What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

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Kyroo
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby Kyroo » Sun May 08, 2011 3:24 am

I don't know if the general consensus on HUMANCENTiPAD is positive or negative yet, but it has some great Cartman tantrum moments.

"Mom, can I at least borrow your lipstick so I can look pretty when you F*CK ME!!!"

Even though he says something similar to that 4 or 5 times that episode, it never stops being hilarious.
broseph_lala
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby broseph_lala » Sun May 08, 2011 6:42 am

Butters: I think that's my teacher's penis!
Butters' Dad: Uhh, how do you know what your teacher's penis looks like?
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby 203177 » Sun May 08, 2011 10:10 pm

"i'm gonna slap everybody in this goddamn school if i have to!"

"he thinks basketball is for pussies i talk to him about it and then, he beats me."

"whats going here mr queermo?"

"getta outta my way mackie you wanna piece of this?"

"give him hell."
My favorite sp characters: Bridon(he's so cute!)
Kyle,Stan, Kenny/Mysterion.

Fave ep: ESM Season 12,Sec fave: Butterballs Season 16
KillJoy745
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby KillJoy745 » Mon May 23, 2011 10:13 pm

OH MY GOD, THEY KILLED KENNY! (quietly)you basterds.(from the dodgeball episode. :unhoodedkenny:
Zabonoturo
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby Zabonoturo » Wed May 25, 2011 5:43 pm

Respest my athoritah!

Classic :mrgreen:
SCREW YOU GUYS,I'M GOING HOME.
cynthia325
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby cynthia325 » Wed May 25, 2011 5:50 pm

Zabonoturo wrote:Respest my athoritah!

Classic :mrgreen:

best quote ever!
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby 203177 » Thu May 26, 2011 12:46 am

"then why did you run to a police officer and say help! help! my mom is trying to f*ck me?"

"america is baaaack!"

"i'm still f*cking angry!"

"this school is a den of snakes!"

"who invited you?"

"f*ck you kyle!"
My favorite sp characters: Bridon(he's so cute!)
Kyle,Stan, Kenny/Mysterion.

Fave ep: ESM Season 12,Sec fave: Butterballs Season 16
Ex1lepr0
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby Ex1lepr0 » Thu May 26, 2011 1:04 am

Mr. Garrison: "Ooooo you kiss just like my Dad!"

Sports Announcer: "Wow! I haven't seen a Jew run that fast since Poland 1938!"

Kenny/Mysterion: What the f*ck? *Ahem* I mean What The f*ck?
Can't we all just get along?
MitchConnor31
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby MitchConnor31 » Sat May 28, 2011 6:08 am

Just gona get a little bit of cancer stan, tell mom not to worry -- randy marsh
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby 203177 » Tue May 31, 2011 4:32 pm

"you suck cartman."

"your a stupid assh*le."

"sweet now I get to play by myself."

"that's fine! I love playing with my self! I play with myself all day long!"

"I hate you Kenny."

"no! f*ck off I'm not doing it!"

"aw your no fun."

"happy birthday to you happy birthday to....(everyone stares at him, he walks away)
My favorite sp characters: Bridon(he's so cute!)
Kyle,Stan, Kenny/Mysterion.

Fave ep: ESM Season 12,Sec fave: Butterballs Season 16
Harperlarp
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby Harperlarp » Tue May 31, 2011 5:12 pm

Too many too choose from! I'd have to say:

Cartman: I don't make the rules ma'am. I just think them up and write them down.

Cartman: Butters you black assh*le!

and so on.
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby XxSpRiTeZzxX » Wed Jun 01, 2011 12:36 am

"Well boy's this has been real educational and all but now let's part with that ol EA sports sayin.Get the F*ck out of my buildin".
"Men I believe we are dealing with someone with....absolutely no life". Best quotes. :{D
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby Ex1lepr0 » Sun Jun 05, 2011 5:53 pm

From Spookyfish:

Randy: Sharon, there's a police officer being held prisoner in our basement.

Sharon: *pause* Yes, Randy. I had to restrain him so he wouldn't find the bodies in the backyard and take our baby away.

Randy: *pause* Why'd you take his pants off?

:lol:
Can't we all just get along?
pootycancerXD
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby pootycancerXD » Wed Jun 15, 2011 9:31 pm

A great adventure
is waiting for you ahead
hurry onward's Lemmiwinks
or you will soon be dead

A journey before may be long and filled with woe
but you must escape the gay man's ass so your tale can be told

Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks

Lemmiwinks journeyed
a distance far and fast
to find his way out of
a gay man's ass

The road ahead
is filled with danger and fright
but push onwards Lemmiwinks
with all of your might

Lemmiwinks, you are coming to the enterance of the small intenstines. There, you must seek out the sparrow prince.

The sparrow prince lies
somewhere way up ahead
Don't look back Lemmiwinks
Or you will soon be dead

Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, the time is growing late
slow down now and seal your fate

I am the sparrow prince, long has my spirit been trapped in this place. Before you lies the maze of the small intestines. One path leads to the stomach, the other, to certain doom. Take with you this helmet and torch, let them be your guide.

Take the magic helmet torch
to help you light the way


there's still a lot of ground to pass
inside the man so gay

ahead of you lies adventure
and your strength still lies within
freedom from the ass of doom
is the treasure you will win

Lemmiwinks came to the stomach
in the depths of the lung and heart

You choose your path wisely Lemmiwinks, I am the Catatafish.
(The catatafish of the stomach's cove)
If you answer this riddle, the esophogous will let you pass.
(Catatafish's riddle will soon be told)

Hang on Lemmiwinks, you solved the Catatafish's riddle, now your trials are nearly through!

Lemmiwinks has made it out, the tale is nearly through.

Great job Lemmiwinks, thanks to you we are all free.
But your adventures are just beginning, for you are no ordinary gerbil Lemmiwinks, you are the gerbil king.
All hail the gerbil king!

Now that you're the gerbil king there's more adventure to be told, fly away to far away lands and to the setting sun, there's still so many enemies and battles yet to fight, for Lemmiwinks the gerbil king to be told another night.
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby acrestare » Fri Jun 17, 2011 3:12 am

"And it will be like a taco, inside a taco, within a Taco Bell, that's inside a KFC, within a mall, that's INSIDE YOUR BRAIN!"
-- Dr Chinstrap, "Insheeption"

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