Everyone has a crush... But what about Eric?

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Everyone has a crush... But what about Eric?

Postby Eric_Cartmann » Tue Nov 22, 2011 6:32 pm

Stan has Wendy, Kyle has Bebe, and Kenny is poor; so he doesn't count... But I think Eric should get a girlfriend too! Comment with your opinion. :timmy:
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Re: Everyone has a crush... But what about Eric?

Postby Big-Will » Tue Nov 22, 2011 7:07 pm

Er, Kyle had Rebecca. Bebe liked him, but has never been his. Kenny had Kelly and he had Tammy Warner.

But yeah, Cartman hasn't had a girl, and never will. He's just too much of an assh*le to have one.
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Re: Everyone has a crush... But what about Eric?

Postby NeuroHeart » Tue Nov 22, 2011 7:09 pm

Big-Will wrote:Er, Kyle had Rebecca. Bebe liked him, but has never been his. Kenny had Kelly and he had Tammy Warner.

But yeah, Cartman hasn't had a girl, and never will. He's just too much of an assh*le to have one.

True dat.
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Re: Everyone has a crush... But what about Eric?

Postby Unassumption » Tue Nov 22, 2011 7:12 pm

Did Cartman have a crush on Wendy or was it just Wendy on him in Chef Goes Nanners?
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Re: Everyone has a crush... But what about Eric?

Postby Big-Will » Tue Nov 22, 2011 7:19 pm

Wendy was just doing what any kid should do in a group effort. Cartman was gloating 'cause Wendy was working with him instead of with Stan, but he did have something of a crush on her.
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Re: Everyone has a crush... But what about Eric?

Postby Eric_Cartmann » Tue Nov 22, 2011 7:22 pm

Dude, Cartman is so cool and totally not fat..
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Re: Everyone has a crush... But what about Eric?

Postby maxbjr » Tue Nov 22, 2011 8:52 pm

As long as youre counting crushes and girlfriends, Butters had/has Sally. You can still see her tag along with him in the background in a few episodes. The latest was Bass to Mouth, she was walking with him in the hall when Eric broke the news about that kid in the nurses office.
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Re: Everyone has a crush... But what about Eric?

Postby Big-Will » Tue Nov 22, 2011 9:03 pm

You need your eyes checked: Butters was walking with Kenny when Cartman ran in to tell everyone about Pete Melman.
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Re: Everyone has a crush... But what about Eric?

Postby Eric_Cartmann » Tue Nov 22, 2011 11:03 pm

There should be an episode where Cartman tries losing weight for a girl.
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Re: Everyone has a crush... But what about Eric?

Postby Stanluv25 » Wed Nov 23, 2011 3:11 am

Cartman doesn't need anyone but his mom atm. None of them do. But him... he is uninterested in that and it wouldn't seem like him to have a girl any time soon. I struggle to see him with a girl when he is an adult, someone he is committed to. I have not settled whether or not I'm going to give him a wife. He does have a kid though...
And I'm so sick of this Kyle and Bebe thing. He has not shown one shred of evidence for liking her. And I don't think she likes him anymore now. :roll:
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Re: Everyone has a crush... But what about Eric?

Postby starlitlight » Wed Nov 23, 2011 4:58 am

He likes Patty Nelson, remember? :)
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Re: Everyone has a crush... But what about Eric?

Postby TurboMMaster » Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:45 pm

I belive that Cartman have a very strong homosexual tendency, so he's true crush can be either Butters, Kenny or Kyle.

Also, he can have strong feelings for Wendy, and way how the threat her is some form of showing attraction. But he don't feel to be competent rival for Stan, so he dose'nt try any thing more serious.
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Re: Everyone has a crush... But what about Eric?

Postby KingTobias » Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:57 pm

"Girls have vaginas and vaginas have diseases! Its better to just stay away from them."

Cartman does not have a very great opinion of women.
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Re: Everyone has a crush... But what about Eric?

Postby Eric_Cartmann » Wed Nov 23, 2011 11:08 pm

No. No he does not. But I agree. He DID ask Kyle to suck his balls. But I still think he's awesome/
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Re: Everyone has a crush... But what about Eric?

Postby KingTobias » Fri Nov 25, 2011 5:53 pm

Eric_Cartmann wrote:No. No he does not. But I agree. He DID ask Kyle to suck his balls. But I still think he's awesome/

He didn't ask, he demanded...on several occasions. He also shows evidence of sexual tension toward Kyle in nearly every episode. He obviously has feelings for Kyle and covers it up by bashing on him for various reasons, such as being a Jew, being a ginger, having a mom from New Jersey, that whole AIDs thing, and so on. I don't 'ship' them or anything, and I personally feel like Kyle may not feel the same, but you just cannot ignore these small facts. It is our job as the fandom to point out these frivolous instances and various possibilities that no one wants to acknowledge.
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