Which South Park character would you date and why?

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Which South Park character would you date and why?

Postby MollyMo » Thu Nov 26, 2009 4:56 pm

I would date Kyle because he's so cute and his big red hair is a turn on for some odd reason.
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Re: Which South Park character would you date and why?

Postby dvda92 » Thu Nov 26, 2009 6:29 pm

I'd date none of the children (I'm not a pedo), and the adults are married mostly. So: nobody I guess
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Re: Which South Park character would you date and why?

Postby MollyMo » Thu Nov 26, 2009 9:03 pm

I'm not a pedophile either but it's just a silly question...
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Re: Which South Park character would you date and why?

Postby TessaDen » Thu Nov 26, 2009 9:24 pm

For a funny date: Cartman
For a sweet date: Kyle/Butters
For a gross date: Stan ('cause he'd probably puke)
For a silence or cold date: Kenny.
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Re: Which South Park character would you date and why?

Postby Kickbuttprincess85 » Sat Nov 28, 2009 4:13 am

Really? I'd date either Clyde or Kyle.
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Re: Which South Park character would you date and why?

Postby IKyman » Sat Nov 28, 2009 6:34 am

I would date Kyle because he is intelligent, nice, very outstanding, caring and he is really polite with other people (Except for Cartman of course), he is the only character I would date. No one can be cool as Kyle Broflovski! I luv meh Jew!! :D
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Re: Which South Park character would you date and why?

Postby iloveyouguys » Sat Nov 28, 2009 6:42 am

I would date them ALL. mwahahahahaha
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Re: Which South Park character would you date and why?

Postby Mars87 » Sat Nov 28, 2009 7:25 am

Mrs. Cartman...
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Re: Which South Park character would you date and why?

Postby iloveyouguys » Sat Nov 28, 2009 1:04 pm

laugh my ass off at the above post.
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Re: Which South Park character would you date and why?

Postby M00ndragon69 » Sun Nov 29, 2009 7:24 am

None...This question is kinda perverted since most of the characters on the show are no older than 9..
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Re: Which South Park character would you date and why?

Postby lagurl14 » Sun Nov 29, 2009 11:33 pm

i would date stan, tweek, or clyde.

stan because he is smart, lvable, cares 4 animals

tweek because he is cool. he has feelings because he liked bebe in that season 6 ep called bebes boobs destroy society.

clyde because he is cool and his dad owns a shoe store XD
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Re: Which South Park character would you date and why?

Postby Drednot37 » Mon Nov 30, 2009 3:19 pm

Sheesh people... it's just a harmless hypothetical with imaginary characters here, but if you're really that paranoid for not wanting to come off as a pedo, go ahead & pay me no mind. :S

As for me, I think I'd like dating either Bebe or Shelley. Bebe seems pretty cool (aside from her behavior from "The List", but hey, we've all had our meltdowns :lol: ) & I'm sure I'd get along very well with her. Shelley acts cold on the outside, but I think I could get through to her eventually & find a lot to relate with each other.

I'd include Wendy, but she's obviously already taken by Stan here LoL :stanpuke:
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Re: Which South Park character would you date and why?

Postby jewlover » Tue Dec 01, 2009 12:57 am

Kahl, he's smart, caring, and so sweet and nice. i love when he defends his religion and fights with Cartman. :cartmansopissedrightnow: i love his hat. :lol: not to mention amazing singing voice!
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Re: Which South Park character would you date and why?

Postby iluvkyle99 » Tue Dec 01, 2009 10:22 am

Well, I'n actualy in the FIFTH grade, (Fr rlz!) and so I would date Kyle! because he is SO F@#!%NG CUTE!!!! And I would love to discuss with him how much we hate Cartman, and our undying love for each other and my shotgun would be enough to take Eric DOWN! then we would get married, and open up a thrift store, and have 2 kids, Xavier and Amanda! :lol:
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Re: Which South Park character would you date and why?

Postby jewlover » Wed Dec 02, 2009 12:14 am

^obbsessive fangirl anyone?
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She'd like that.

So would I. I'm just that good


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