What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

[203177]

f*cking mintberry f*cking crunch

You got poop don't. Cha?

I f*cking hAte guard dogs!

I heard you the first time you British piece of sh*t.

There all stupid anyway

My god are parents are so stupid dude

[WyomingCowboy21]

Cartman- "Outlander we have your woman outlander!!!
Mayor of Imaginationland- "Ohh f*ck Nooo!!!!"
"What is it?-Its called a Snookie its very famous-that Thing is famous...Why?- I DONT NOOO!!!

[203177]

"snookie want smoosh smoosh!"

"its raping meeee! its raping meeee!"

"sounds like it want smoosh smoosh."

"ahhhh get it off of meeee!"

"phyco bitch pycho biiiiittttch!"

[lener05]

Kyle: "Maybe you've got brain cancer."
Cartman: "You think?"
Stan: "Don't get cancer on the ladder, Cartman. You're gonna fall off and break it."
-A Ladder to Heaven (episode 12, season 6)

Mrs. Marsh: Hello, Mrs. Broflovski, this is Stan's mom. I was wondering if you might know why my son is trying to split his head open with an ice pick.
Stan: Aaaah. I have to get it out.
-Epissode 5, season 2.

Butters: [Holding a Barbie doll] "Hey there, Butters, wanna slap my titties around?" Uh, no thanks, ma'am. I might get in trouble again.
[he puts the doll away and begins whistling]


God: [during an episode where Stan tries to "get his period" and accidentally grows breasts] You can't have a period, Stan, because you are a man... with titties.

[203177]

"tupper wear!"

"timmy!"

"this is not the freaking girl scouts!"

"i'am mysterion."

"pull the trigger you pussy."

"let her go! your not raping anyone tonight!"

"why is it so easy for children to break into the pentagon."

[Rockstar65]

"Do you know What I am saying" (Butters bottom b!#ch)
"You got powned" (World of Warcraft)

[stanmarshbamf]

"What's there to hate about rainbows?"
"Well, you know. You'll just be sitting there minding your own business, and then they'll come, marching in, and crawl up your leg and start biting the inside of your ass. And you'll be all like 'AYE! Get out of my ass, you stupid rainbows!'" -Cartman

"THEY TOOK OUR JOBS!"
"TOOK OUR JERBS!"
"...TUK ER JEEERRR!"

"I just can't concentrate!" -Kyle's Jewish cousin
"Maybe we should send him to a concentration camp." -Cartman

"Thanks, Tom. Now we'll go live to a midget in a bikini." -Anchorman

"I want to get on my knees and start pleasing Jesus. I want to feel his salvation all over my face." -Cartman

"You seem a little irritable, Kyle. You got some sand in your vagina, perhaps?" -Cartman

On the phone:
"You are breaking my balls, sir....yes...my balls." -Butters

[203177]

"here here."

"your a bitch sally."

"oh cool!" XDDDD

"i love it! i never miss one game on tv."

"yes you can whats stopping you?"

"go in at recess and shoot some balls with the team goddammit."

[Churchy17]

wendy- dolphins are intelligent and friendly
cartman- intelligent and friendly on some rye bread with some mayonnaise







Mackey- we are going to learn to hide our emotions, with math problems

[ZeddyP]

Cartman: Trent Boyett is a liar sir

[203177]

"your talking to wrong f*cking cowboy."

"you can't kick me out of coon and friends i'm the f*cking coon!"

"nah screw that, i'm just gonna keep being a f*cking dick!"

"asshooooles"!

"darkness has taken over our town, its up to the coon to stop them."

[buffedkenny]

ho my god they killed kenny you bastards

never gets old

[203177]

"what ever! i'll do what i want!"

"oh goddamit!"

"ah forget it!"

"his name is stan marsh."

"that in consider-it jerk."

[IStoleYourCoke]

Kyle: "AAAHHHHHH!" "I'M NOT ONE OF THEM! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! YOU BETTER GET THAT THROUGH YOU'RE FAT HEAD! I WILL NEVER BE ONE OF THEM AND IF YOU SAY IT AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL SMASH YOU'RE F**ING D*CKHEAD!"
Cartman: "WAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!" "That hurt my throat because he puts it right here, and then the back of my head hit the treeeee, it was it was there was bark that scratched thiiss, did you see the scratch, Kyenny?"
lol loved that part and loved the way cartman said kenny's name.

[Bradman1978]

My name is Butters. I'm eight-years-old. I'm Blood type O, and I'm bicurious. Even that's OK. Because if I'm somehow made from God, I figure God must be a little Bicurious himself.

Oddly enough this quote has helped my with my bipolar by switching bicurious with bipolar and useing my info where Butters's info is.