What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby namelessdweeb » Mon Jun 08, 2009 2:52 pm

You're all gonna hate me for it, but...

"Oh my god, they killed Kenny!"
"You bastards!"

Ah hah hah. XD

Also, I get a kick out of it whenever Cartman freaks out at his cat. Honestly though, all South Park quotes are amazing and I can't really pick or remember my favorites.... ^^
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby jadabella » Tue Jun 09, 2009 5:27 am

Butters: I'm a bad bear, I'm a bad old bear
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby ORLY » Wed Jun 10, 2009 7:27 pm

Episode: Flashbacks

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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby I L A » Sun Jun 14, 2009 4:22 pm

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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby Equation » Wed Jun 24, 2009 3:02 am

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The time that's only once a year.
We can hardly wait, 'cause it's so near.
A Woodland Critter Christmas!
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby emma1986cartman » Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:00 pm

towlie you wanna get high
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby big keny » Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:26 pm

"im a bad bear oh,im a bad ol' bear"
"your a grounded ol' bear"

XD XD XD XD :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby eric cartmenez » Wed Jun 24, 2009 3:02 pm

Mr. Kim: Okay. Four people, Canada, cost a rot of money, that uh gonna be about ah six thousand five hundred daura.
Kyle: How about fifty daura?
Mr. Kim: Fifty daura?! You flyin' to Canada cost at reast three thousand daura!
Kyle: Fifty-five daura.
Mr. Kim: Hey! Stop wasting my time with fifty-five daura! No way I take my plane to Canada for less than a thousand daura!
Kyle: Okay. Sixty daura.
Mr. Kim: Sixty-two daura.
Kyle: Okay.
(Kyle hangs up)
Mr. Kim: Hahaha, never try to barter with a Chinese man!
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby eric cartmenez » Wed Jun 24, 2009 3:03 pm

Tuong Lu Kim: Okay, welcome aboard Sh!tty Airrines. This is your captain speaking. Rooking about a two hour fright. I'll be turning on the seatbelt sign now. If your seats had seatbelts, this is the time you would fasten them. Please sit back, relax, and enjoy your Sh!tty fright!
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby Equation » Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:19 pm

A Person: Hello, boys. Congratulations on getting this far.

Kyle: Who are you?

Person: I am... Wall*Mart.

Stan: You?

Person: I've taken this form in order to talk to you. But I can take many forms. Does this suit you better? Or perhaps you prefer this form? I can take whichever form I like.

Stan: We don't want your store in our town; we came to destroy you.

Kyle: Where's the heart?

Person: To find the heart of Wall*Mart, one must first ask oneself, "Who is it that asked the question?"

Stan: Me. I'm asking the question.

Wall*Mart: Ah, yes, but who are you?

Stan: Stan Marsh. Now, where's the heart?
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby eric cartmenez » Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:13 pm

Tuong-Lu Kim: I don't build wall! I just onry operrate the sh*tty wok!
Gerald: We just think you're the best person to put up a wall. We're sure you've got it in your blood.
Tuong-Lu Kim: Ooooh! I get it! Just becaurse I'm Chinee, you think I buirld a wall! That's bullsh*t! I'm not sterotype, ok?! Just becaurse I Chinee doesn't mean I go around buirlding wall! I'm just a nomal person like all of you! I ereat rice and drive a rearry srowry, just rike the rest of you! I'm not a sterotype
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby BigCamera4892 » Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:26 pm

Sharon: Ooh, these are the contorting quintuplets from Romania.

Kenny: Woohoo!

Cartman: Wha-what? Another gay guy in feathers?
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby Michaeloptv » Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:48 pm

Stan: OMG. They Killed Kenny...

Kyle: You Bastards!!

Kelly: What, who killed them??

Stan: They did...

Kyle: Yea, their bastards...

Kelly: Well, don't just stand there do something, my Lenny's gotta live! *Starts CPR*

:lol:
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby BigCamera4892 » Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:52 pm

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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby Friar Matt » Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:07 pm

Cartman : Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, Clyde?

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