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What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?
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Uriel: No! There is another. A Japanese boy did make it to Level 59.
Michael: Are you stupid Uriel? Japanese people don't have souls!
-Best Friends Forever
Favorite Characters: KYLE -- STAN -- WENDY -- BUTTERS
Favorite Character to hate: C A R T M A N !!!
Favorite Episode: THE LIST
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"there's no sand in my vagina!"
"hey don't make fun of my diabetes!"
"dad i was just messing around."
"i assure you i am not high."
"i promise you, i'm not going to ruin your plan, i'll just walk away."
"yep, if i had wheels, id be a wagon."
Kyle,Stan, Kenny/Mysterion.
Fave ep: ESM Season 12,Sec fave: Butterballs Season 16
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Chef : "Stan, sometimes God takes those closest to us, because it makes him feel better about himself. He is a very vengeful God, Stan. He's all pissed off about something we did thousands of years ago. He just can't get over it, so he doesn't care who he takes. Children, puppies, it don't matter to him, so long as it makes us sad. Do you understand?"
Stan : "But then, why does God give us anything to start with?"
Chef : "Well, look at it this way: if you want to make a baby cry, first you give it a lollipop. Then you take it away. If you never give it a lollipop to begin with, then you would have nothin' to cry about. That's like God, who gives us life and love and help just so that he can tear it all away and make us cry, so he can drink the sweet milk of our tears. You see, it's our tears, Stan, that give God his great power."
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"Am I the last sane person on Earth?"-Mr. Garrison's dad
"I'm not just certain. I'm HIV positive"-Cartman
"Bible, Wrath of Khan, What's the difference?"-Stan
"Two Daddies! Two Daddies!"-Mr. Garrison
"But it's me Satan, Steve Irwin"-Steve Irwin
"Wow, that's a pretty good trick"-Tweek
"God Damn Mongorians! Stop trying to break down my city wall!"
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"f*ck off dad."
'move it profile!"
"ignore."
"i'll show them f*cking obscene!"
"we got a turd in the punch bowl."
Kyle,Stan, Kenny/Mysterion.
Fave ep: ESM Season 12,Sec fave: Butterballs Season 16
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Token: "I don't have a bass guitar."
Cartman: "Token, your family is black! You have to have a bass guitar!"
*shows up with bass*
Token: "Turns out we did have a bass guitar"
Cartman: "I told you Token, now give me a smooth bass line."
Token: "Cartman, I can't play bass."
Cartman: "Token, you're black. YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY BASS!"
*Token busts out a badass bass line*
Token: "Ah dammit"
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Towelie- Hey does anyone wanna have sex with a towel?
Canadians - I'm not your guy buddy, I'm not your buddy friend...
Mr. Garrison - I'mma go get me some Pune Tang
Tweek's Dad - Here calm down Tweek... Have some coffee.
The Situation - You don't understand, its a Jersey thing!
Mr Wok - Everybody wants to tear down my schitty woll!
Mr Marsh - Stan... Sttttaaaaaaaan... Daddy's dying. Get me a beer.
Too many funny ass quotes to remember. Matt and Trey have a way with words!
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"ashooollllles!"
"she f*cked me on my brithday, she f*cked me on xmas!"
"your a lawfin?"
"cartman your hear by declared a full fledged retard."
"f*ck you fatass you guys are assh*les."
"well at least we have assh*les your dumb girl."
Kyle,Stan, Kenny/Mysterion.
Fave ep: ESM Season 12,Sec fave: Butterballs Season 16
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Screw you guys-Cartman
Snooki want smush smush- snooki
Turds-Shelly
OMG you killed kenny-Stan
You asturd-kyle
Dang you mongolians!-City wok guy
I fuking hate you jimmy-nathan
I have to be poor has you kenny-cartman
Thats the 3rd strike kyle. Your a ginger, a jew and a jersey-cartman

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Holy f*ck Dude - Cartman
We have no choice, Butters! We have to lock you away so even I can't find you. - Cartman
Where? - Butters
Look, there's an old refrigerator! - Cartman
Look, mr. Dog, it's another survivor! And it's a lady! That means we can repopulate the entire earth! Yippie!
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But mummmmmmmmmmm - Cartman
Oh Hamburgers! - Butters
Just gunna get a little bit of cancer Stan - Randy Marsh
Thats it! thats the melody to funky town - Towelie
Don't forget to bring a towel - Towelie
I suffer from alcoholism. Its pretty bad - Randy Marsh
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"im sooo startled!"
"giniea pirate!"
"uh you guys are dumb."
Kyle,Stan, Kenny/Mysterion.
Fave ep: ESM Season 12,Sec fave: Butterballs Season 16
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Cartman: Can I at least borrow some of your lipstick mom? Because I at least want to look pretty the next time you f**k me.
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"Where is my homework?! I am fre-aking ouu~~~t!" -Clyde
"SHABLAGOO!" -Bradley
"MINT BERRY CRRRUNCH!" -Bradley
"Right-o." -Pip
"Aw, hamburgers!" -Butters
"Goddamit Kevin." -Cartman
"RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAIII!" -Cartman
"JESUS CHRIST!" -Tweek
"GAH!" -Tweek
"Maybe they're planning to kill us!!" -Tweek
"You, sir, mocked Cartman before, but now here you are seeking amswers! Now, damn you, let him speak!" -Clyde
"*insert muffled profanity*" -Kenny
And then the one instance in Guitar Queer-O:
Kyle: I don't need you anymore.
Stan: I know... I need you.
And in Follow That Egg:
Kyle: Stan, do you really think my hat is stupid?
Stan: As a matter of fact, it is the nicest hat that I have ever known.
Also, in Cartman Sucks:
Bradley: Butters...I... I think I like you!
Butters: Well, I like you, too, Bradley!
Bradley: You like like me?!
Butters: Well, sure! I like like you a lot lot! *laughs*
Tonsil Trouble:
Guy: --These two friends--
Kyle: We are NOT friends.
Guy: ... These two LOVERS...
I have lots of favorites, and I'm sure I didn't even remember them all. xD
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