2. You can't win all the time.
3. Sex changes just make you "a guy with a mutilated penis"
4. Not all gay people rape little kids, straight people do that too.
5. Censorship is unethical, because the message is still there.
6. Smoking built America, so f*ck or Rob Reiner!
7. You can't just go suicidal over every little problem.
8. Not all Woodland Critters are nice.
9. Manbearpig is real.
10. Don't f*ck with Eric Theodore Cartman.
And voting is important!!!
I've learned the Golden Rule of South Park:
No matter what your beliefs and opinions, don't be such a fucking douchebag about them.
Then I think I copped to not following that Golden Rule on frequent occasions around here.
You read it! You can't unread it!
REVERSE THE POLARITY OF THE NEUTRON FLOW! (Proud Doctor Who fan.)
Proud member of the Tin Foil Hat Club.
Jeff Murdock "Mopie" (1986-2013) Rest in peace, Mopie.
The cure for AIDS - inject lots money directly into your bloodstream.
Never bet against Jesus because you will always lose.
How Bono could be so talented and caring and still seem like such a piece of crap.
What the founding fathers would say about how Americans reacted to the war in Iraq - we want to have our cake and eat it too.
When it is a good time to bring a towel.
How to get an elephant to make love to a pig - get 'em really drunk and then set the mood.
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