Things I've learned from watching south park

[cheddercheese99]

1. Family are the people who care about you.
2. You can't win all the time.
3. Sex changes just make you "a guy with a mutilated penis"
4. Not all gay people rape little kids, straight people do that too.
5. Censorship is unethical, because the message is still there.
6. Smoking built America, so f*ck or Rob Reiner!
7. You can't just go suicidal over every little problem.
8. Not all Woodland Critters are nice.
9. Manbearpig is real.
10. Don't f*ck with Eric Theodore Cartman.

[Acehigh]

I guess... Smoking is bad, mmkay.

And voting is important!!!

[triplemultiplex]

I'll repeat what I said in a similar thread earlier this year.

I've learned the Golden Rule of South Park:
No matter what your beliefs and opinions, don't be such a fucking douchebag about them.

Then I think I copped to not following that Golden Rule on frequent occasions around here.

[GeminiShamrock]

I also learned that Vietnam was merely just a theme park with a bunch of roller coasters, a log flume, and a special room where Garrison shoved a big pipe up his ass...or something. *shrugs*

[Ex1lepr0]

I think the best lesson I liked from this show was in "Hooked On Monkey Phonics": School's most important function is for teaching social skills.

[Fot]

I've slowly have become anti-semetic to all my jewish friends!

[LilianneKilledKenny]

That Hindsights a bitch.

[cosmichighway]

Things we have all learned from the great creators of South Park:

The cure for AIDS - inject lots money directly into your bloodstream.

Never bet against Jesus because you will always lose.

How Bono could be so talented and caring and still seem like such a piece of crap.

What the founding fathers would say about how Americans reacted to the war in Iraq - we want to have our cake and eat it too.

When it is a good time to bring a towel.

How to get an elephant to make love to a pig - get 'em really drunk and then set the mood.

[Nuno_Loureiro]

I learned that drugs are bad...hmmkay? You shouldnt do drugs...hmmkay?