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darkwraith2012
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What new topics would make a good episode of south park?

Postby darkwraith2012 » Tue Mar 23, 2010 11:33 pm

What new topics would make a good episode of south park?



I would persoanlly like to see one making fun of the movie Wargames 1983, and one where cartman gets revenge on kyle for all the mean things he done!
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Re: What new topics would make a good episode of south park?

Postby makelovenotwarcraft1 » Thu Mar 25, 2010 9:38 pm

cartman wants to fly with birds but he cant so he makes a whole bunch of crap to try and fly the he just kills himself

im so smart
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Re: What new topics would make a good episode of south park?

Postby seamus yarr » Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:22 pm

id love to see a call of duty episode or maybe a world cup episode
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Asses of Fire in 3D

Postby josuepilk » Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:36 pm

We've had Asses of Fire, Asses of Fire 2, it's only fitting we get an ASSES OF FIRE 3D: THREE DIMENSIONS OF ASSES!

They should spoof this ridiculous Hollywood obsession with 3D. So many lackluster movies are shot in two dimensions then given a quick 3D addition so they can further exploit an overrated technique that hasn't improved much since it's original inception in the 50s; and take an extra 3 to 5 dollars out of the consumer's pocket in the process.
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Re: What new topics would make a good episode of south park?

Postby ToonFan1994 » Thu Mar 25, 2010 11:12 pm

I got one.
Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny stand at the bus stop as usual.
Chuck Norris shows up and roundhouse kicks Kenny.
Cartman gets mad and winds up thrown all the way up to New York.
Butters goes to New York and tells Cartman why Chuck Norris is powerful.
Back at South Park.
Stan and Kyle somehow get bored and it wasn't until Wendy and Bebe show up and try to convince to be with them so that they could be doing stuff together.
They go to a river and swim and only to find a black demon called "Aku" and his servant, a red, swirly ghost called "Giygas".
Aku claims that only Wendy, Stan, Bebe and Kyle can stop him.
So this would be another ImaginationLand movie.
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Re: What new topics would make a good episode of south park?

Postby jesussdad » Thu Mar 25, 2010 11:41 pm

Osama bin laden fighting global warming ..... al gore seeks out osama and they join forces and end up battling manbearpig. :lol:
internet control and censorship bills.
weed legalization in 14 states
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Re: Asses of Fire in 3D

Postby BRMBug » Fri Mar 26, 2010 3:05 am

josuepilk wrote:We've had Asses of Fire, Asses of Fire 2, it's only fitting we get an ASSES OF FIRE 3D: THREE DIMENSIONS OF ASSES!

They should spoof this ridiculous Hollywood obsession with 3D. So many lackluster movies are shot in two dimensions then given a quick 3D addition so they can further exploit an overrated technique that hasn't improved much since it's original inception in the 50s; and take an extra 3 to 5 dollars out of the consumer's pocket in the process.

^THAT!
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Re: What new topics would make a good episode of south park?

Postby ToonFan1994 » Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:32 pm

Or another ImaginationLand movie?
This time Satan attempts to control the world only to lose his throne to Aku.
And Aku takes full control of Hell. Claiming it his own home.
The Council of Nine find a perculair legend saying only The 4th Graders from South Park can defeat Aku and restore peace on both the fictional world and the real world.
That legend says Butters is useless to take down Aku because he is more powerful and more smarter, dangerous and a dictator than Satan.
Aku abuses Satan and hires many villains to try to exterminate the other 4th Graders.

The fighters linked to the legend.

Stan, Wendy, Kyle, Bebe, Heidi, Cartman, Kenny, Butters, Red, Craig, Lola, Tweek, Token, Damien, Kelly, Esther, Millie, Kevin, Jimmy, Timmy, Pip and 2 adults (Big Gay Al and Al Gore)

The villains that are well able to harm the girls.

Aku, Rasputin, Giygas, Every Single God Damn Disney Villain Ever Made, Rothbart, Eris, Ruber, Thrax, Carface and Red, Diesel 10, Bowser, Ganondorf, Joker, Eggman, Team Rocket, Ripto, Marvin the Martian, Psy-Crow, Ridley, Porky, Tabuu, Tai Lung, Gallaxhar, Megatron, Vlad Plasmius, Queen Slug-For-A Butt, Mr. Swackhammer, Skeleton King, Mumm-Ra, Skeletor, Shredder, Cobra Commander, Megabyte, Queen Vexus, Plankton, King K. Rool, Gruntilda Winkybunion, Zeebad, The Lobe, Gargamel, King Ghidorah, King Dedede, Black Shadow, Hexxus, The Pixar Villains, Valtor, Jenner, Cat R. Waul, Warren T. Rat, V.V Argost, Vilgax, Mojo-Jojo and Mandark.

There's more but these are the main kinds that are able to harm them.
There are enemies to be encountered.

Heartless, Drej, Ghosts, Spirits, Robots, Aliens, Monsters, Demons, Dragons, Iron Men, Griffins, Ape Army, Rhynocs, Hounds, Dinosaurs, Warriors, Vikings, Sharks, Pirates, Rhinocerouses, Bats, Tikis, Voodoos and Woodoos.
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Re: What new topics would make a good episode of south park?

Postby nwt000 » Sat Mar 27, 2010 12:51 am

ToonFan1994 wrote:Or another ImaginationLand movie?
This time Satan attempts to control the world only to lose his throne to Aku.
And Aku takes full control of Hell. Claiming it his own home.
The Council of Nine find a perculair legend saying only The 4th Graders from South Park can defeat Aku and restore peace on both the fictional world and the real world.
That legend says Butters is useless to take down Aku because he is more powerful and more smarter, dangerous and a dictator than Satan.
Aku abuses Satan and hires many villains to try to exterminate the other 4th Graders.

