"Screw you guys,I'm going home!!"
"I'm nyeeeh so you're nyeaaaah!"
"You're breaking my balls,man."
"Ready,Ike?Kick the baby!" -"Don't kick the goddamn baby-" -"Kick the baby!"
"There's a place called the rain forest and it really sucks ass...so let's chop it all off and get rid of it fast!"
And the best ever...
"Oh my God, they killed Kenny!" -"YOU bastards!!!"
"Oh my God,we killed Kenny!" -"We're bastards!!!"
~*Dream about the sun,you queen of rain.
2)Cartman:Screw you guys......i'm going home.
4)Mr Hankey:HOWDY HO!
"When you rub a fireman's helmet, he'll shoot white glue into your eye."
"Hey Mr Mackey! I know something you and Homer Simpson have in common, DOPE!"
Stan: He told my dad he was.
Pock-mark Goth: ...because anyone who thinks vampires are real is freaking retarded.
Big-nosed Goth: F*ck all of you.
Stan, Kyle, and Cartman:
Gay. Totally gay. Liberace gay!
Fave ep: ESM Season 12,Sec fave: Butterballs Season 16
I am a hybrid of Butters, Tweek, and Clyde.
Official Winner of Page 1900!
Kyle-That's a stick.
Stan- Oh. Ah snake!
Kyle-That's the same stick
Carol-When you die and go to hell you can answer to Satan!
Crab people crab people taste like crab walk like people crab people
Jared-I have aides.
Wife-You had aids and you didn't tell me about it?
Jared-I was going to tell you sooner but I want you to have aides and our children to have aides.
Jared-I want to give aides to the entire world
Doctor-I don't think he is going to make it
Liane-What's the problem?
Doctor-It's his time, it's running out
hrm I had more.... but I forgot them I suppose
There was also that one time when Cartman said something offensive to Kyle about being a jew, but I forgot which episode that was in.
This one is as cool as all the other stuff he usually says
WILL NOT BE SEEN TONIGHT!
1. Mr. Garrison: what's 5x2?
Mr Garrison: let's get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.
2.Cartman: ur mom's a f*ckin bitch
Kyle: Don't call my mom a bitch u fat f*ck
Cartman: DON'T CALL ME FAT U BUTT f*ckin SON OF A BITCH!
3.American: we don't no wut the fuss is about
Canadian: The fuss is aboot taking our citizens, its aboot not censoring our hearts, its aboot. its aboot. WHATS SO GOD DAMN FUNNY?!
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