Everyone has a crush... But what about Eric?

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KingTobias
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Re: Everyone has a crush... But what about Eric?

Postby KingTobias » Thu Jan 05, 2012 3:09 am

I agree with the past few posters.
I cannot see him ending up with anyone either than the Jew, the possibly homosexual deeply disturbed "innocent" boy, or Stan's bitchy girlfriend, and even those possibilities are hanging by a thread.
I am positive he will die alone.
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Re: Everyone has a crush... But what about Eric?

Postby Imy » Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:27 pm

The only way Cartman is going to have a girlfriend is if the said girl is as f*cked up mentally as him. Actually, I'd like to see how that would play out!
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Re: Everyone has a crush... But what about Eric?

Postby KingTobias » Sun Jan 15, 2012 8:31 pm

Imy wrote:The only way Cartman is going to have a girlfriend is if the said girl is as f*cked up mentally as him. Actually, I'd like to see how that would play out!

Same here. A counterpart to Eric would make the show that much more exciting for an episode or two.
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Re: Everyone has a crush... But what about Eric?

Postby durca-durca » Thu Jan 19, 2012 4:43 am

It would be funny if they made an episode were Cartman falls for a girl and she falls for him. They become girlfriend and boyfriend. Then at the end he finds out she is jewish hermaphrodyte..
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Re: Everyone has a crush... But what about Eric?

Postby AlbeeTapes » Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:13 pm

what aboot that cardboard cutout of justin timberlake?
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http://www.youtube.com/ALBEEWANKENOBI
KingTobias
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Re: Everyone has a crush... But what about Eric?

Postby KingTobias » Sun Feb 12, 2012 4:30 pm

AlbeeTapes wrote:what aboot that cardboard cutout of justin timberlake?

Cartman x Justin Timberlake cutout.
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Re: Everyone has a crush... But what about Eric?

Postby KingTobias » Sun Feb 26, 2012 4:10 pm

Are we leaving it at the cutout?
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Re: Everyone has a crush... But what about Eric?

Postby yamilynn » Sun Feb 26, 2012 6:12 pm

He likes Patty Nelson, remember? When he blurted out that he had a crush on her on national television.
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Re: Everyone has a crush... But what about Eric?

Postby HAcoreRD » Sun Feb 26, 2012 10:03 pm

Cartman liked Wendy, but when Wendy revealed she has no feelings after the kiss, it probably broke him. Cartman seems sexually confused, as he's done alot of weird stuff (sucking junk for sea-people), jerking off and having sex with Ben Affleck.

He said he liked Patty Nelson, but it's likely she wouldn't like him back, and he'd just turn it into hatred.

He may have had a shot with Jenny (out of pity) if it wasn't a scheme of his.
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Re: Everyone has a crush... But what about Eric?

Postby ems1776 » Tue Feb 28, 2012 2:49 am

Cartman has had 2 crushes, Wendy in Chef Goes Nanners, when he gets tourretes he tells everyone he fantasizes about kissing Patti Nelson :parishilton:
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Re: Everyone has a crush... But what about Eric?

Postby AWESOMEKENNY69 » Wed Feb 29, 2012 10:29 pm

Okay for one Bebe likes Kyle not the other way around and for two how can Kenny not count! He's the best!
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Re: Everyone has a crush... But what about Eric?

Postby kittykat1412 » Sun Mar 11, 2012 6:42 pm

cartmanXwendy, who says two people can't have the same crush? and everybody likes a love triangle~
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Re: Everyone has a crush... But what about Eric?

Postby JVM » Sun Mar 11, 2012 9:24 pm

I like how when we're discussing Stendy it's all "But he's just a kid it's so stupid!"

But when one of the other boys is in the equation, we can blurt out ten obscure love interests and support them like it's Twilight.
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Re: Everyone has a crush... But what about Eric?

Postby epic fatality » Sun Mar 11, 2012 10:48 pm

well i think maybe in the future there's prob. gonna be an episode where there's a new girl in town and she starts to bond with Cartman or something like that...???
and i know some ppl want kyman and other couples like that but i dought trey parker and matt stone r gonna make that happen although they do give us hints just to drive us nuts
and also cartman is so kewl
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Re: Everyone has a crush... But what about Eric?

Postby yamilynn » Mon Mar 12, 2012 1:17 am

I hate CartmanxWendy! I prefer Cartman with Bebe or Heidi if it exist. :)
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