What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

[John_117]

"Damnit Kenny, that's not what she said" - Kyle

"BEEFCAKE" - Cartman

"Phase 1: collect underpants. Phase 2: ... Phase 3: Profit" - Gnome

"Kyle's mom is a big fat bitch" - Cartman

"Nope, it has to be Kyle" - Cartman

"It's when you take your finger, and you stick it in a vagina and you stick it again and again" - Kenny

"Looks like I have to use my power of invisibility to get by" - Cartman

[icbraziel]

Cartman: Haha! Mr. Hat yelled at you! Ow! My ass!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, do you need to sit in the corner until your flaming gas is under control?

[203177]

"this is stupid."

"you suck cartman."

"whoopee."

"ya garbage!"

"mint berry crrrrrrunnnch!"

"no, no, no! mint berry crunch never pees his pants."

[grim1]

Cartman: Whatever! I do what I want!

Angry Rednecks: THEY TOOK OUR JOBS!

[203177]

"oh my god! what the f*ck is this!?"

"you like bear mace ice head!?"

"your going with Christ!"

"you just doubt with the dog bitch!"

[spazberry]

"sh*tty Airrines!"
"Ending Fart Sequence"

[mckory]

Marilyn Manson: I just smelled your britches and they're stinky, stinky britchows...stinky britchouws

Larry: AAAUUUGH!!! (breaks glass and tv)

from ep.218 Prehistoric Ice Man

also from the same episode

Crocodile Hunter: (jumps in and grabs the croc) Oh boy, it's pissed off now.
I'm gonna jam my thumb it its butthole now! This should really piss it off!
Oh yeah, that pissed it off all right!

[violadude]

There's a LOT

"You guys...Im super serial" - Al Gore

"......Goddammit Kevin" - Cartman

"Stan Marsh? Stan DARSH is more like it" -asshole skier

"you see Marvin, these are called appetizers, they're the food you eat before the food to make you more hungry" - Cartman

"Nurse, will you please remove this young mans face warmer" -Doctor in Cartmans incredible gift

"loo loo loo I got some apples, loo loo loo you got some too, loo loo loo lets make some applesauce, take off your clothes and loo loo loo" -Butters

"Hey Mr. Weiner, how do you do? Do you need to take a tinkle, yes I do think so" -Butters

"I know it, but I dont think I should say it.....oh alright...n*ggers!!!..........Oh....oh Naggers......right" -Randy

"whats to know? You just slap her tittles around and then stick it inside her and pee.......alright unless you dont want to get her pregnant and then you take your wiener out and pee on her leg" -Cartman

"How do I reach these keeeeedddsss" -Cartman

Stan: Attah!!
Randy: Yes son...attah...

"Im Scott Malkinson and I have diabetes" -Cartman

"What are you doing here? What are you doing? Pa pow pa pow PA POW!" -Mr. Guermo

"Backdoor sluts 9 makes crotch capers 3 look like naughty nurses 2" -I forgot who said this

"Oh Jesus! That is way too much pressure" -Tweek

"(insert random sentence here) Twaahhh" -David Blaine

"Bhudda! Dont do coke in front of the children!" -Jesus

"Rob Schneider is about to find out how hard life can be as a carrot/stapler" -Narrator

"Timmeh!! ivinalie!" -Timmy

[acrestare]

Just thought I'd come up with a thread so we can give homage to our favorite lines from episodes.
One of my favorites is:
"And it will be like a taco, inside a taco, within a Taco Bell, that's inside a KFC, within a mall, that's INSIDE YOUR BRAIN!"
-- Dr. Chinstrap, "Insheeption"
Now it's time for you to share yours. Enjoy!

[OxyContin]

My favorite quote from South park is:
"Life goes by pretty fast if you don't stop and look around once in a while and do whatever you want all the time you could miss it." - Eric Cartman
This is from Super Fun Time.

[BRMBug]

WE.
ALREADY HAVE.
A THREAD.
LIKE THIS.
viewtopic.php?f=2&t=38263&start=270

[acrestare]

Excuse me BRMBug, but what is wrong with making a new thread on the topic of favorite quotes? Last time I checked there's no rule against repetitive threads.

[BRMBug]

It's redundant, repetitive and redundant, as we have other threads on the exact same subject. And the second one was started two days ago. And the original one is still active.

[pootycancerXD]

A great adventure is waiting for you ahead. Hurry onward Lemmiwinks, for you will soon be dead. The journey before you may be long and filled with woe. But you must escape the gay man's ass, or your tale can't be told!

Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks!

[OBEN86]

"and when I get down from heeyaa, i'm gonna kick you both right in the nuts"