What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

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Azuredragon
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby Azuredragon » Wed Aug 19, 2009 11:12 am

My favurite: 'You can say that again Mr. Garrison.' ;) Just love it.

I'd love to see Mr. Hat's great comeback. :mrgreen:
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby Shockth_Monkett » Thu Aug 20, 2009 5:04 am

"Cartman, you are so God damn stupid, it's unbelievable."- Stan Marsh

-from "Scott Tenorman Must Die"
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby Peg » Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:45 am

Stan: Jesus Christ, dude, they've done stome stupid crap before, but Jesus Christ. :P
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby ih8scott_tenorman » Thu Aug 20, 2009 12:09 pm

Mr. Mackey had some great ones in Mystery of the Urinal Deuce. I loved the one with "dropping the chocolate hotdog".

One of the greatest ones though is "Respect my authoritah!" by Cartman.
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby ramyo4 » Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:44 pm

chef:there is a time and place for everything, and it is called college
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby N / A » Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:44 pm

Stan: I've tried everything to save Kyle. Holistic medicine is going to kill my friend.
Kenny: You don't f*cking care when I die...
Stan: He's gonna die! He's gonna die and there's nothing I can do about it!
Kenny: THAT DOES IT! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH WITH THIS BULLSH*T! SCREW YOU GUYS, I'M GOING HOME!

Sheila: What what WHAAAAT?!

Cartman: NYA NYA NYA NYA NYAAA NYA. HAHAHAHAAH.
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby cartslay66 » Thu Aug 27, 2009 6:48 pm

OH CRAP!
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby Authoritahh!!! » Sat Aug 29, 2009 1:53 am

Stan: You can't just come to a civil war reinactment dressed up as General Lee fatass!

Cartman: Oh really? I believe I just did. :lol:
Long live the confederacahh!!!
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby china_cheska » Sat Aug 29, 2009 3:26 am

kyle and stan: Oh my gosh! They killed kenny!
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby kylelover@home » Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:35 am

I'm shure... I'm H.I.V. Positive. :shock:
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby CherrehCola » Mon Sep 07, 2009 12:29 am

Eric Cartman: It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

Mr Garrison: I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

xD
DON'T KICK THE BABY!


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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby kuronin » Mon Sep 07, 2009 11:25 am

Stan: Why would God let Kenny die, Chef? Why? Kenny's my Friend. Why can't God take someone else's friend?
Chef: Stan, sometime God take those closest to us, because it makes him feel better about Himself. He's a very vengeful God, Stan. He's all pissed off about something we did thousands of years ago. He just can't get over it. So he doesn't care who he takes: children, puppies, it don't matter to him, so long as it makes us sad. Do you understand?
Stan: Then why does God give us anything to start with?
Chef: Well, look at it this way: if you want to make a baby cry, first you give it a lollipop. Then, you take it away. If you never give it a lollipop to begin with, then you would have nothing to cry about. That's like God, who gives us life and love and health just so that he can tear it all away and make us cry, so he can drink the sweet milk of our tears...You see, it's our tears, Stan, that give God his great power.
Stan: I think I understand.

... almost finished me off for good!!!1 :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby SoUtHpArK_Kayleigh » Mon Sep 07, 2009 4:04 pm

Stan And Kyle:Omg They Killed Kenny
Kyle: You Bastards

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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby CherrehCola » Mon Sep 07, 2009 11:25 pm

Satan: Saddam. But... I killed you.
Saddam Hussein: Well where was I supposed to go, Detroit?


Stan: You're my super best friend, Kyle.
Kyle: You're my super best friend, Stan.
Cartman: Oh, that's so sweet you guys. You two want to get a room so you can make out for a while?
DON'T KICK THE BABY!


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Re: What Are Your Favorite South Park Quotes?

Postby giulietta » Wed Sep 09, 2009 12:26 am

Top 3:

1. (season 7 episode Cancelled)
Science guy: Butt sex, butt sex requires a lot of lubrication, right?? Lubra, jubra, jubacabra, the goat killer of mexican folklore, folklore is stories from the past that are often fictionalized, fictionalized to highten drama, drama student, drama students at college usually have bicycles, bi- bi- binary, It's binary code!!

chef: Who's having butt sex??



2. (season 5 episode Super Best Friends)
Butters: I don't think I'm very happy. I always fall asleep to the sound of my own screams and then I always get woken up in he morning by the sound of my own screams. Do you think I'm unhappy??


3. (season 3 episode World Wide Recorder Concert)
Bar Guy: If a killer put a knife to my throat and said have sex with your father or else I'm gonna kill your mother while having sex with you, I would have sex with myself.
It's the Big Texas Butters show.
HAPPY TRAILS TO YOU!!


If a killer put a knife to my throat and said have sex with your father or else I'm gonna kill your mother while having sex with you, I would have sex with myself.

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