Everyone has a crush... But what about Eric?

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Re: Everyone has a crush... But what about Eric?

Postby nwt000 » Mon Mar 12, 2012 1:33 am

yamilynn wrote:I hate CartmanxWendy! I prefer Cartman with Bebe or Heidi if it exist. :)

As I've stated in the past, Cartman and Red would make a great couple.
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Re: Everyone has a crush... But what about Eric?

Postby yamilynn » Mon Mar 12, 2012 2:01 am

nwt000 wrote:
yamilynn wrote:I hate CartmanxWendy! I prefer Cartman with Bebe or Heidi if it exist. :)

As I've stated in the past, Cartman and Red would make a great couple.


Oh yeah. I forgot about Red 8) they do make an interesting pair.
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Re: Everyone has a crush... But what about Eric?

Postby Benzo » Mon Mar 12, 2012 3:57 am

What about the girl seen in the episode where Cartman acts as Dog the bounty hunter? (I forget her name, but she was a part of his crew and looked a lot like him, from what you could see haha.) I mean, there are no signs of attraction there, but unlike any other women, he wasn't cruel towards her, so that's gotta count for something, right? Plus she seems a lot like him, what with her mercilessly bear-macing people left and right.
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Re: Everyone has a crush... But what about Eric?

Postby yamilynn » Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:04 am

Benzo wrote:What about the girl seen in the episode where Cartman acts as Dog the bounty hunter? (I forget her name, but she was a part of his crew and looked a lot like him, from what you could see haha.) I mean, there are no signs of attraction there, but unlike any other women, he wasn't cruel towards her, so that's gotta count for something, right? Plus she seems a lot like him, what with her mercilessly bear-macing people left and right.


Her name was Beth.
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Re: Everyone has a crush... But what about Eric?

Postby Benzo » Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:05 am

yamilynn wrote:
Benzo wrote:What about the girl seen in the episode where Cartman acts as Dog the bounty hunter? (I forget her name, but she was a part of his crew and looked a lot like him, from what you could see haha.) I mean, there are no signs of attraction there, but unlike any other women, he wasn't cruel towards her, so that's gotta count for something, right? Plus she seems a lot like him, what with her mercilessly bear-macing people left and right.


Her name was Beth.


Ah that's right, thanks for clearing that up.
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Re: Everyone has a crush... But what about Eric?

Postby John_117 » Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:59 am

KingTobias wrote:"Girls have vaginas and vaginas have diseases! Its better to just stay away from them."

Cartman does not have a very great opinion of women.

Well said here.
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Re: Everyone has a crush... But what about Eric?

Postby JVM » Mon Mar 12, 2012 9:46 am

Benzo wrote:What about the girl seen in the episode where Cartman acts as Dog the bounty hunter? (I forget her name, but she was a part of his crew and looked a lot like him, from what you could see haha.) I mean, there are no signs of attraction there, but unlike any other women, he wasn't cruel towards her, so that's gotta count for something, right? Plus she seems a lot like him, what with her mercilessly bear-macing people left and right.

*takes off glasses*
This is making insanely good sense to me.
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Re: Everyone has a crush... But what about Eric?

Postby Norton87 » Mon Mar 12, 2012 11:15 am

Yeah! Cartman must have a Girlfriend. Cry for her and the other guys laugh. =P :timmy: :parishilton:
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Re: Everyone has a crush... But what about Eric?

Postby Marc_Deon » Wed Mar 28, 2012 1:06 am

Eric Cartman is clearly a homosexual in training :lol:
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Re: Everyone has a crush... But what about Eric?

Postby Imy » Mon Apr 23, 2012 6:58 am

Ladies, gentlemen, ladygentlemen, we may have our answer this week.
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Re: Everyone has a crush... But what about Eric?

Postby yamilynn » Tue Apr 24, 2012 5:17 am

My speculation is that he has a crush on Red and afraid to tell her how he feels about her. I hope that will come true tomorrow night. I love the idea of Cartman fallen in love with one of the girls. I think it’s adorable for Cartman experience love for a boy his age.
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Re: Everyone has a crush... But what about Eric?

Postby maxbjr » Thu Apr 26, 2012 6:54 pm

^ Well it didn't work out how you and others had planned but we did find out who's Eric has a crush on. It's himself :P
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Re: Everyone has a crush... But what about Eric?

Postby Big-Will » Thu Apr 26, 2012 6:59 pm

But himself shot those arrows into halitosis girl. Betrayed! :lol:
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Re: Everyone has a crush... But what about Eric?

Postby maxbjr » Thu Apr 26, 2012 7:22 pm

You always hurt the one you love, lmao :cartmanscared:
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Re: Everyone has a crush... But what about Eric?

Postby Lyon82 » Thu Apr 26, 2012 7:25 pm

Big-Will wrote:But himself shot those arrows into halitosis girl. Betrayed! :lol:


He has always been his worst enemy. ;)

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