What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby CherrehCola » Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:22 pm

Oh you know,the usuals...

"Screw you guys,I'm going home!!"

"But MUUUUUUUUUUM!"

"I'm nyeeeh so you're nyeaaaah!"

"You're breaking my balls,man."

"Ready,Ike?Kick the baby!" -"Don't kick the goddamn baby-" -"Kick the baby!"

"There's a place called the rain forest and it really sucks ass...so let's chop it all off and get rid of it fast!"

And the best ever...

"Oh my God, they killed Kenny!" -"YOU bastards!!!"

Even better...

"Oh my God,we killed Kenny!" -"We're bastards!!!"
DON'T KICK THE BABY!


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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby Avalanche2015 » Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:34 am

Cartman "Seriously Guys, Da f*ck Man? Da f*ck!"
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby SouthPark4Eva28 » Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:02 am

1)Kyle:Oh my god they killed kenny!
Stan:You Bastards
2)Cartman:Screw you guys......i'm going home.
3)Mr Mackey:M'Kay
4)Mr Hankey:HOWDY HO!
=] KENNY ROCKS!!! [=
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby RideTheLightning » Fri Jul 31, 2009 3:30 pm

"Wow! I've never seen a Jew run that fast since Poland 1938!"

"When you rub a fireman's helmet, he'll shoot white glue into your eye."

"Hey Mr Mackey! I know something you and Homer Simpson have in common, DOPE!"

"Mmnnnnn DERP!"
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby Pip Tweek » Fri Jul 31, 2009 6:02 pm

Token: Jesse Jackson is not the emperor of black people!

Stan: He told my dad he was.
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby Morgueanna » Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:45 pm

Goth Stan: What's the point in caring when all it brings is pain?
:gothstan:
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Pock-mark Goth: ...because anyone who thinks vampires are real is freaking retarded.

Big-nosed Goth: F*ck all of you.
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Stan, Kyle, and Cartman:
Gay. Totally gay. Liberace gay!
My parents said they'd ground me if I (insert ridiculous stunt here).
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby 203177 » Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:55 pm

i'm not going to bother posting cause i have wayyyy too many faves
My favorite sp characters: Bridon(he's so cute!)
Kyle,Stan, Kenny/Mysterion.

Fave ep: ESM Season 12,Sec fave: Butterballs Season 16
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby Michaeloptv » Fri Aug 14, 2009 9:07 pm

"You're a Towel!" :lol:
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby Kelly MacCornmac » Fri Aug 14, 2009 10:30 pm

Science bless you. Science damnit.

Stan-Ah snake!

Kyle-That's a stick.

Stan- Oh. Ah snake!

Kyle-That's the same stick



Carol-When you die and go to hell you can answer to Satan!

Kenny- Okay



Crab people crab people taste like crab walk like people crab people


Jared-I have aides.

Wife-You had aids and you didn't tell me about it?

Jared-I was going to tell you sooner but I want you to have aides and our children to have aides.




Jared-I want to give aides to the entire world


Doctor-I don't think he is going to make it

Liane-What's the problem?

Doctor-It's his time, it's running out



hrm I had more.... but I forgot them I suppose
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby Pip Tweek » Fri Aug 14, 2009 10:54 pm

Cartman: (in Superbest friends) Did you hear that, guys? We're finally gonna die!

There was also that one time when Cartman said something offensive to Kyle about being a jew, but I forgot which episode that was in.
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby bloodangel_kbear » Fri Aug 14, 2009 11:01 pm

Cartman- I'm not fat. I'm festively plump.
This one is as cool as all the other stuff he usually says
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby mwcafac91 » Sat Aug 15, 2009 12:35 am

Mel Gibson: "Ah, my nipples, they hurt! They hurt when I twist them!"
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby N / A » Sat Aug 15, 2009 12:42 am

Narrator: And now...for (insert event here)

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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby craigluv97 » Mon Aug 17, 2009 6:20 pm

From South Park; Bigger, Longer & Uncut

1. Mr. Garrison: what's 5x2?
Clyde: 12?
Mr Garrison: let's get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.

2.Cartman: ur mom's a f*ckin bitch
Kyle: Don't call my mom a bitch u fat f*ck
Cartman: DON'T CALL ME FAT U BUTT f*ckin SON OF A BITCH!

3.American: we don't no wut the fuss is about
Canadian: The fuss is aboot taking our citizens, its aboot not censoring our hearts, its aboot. its aboot. WHATS SO GOD DAMN FUNNY?!
O my god, they killed Kenny!

U BASTERDS!!!!!!!
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby RAppel » Tue Aug 18, 2009 1:04 pm

We didn't listen!
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