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marishi89642
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i know cartmans secret!!!!!!!

Postby marishi89642 » Fri Apr 16, 2010 3:05 am

he is kyle's halfbrother!!!!!!!!!!!!
its all so simple everyone from the drunken barn dance was in the room but gerald is there WHY BECAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: i know cartmans secret!!!!!!!

Postby kieranic » Fri Apr 16, 2010 3:11 am

marishi89642 wrote:he is kyle's halfbrother!!!!!!!!!!!!
its all so simple everyone from the drunken barn dance was in the room but gerald is there WHY BECAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Huh? I know Gerald was in the lab at the time, but there's no proof (yet) actually saying he is Cartman's father. We'll just have to wait until the second part of "200" ;)
VINNYSHOOTSU
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Re: i know cartmans secret!!!!!!!

Postby VINNYSHOOTSU » Fri Apr 16, 2010 3:14 am

good point! i thawt he was related to CHEF!!!!!!! :cartmansopissedrightnow: :cartmanevillaugh: but i guess we will have to see part 2 of "200"
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Re: i know cartmans secret!!!!!!!

Postby jrichman42 » Fri Apr 16, 2010 3:18 am

You're all wrong. I know who Cartman's dad was but he wasn't at the barn dance and he isn't related to Kyle, atleast by a few million lightyears. Pay close attention to the last scene in the Cartman's dad episode and look at the people in the room and you'll see what I mean.
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Re: i know cartmans secret!!!!!!!

Postby 07hockey01 » Sat Apr 17, 2010 4:01 am

marishi89642 wrote:he is kyle's halfbrother!!!!!!!!!!!!
its all so simple everyone from the drunken barn dance was in the room but gerald is there WHY BECAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Dude! I was totaly thinking that it could have been Kyles dad too! But unfortunatley, a spoiler revealed otherwise and next week is supposed to be a Treeance and Phillip episode and I hope thats not the case. If Kyle and Cartman are halp brothers this is what might happen:

Kyle: (speechless)
Cartman: No...NO!....I CANT BE A JEW!!!! MOOOOMMM!
Kyle: (starts running away tword Stans house) Dude. I found out who Cartmans dad is.
Stan: (sees the look on Kyles face) (stands there speechless, jaw dropped.) (after like 5 minutes) Dude....Im...so......sorry
Kyle: (resumes to have a nervous breakdown)



Thats what I think anyway. With Cartman and the Jew thing- I have nothing at all against Jewish people- thats what I think the first thing that would come to Eric's mind. I don't think Kyle would take it well being "brothers" with Eric. at all... :unhoodedkenny:
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Re: i know cartmans secret!!!!!!!

Postby 07hockey01 » Sat Apr 17, 2010 4:02 am

VINNYSHOOTSU wrote:good point! i thawt he was related to CHEF!!!!!!! :cartmansopissedrightnow: :cartmanevillaugh: but i guess we will have to see part 2 of "200"


That was my other assumption but Cartman is too white. :unhoodedkenny:
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Re: i know cartmans secret!!!!!!!

Postby 07hockey01 » Sat Apr 17, 2010 4:10 am

jrichman42 wrote:You're all wrong. I know who Cartman's dad was but he wasn't at the barn dance and he isn't related to Kyle, atleast by a few million lightyears. Pay close attention to the last scene in the Cartman's dad episode and look at the people in the room and you'll see what I mean.



Wich episode? Cartmans mom is a dirty slut? Cartmans mom is still a dirty slut? or 200?
whipperdasher
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Re: i know cartmans secret!!!!!!!

Postby whipperdasher » Mon Apr 19, 2010 2:14 pm

oh good lord, you have made my day.
would be fantastic if cartman was a dirty jew.
zzyzx 1
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Re: i know cartmans secret!!!!!!!

Postby zzyzx 1 » Mon Apr 19, 2010 2:23 pm

So the brothers three, huh?

Kyle, Ike, and Eric :lol:

Thank God we now have fast, reliable, and accurate DNA tests in the year 2010! I hope Matt and Trey use DNA in the episode :)
07hockey01
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Re: i know cartmans secret!!!!!!!

Postby 07hockey01 » Mon Apr 19, 2010 11:22 pm

zzyzx 1 wrote:So the brothers three, huh?

Kyle, Ike, and Eric :lol:

Thank God we now have fast, reliable, and accurate DNA tests in the year 2010! I hope Matt and Trey use DNA in the episode :)



Dude- that would suck if they screwed us again and it was just someones dream like in "City on the Edge of Forever" that episode was mad funny though...all 200 are. :unhoodedkenny:
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Re: i know cartmans secret!!!!!!!

Postby IKyman » Mon Apr 19, 2010 11:49 pm

We just to found out on Wednesday night to see the shocking results :)
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Re: i know cartmans secret!!!!!!!

Postby nwt000 » Mon Apr 19, 2010 11:53 pm

IKyman wrote:We just to found out on Wednesday night to see the shocking results :)

If it's even a real episode.
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Re: i know cartmans secret!!!!!!!

Postby CocoLoco » Tue Apr 20, 2010 12:58 am

Chef is Cartman's father. Remember Chef was turned into a Southpark incarnation of Darth Vader. Can anyone see the ending of the next episode.

Darth Chef looks down at Cartman and says, "Eric I'm your father."
Cartman cries, "Noooooooo!!!!!"

That's right folks Cartman is an Albino.
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Re: i know cartmans secret!!!!!!!

Postby 07hockey01 » Wed Apr 21, 2010 10:44 pm

I dont think theyre gonna switch us out tonight guys, 201 will air. I think Darth Chef would be a funny outcome. Anybody in that room (its a two part in seasons 1 and 2) would be a great outcome. Any story could go for any of those characters. :unhoodedkenny:

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