Things I've learned from watching south park

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cheddercheese99
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Re: Things I've learned from watching south park

Postby cheddercheese99 » Wed Aug 03, 2011 3:45 pm

1. Family are the people who care about you.
2. You can't win all the time.
3. Sex changes just make you "a guy with a mutilated penis"
4. Not all gay people rape little kids, straight people do that too.
5. Censorship is unethical, because the message is still there.
6. Smoking built America, so f*ck or Rob Reiner!
7. You can't just go suicidal over every little problem.
8. Not all Woodland Critters are nice.
9. Manbearpig is real.
10. Don't f*ck with Eric Theodore Cartman.
Acehigh
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Re: Things I've learned from watching south park

Postby Acehigh » Wed Aug 03, 2011 8:02 pm

I guess... Smoking is bad, mmkay. :)

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Re: Things I've learned from watching south park

Postby triplemultiplex » Wed Aug 03, 2011 8:18 pm

I'll repeat what I said in a similar thread earlier this year.

I've learned the Golden Rule of South Park:
No matter what your beliefs and opinions, don't be such a fucking douchebag about them.

Then I think I copped to not following that Golden Rule on frequent occasions around here.
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Re: Things I've learned from watching south park

Postby GeminiShamrock » Thu Aug 04, 2011 8:35 pm

I also learned that Vietnam was merely just a theme park with a bunch of roller coasters, a log flume, and a special room where Garrison shoved a big pipe up his ass...or something. *shrugs* :lol:
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Re: Things I've learned from watching south park

Postby Ex1lepr0 » Fri Aug 05, 2011 6:41 pm

I think the best lesson I liked from this show was in "Hooked On Monkey Phonics": School's most important function is for teaching social skills.
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Fot
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Re: Things I've learned from watching south park

Postby Fot » Thu Aug 11, 2011 6:40 am

I've slowly have become anti-semetic to all my jewish friends! :cartmanlaugh:
LilianneKilledKenny
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Re: Things I've learned from watching south park

Postby LilianneKilledKenny » Thu Aug 11, 2011 11:05 pm

That Hindsights a bitch.
cosmichighway
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Re: Things I've learned from watching south park

Postby cosmichighway » Sun Aug 14, 2011 11:33 pm

Things we have all learned from the great creators of South Park:

The cure for AIDS - inject lots money directly into your bloodstream.

Never bet against Jesus because you will always lose.

How Bono could be so talented and caring and still seem like such a piece of crap.

What the founding fathers would say about how Americans reacted to the war in Iraq - we want to have our cake and eat it too.

When it is a good time to bring a towel.

How to get an elephant to make love to a pig - get 'em really drunk and then set the mood.
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Re: Things I've learned from watching south park

Postby Nuno_Loureiro » Mon Aug 15, 2011 8:13 pm

I learned that drugs are bad...hmmkay? You shouldnt do drugs...hmmkay?

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