Everyone has a crush... But what about Eric?

[KingTobias]

I agree with the past few posters.
I cannot see him ending up with anyone either than the Jew, the possibly homosexual deeply disturbed "innocent" boy, or Stan's bitchy girlfriend, and even those possibilities are hanging by a thread.
I am positive he will die alone.

[Imy]

The only way Cartman is going to have a girlfriend is if the said girl is as f*cked up mentally as him. Actually, I'd like to see how that would play out!

[KingTobias]

The only way Cartman is going to have a girlfriend is if the said girl is as f*cked up mentally as him. Actually, I'd like to see how that would play out!

Same here. A counterpart to Eric would make the show that much more exciting for an episode or two.

[durca-durca]

It would be funny if they made an episode were Cartman falls for a girl and she falls for him. They become girlfriend and boyfriend. Then at the end he finds out she is jewish hermaphrodyte..

[AlbeeTapes]

what aboot that cardboard cutout of justin timberlake?

[KingTobias]

what aboot that cardboard cutout of justin timberlake?

Cartman x Justin Timberlake cutout.
OTP.

[KingTobias]

Are we leaving it at the cutout?

[yamilynn]

He likes Patty Nelson, remember? When he blurted out that he had a crush on her on national television.

[HAcoreRD]

Cartman liked Wendy, but when Wendy revealed she has no feelings after the kiss, it probably broke him. Cartman seems sexually confused, as he's done alot of weird stuff (sucking junk for sea-people), jerking off and having sex with Ben Affleck.

He said he liked Patty Nelson, but it's likely she wouldn't like him back, and he'd just turn it into hatred.

He may have had a shot with Jenny (out of pity) if it wasn't a scheme of his.

[ems1776]

Cartman has had 2 crushes, Wendy in Chef Goes Nanners, when he gets tourretes he tells everyone he fantasizes about kissing Patti Nelson

[AWESOMEKENNY69]

Okay for one Bebe likes Kyle not the other way around and for two how can Kenny not count! He's the best!

[kittykat1412]

cartmanXwendy, who says two people can't have the same crush? and everybody likes a love triangle~
candy FTW!

[JVM]

I like how when we're discussing Stendy it's all "But he's just a kid it's so stupid!"

But when one of the other boys is in the equation, we can blurt out ten obscure love interests and support them like it's Twilight.

[epic fatality]

well i think maybe in the future there's prob. gonna be an episode where there's a new girl in town and she starts to bond with Cartman or something like that...???
and i know some ppl want kyman and other couples like that but i dought trey parker and matt stone r gonna make that happen although they do give us hints just to drive us nuts
and also cartman is so kewl

[yamilynn]

I hate CartmanxWendy! I prefer Cartman with Bebe or Heidi if it exist.