The fighters linked to the legend.

Stan, Wendy, Kyle, Bebe, Heidi, Cartman, Kenny, Butters, Red, Craig, Lola, Tweek, Token, Damien, Kelly, Esther, Millie, Kevin, Jimmy, Timmy, Pip and 2 adults (Big Gay Al and Al Gore)

The villains that are well able to harm the girls.

Aku, Rasputin, Giygas, Every Single God Damn Disney Villain Ever Made, Rothbart, Eris, Ruber, Thrax, Carface and Red, Diesel 10, Bowser, Ganondorf, Joker, Eggman, Team Rocket, Ripto, Marvin the Martian, Psy-Crow, Ridley, Porky, Tabuu, Tai Lung, Gallaxhar, Megatron, Vlad Plasmius, Queen Slug-For-A Butt, Mr. Swackhammer, Skeleton King, Mumm-Ra, Skeletor, Shredder, Cobra Commander, Megabyte, Queen Vexus, Plankton, King K. Rool, Gruntilda Winkybunion, Zeebad, The Lobe, Gargamel, King Ghidorah, King Dedede, Black Shadow, Hexxus, The Pixar Villains, Valtor, Jenner, Cat R. Waul, Warren T. Rat, V.V Argost, Vilgax, Mojo-Jojo and Mandark.

There's more but these are the main kinds that are able to harm them.
There are enemies to be encountered.

Heartless, Drej, Ghosts, Spirits, Robots, Aliens, Monsters, Demons, Dragons, Iron Men, Griffins, Ape Army, Rhynocs, Hounds, Dinosaurs, Warriors, Vikings, Sharks, Pirates, Rhinocerouses, Bats, Tikis, Voodoos and Woodoos.

What about Clyde, Annie, Bradley, Francis, Jason, and Sally as fighters?
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Re: What new topics would make a good episode of south park?

Postby dumnphuk » Sun Mar 28, 2010 2:29 am

1. Border drug wars, immigrant smuggling, and tunnelling under the Rio Grande River with mexican gangs, the boys get arrested and sent to Sheriff Joe Arapaho's jail in Maricopa County with the pink undies. Underpants gnomes reappear and finally profit by merging with travellocity.

2. The whole food networks extreme eating shows is porn for fatasses especially Cartman and a revisit to his family. Starvin' Marvin returns also. And Sally Struthers is beaten in a jello wrestling bout by Kirstie Alley sponsored by
http://www.therealisticchef.com
(My website, please give me a plug and a commercial on the show.)

3. Kenny's Dad gets a job!!!!!!!!!!!!!! With the census and is bribed by Acorn to count minorities in South Park. The McCormack's qualify for a Fannie/ Freddie loan for a mansion. Representative Barney Frank visits to deliver the check and has a fling with Garrison. Kenny gets a mail order bride with his allowance.

4. The Broflowski's decide to take in six inner city kids during summer from the Fresh Air Fund of the New York Times. They only ask for two but get three boys named Kunta Kinte, and three girls named Kiesha. The Health Care Reform bill makes them take on all of the visiting family health insurance. Stan's Grandpa has to go to the government death panel for end of life counselling and after talking to them, the panel commits suicide.

:assface:
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Re: What new topics would make a good episode of south park?

Postby BRMBug » Sun Mar 28, 2010 8:29 am

Okay, so this is happening, so I think we need a return of the Queef Sisters. I dare say, It'd be nice to see it this season, nay this run. Then you can throw in how horny H-town is for having everything in 3D all the time, right now. I've been turning name possibilities in my head, but nothing really seems to be working out.
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Re: What new topics would make a good episode of south park?

Postby Frizzo » Mon Mar 29, 2010 1:11 am

I wish they would roast Spike Lee.
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Re: What new topics would make a good episode of south park?

Postby starbaby017 » Mon Mar 29, 2010 9:50 pm

I wish they would make fun of the Lily the Bear facebook page. Why because they are f*cking annoying. Go on there... you will see what I mean. It is a 24 hour live feed to a mother bear and her cub in Northern MN. Supposed to be educational but it is filling a bored hole in middle aged women. I hope you are on there when the cub is practicing fighting with the mom, or left alone while the mom gathers stuff or sneezes because they freak out. Oh yeah and if you are a hunter (the site is open to everyone) the say things like... "oh go kill an innocent animal with your big gun to compensate with for your little man hood" or "go sit in a tree and drunk with your illness and hopefully you will fall" or when you change your facebook photo from one of you hunting to a nice one of you and your son so they will shut up about hunting they say things like "oh let us think we have been talking to a loving parent instead of the animal murderer that you are" or "great the moron has breeded, hopefully someone will stop him from doing it a second time"

(The man who created the website Lynn Rogers, who works with the bears is a hunter but they dont want to listen)
Please go on there... it is funny at first :lol:
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Re: What new topics would make a good episode of south park?

Postby bighorse » Mon Mar 29, 2010 10:37 pm

Down in Kentucky visiting family a few weeks ago. I ran into Eddie Montgomery from the country band montgomery gentry at his new steak house. He ended up being a big headed douche. He has his face on everything, including the garbage cans. Instantly thought of how great an episode of south park would be with him on it, including his evil wife.
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Re: What new topics would make a good episode of south park?

Postby chef423 » Wed Apr 07, 2010 9:05 pm

How about Matt and Trey just thinking for themselves...instead of needed some LAME American idea...as lame as America is getting....

chef

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