characters: Bridon(he's so cute!)
Kyle,Stan, Kenny/Mysterion.

Fave ep: ESM Season 12,Sec fave: Butterballs Season 16
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby grim1 » Fri Mar 18, 2011 2:48 am

Cartman: Whatever! I do what I want!

Angry Rednecks: THEY TOOK OUR JOBS!
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby 203177 » Sun Mar 20, 2011 12:07 am

"oh my god! what the f*ck is this!?"

"you like bear mace ice head!?"

"your going with Christ!"

"you just doubt with the dog bitch!"
My favorite sp characters: Bridon(he's so cute!)
Kyle,Stan, Kenny/Mysterion.

Fave ep: ESM Season 12,Sec fave: Butterballs Season 16
spazberry
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby spazberry » Sun Mar 20, 2011 1:36 am

"sh*tty Airrines!"
"Ending Fart Sequence"
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby mckory » Tue Mar 22, 2011 3:22 am

Marilyn Manson: I just smelled your britches and they're stinky, stinky britchows...stinky britchouws

Larry: AAAUUUGH!!! (breaks glass and tv)

from ep.218 Prehistoric Ice Man

also from the same episode

Crocodile Hunter: (jumps in and grabs the croc) Oh boy, it's pissed off now.
I'm gonna jam my thumb it its butthole now! This should really piss it off!
Oh yeah, that pissed it off all right!
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby violadude » Tue Mar 22, 2011 12:57 pm

There's a LOT

"You guys...Im super serial" - Al Gore

"......Goddammit Kevin" - Cartman

"Stan Marsh? Stan DARSH is more like it" -asshole skier

"you see Marvin, these are called appetizers, they're the food you eat before the food to make you more hungry" - Cartman

"Nurse, will you please remove this young mans face warmer" -Doctor in Cartmans incredible gift

"loo loo loo I got some apples, loo loo loo you got some too, loo loo loo lets make some applesauce, take off your clothes and loo loo loo" -Butters

"Hey Mr. Weiner, how do you do? Do you need to take a tinkle, yes I do think so" -Butters

"I know it, but I dont think I should say it.....oh alright...n*ggers!!!..........Oh....oh Naggers......right" -Randy

"whats to know? You just slap her tittles around and then stick it inside her and pee.......alright unless you dont want to get her pregnant and then you take your wiener out and pee on her leg" -Cartman

"How do I reach these keeeeedddsss" -Cartman

Stan: Attah!!
Randy: Yes son...attah...

"Im Scott Malkinson and I have diabetes" -Cartman

"What are you doing here? What are you doing? Pa pow pa pow PA POW!" -Mr. Guermo

"Backdoor sluts 9 makes crotch capers 3 look like naughty nurses 2" -I forgot who said this

"Oh Jesus! That is way too much pressure" -Tweek

"(insert random sentence here) Twaahhh" -David Blaine

"Bhudda! Dont do coke in front of the children!" -Jesus

"Rob Schneider is about to find out how hard life can be as a carrot/stapler" -Narrator

"Timmeh!! ivinalie!" -Timmy
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Favorite South Park Quotes

Postby acrestare » Wed Mar 23, 2011 6:00 pm

Just thought I'd come up with a thread so we can give homage to our favorite lines from episodes.
One of my favorites is:
"And it will be like a taco, inside a taco, within a Taco Bell, that's inside a KFC, within a mall, that's INSIDE YOUR BRAIN!"
-- Dr. Chinstrap, "Insheeption"
Now it's time for you to share yours. Enjoy!
OxyContin
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Re: Favorite South Park Quotes

Postby OxyContin » Wed Mar 23, 2011 7:10 pm

My favorite quote from South park is:
"Life goes by pretty fast if you don't stop and look around once in a while and do whatever you want all the time you could miss it." - Eric Cartman
This is from Super Fun Time.
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Re: Favorite South Park Quotes

Postby BRMBug » Wed Mar 23, 2011 8:27 pm

WE.
ALREADY HAVE.
A THREAD.
LIKE THIS.

viewtopic.php?f=2&t=38263&start=270
acrestare
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Re: Favorite South Park Quotes

Postby acrestare » Wed Mar 23, 2011 10:02 pm

Excuse me BRMBug, but what is wrong with making a new thread on the topic of favorite quotes? Last time I checked there's no rule against repetitive threads.
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Re: Favorite South Park Quotes

Postby BRMBug » Thu Mar 24, 2011 1:23 am

It's redundant, repetitive and redundant, as we have other threads on the exact same subject. And the second one was started two days ago. And the original one is still active.
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Re: Favorite South Park Quotes

Postby pootycancerXD » Thu Mar 24, 2011 3:43 am

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Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks!

:assface:
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby OBEN86 » Thu Mar 24, 2011 4:40 am

"and when I get down from heeyaa, i'm gonna kick you both right in the nuts"

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