What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

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XzPePijNzX
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby XzPePijNzX » Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:06 pm

Butters: 'Aww it's all gooey'

And of cartmen, responsible for 99.9% of sp catchphrases, i still think 'respect my autoritah' is the best.
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby ulik maddik » Sat Jun 27, 2009 8:39 am

''Kyle, I swear, if I didn't have a guys hand up my ass right now, I'd leap across the room and kick you in the nuts''
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby Equation » Sat Jun 27, 2009 9:02 am

Butter's Dad: What's the matter? Didn't you boys like skiing?

Stan: No! We can't keep track of when you pizza and when you French-fry and when the hot-shot assh*le skier takes your girl or if you're supposed to race him the first time or train first to beat him on the really difficult mountain so you can save the dorky but hot girl's youth center. Skiing sucks!

Kyle: Yeah, what a stupid sport!
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby SP_funniest » Sat Jun 27, 2009 11:20 pm

Cartmen: Respect My Authority!!!
Respect My Authoritahh!!
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby SP_funniest » Sat Jun 27, 2009 11:22 pm

XzPePijNzX wrote:Butters: 'Aww it's all gooey'

And of cartmen, responsible for 99.9% of sp catchphrases, i still think 'respect my autoritah' is the best.


Yes dude, "Respect My Authoritah!!"
Respect My Authoritahh!!
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby jay2008jay2008 » Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:01 am

´´ screw you guys i´m going home !! ´ :D
BigCamera4892

Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby BigCamera4892 » Mon Jun 29, 2009 6:39 am

Look, guy, we are to stay strong! If you don't stand with your fellow Canadians, then you are a rat!

Don't call me a rat, buddy!

I'm not your buddy, friend!

He's not your friend, guy!

I'm not your guy, buddy!

He's not your buddy, friend!

EDIT:

Kyle: What do manbearpig droppings look like?

Al Gore: Similar to pig droppings, but more manbearlike.
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby Ike_ve » Tue Jul 07, 2009 7:27 am

Don't forget to bring a towel!
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby Skadereglering » Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:01 am

Terrance: What are you doing?
Scott: I'm wishing cancer upon you.
Terrance: Cancer?!
Scott: Yes. I'm trying to give you cancer with the power of my mind.
Terrance: Stop that!
Terrance: Scott really hates us, Phillip.
Phillip: Yes, perhaps he's homophobic.
Terrance: But we're not gay, Phillip.
Philip: We aren't?
Equation
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby Equation » Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:04 am

Eric: Hey you guys. My mom signed me up for swimming lessons at the community pool; you wanna come?

Stan: Swimming lessons, dude? That is the lamest thing I've ever heard!

Eric: Is not!

Stan: Everyone knows that the first graders pee in the community pool.

Kyle: You're swimming around in first-grader pee!

Eric: I'm not swimming around in pee!
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby theearthspotgoesboom » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:18 am

I used to be scared
Denying who I was
acting straight but then going out to the gay fish clubs
dancing with the marlin makin out with all the snappa
I take that salmon home and work the coddle fin for hours
but now I'm out and I'm free to love what I want
be it yellowfin or bass or that trout in Vermont
I slap that marlin Ass
MAKE A GROUPA BUTT SHAKE
I come to your house and have an orgy in your mothafuckin fishtank fishtank

going f*ckin fay fish

thanks for the sweet release...SPACE CASH!! Suck it out of a hose? Really? That's a terrible thing to say!

And every Michael Bay joke is gold. 33 carrot!!!
BigCamera4892

Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby BigCamera4892 » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:21 am

East side, west side, doesn't matter to me.
We've gotta learn to power through, set each other free.

We don't care what other people wear or the way they like to syle their hair. Each side is right or wrong, we've gotta learn to all get along.

East side . . . . . . .
West side . . . . . . .
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby Cartman504 » Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:07 am

Well Your Just A f*cking Jew :lol:
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby Jakro » Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:47 pm

Jimmy: "Well Bertha, I was wondering if I could stick my penis in your vagina? "
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby Avalanche2015 » Wed Jul 29, 2009 10:19 am

Cartman: " Seriously guys, da f*ck?"

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