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You're stranded on a desert island with the SP boys...

Postby KyleBroflovskisGF » Thu Aug 02, 2012 1:34 am

By the SP boys, I mean Cartman, Kyle, Stan, and Kenny.

You have to pick one person to eat, one person to explore the island for food and other survival things, one person to be in charge of thinking a way to get out (starting a fire, etc.), and one person to stay with you and keep you company while the others do these things.

Who do you pick for what?

As for me, I'd eat Cartman (his incessant screaming would be too much to handle, plus his thickness would leave enough for everyone haha), Kyle to find a good way to get out since he's so smart, Stan to go exploring, and Kenny to stay with me because I wouldn't want him dying from whatever is out in the depths of the island.

They're probably very standard choices that most people would pick, but hey. Maybe not. Maybe you want Cartman alive for some reason lol. What would you do?
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Re: You're stranded on a desert island with the SP boys...

Postby Niels0827 » Thu Aug 02, 2012 2:51 am

I'd eat Cartman. He's useless and there's more meat on him.

I'd have Kyle explore the island. Just because.

I'd have Stan think of a way to get off the island. He's resourceful.

I'd have Kenny accompany me. Because he's Kenny.
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Re: You're stranded on a desert island with the SP boys...

Postby mo303564 » Thu Aug 02, 2012 3:10 am

Kenny will die of something, so he'll surely get eaten. :twisted: :zombiekenny:

Cartman would be in charge of finding food, "Exploring" and finding a way off the island. Get his fatass out the way, and He'll surely find something for us to eat :cartmansmile:

I'd put Stan on the Fire/survival watch....

and I'd chill with Kyle....
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Re: You're stranded on a desert island with the SP boys...

Postby (ugly)Bob » Thu Aug 02, 2012 8:18 am

Kyle: find way off island
Stan: survival resources
Cartman: eaten (if i was realistic, i would spare his life. HA! go with stan)
Kenny: company
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realistic notes:

- first locate survival resources+food (ALL OF US!)
- once adequate resources are identified, finding way off isle, with Kenny Cartman one part and stan kyle the other parts of island
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VERY REALISTIC NOTES

everybody disperse and get resources and find the hell out of here!
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Re: You're stranded on a desert island with the SP boys...

Postby maytess12 » Thu Aug 02, 2012 2:24 pm

Me and the boys would use Cartman as a raft and float the island.
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Re: You're stranded on a desert island with the SP boys...

Postby Niels0827 » Thu Aug 02, 2012 5:14 pm

maytess12 wrote:Me and the boys would use Cartman as a raft and float the island.


With Cartman's buoyancy, I'm sure that would work very well.
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Re: You're stranded on a desert island with the SP boys...

Postby Ex1lepr0 » Thu Aug 02, 2012 9:23 pm

maytess12 wrote:Me and the boys would use Cartman as a raft and float the island.




BRILLIANT!
Can't we all just get along?
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Re: You're stranded on a desert island with the SP boys...

Postby The Trilogy » Thu Aug 02, 2012 10:34 pm

maytess12 wrote:Me and the boys would use Cartman as a raft and float the island.

That's the best answer I've heard since I joined the forum.
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Re: You're stranded on a desert island with the SP boys...

Postby maytess12 » Thu Aug 02, 2012 11:39 pm

Or, I can just fly off the island. I've got angel wings. Don't I? :lol:
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Re: You're stranded on a desert island with the SP boys...

Postby (ugly)Bob » Thu Aug 02, 2012 11:41 pm

i would have stayed on land and waited for help. one thing i do know from movies, real life stories and lots of novels and heaps of national geographic is that one survives best with two feet planted on the ground and setting fire to everything to signal

:lol:
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Re: You're stranded on a desert island with the SP boys...

Postby Zazaban » Sat Aug 04, 2012 12:53 am

maytess12 wrote:Me and the boys would use Cartman as a raft and float the island.

You win the thread.
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Re: You're stranded on a desert island with the SP boys...

Postby (ugly)Bob » Sat Aug 04, 2012 4:32 am

:O

glorious raft ya got
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Re: You're stranded on a desert island with the SP boys...

Postby maytess12 » Sat Aug 04, 2012 6:42 am

(ugly)Bob wrote::O

glorious raft ya got

U hatin?

Nah, I'm just picking on you. :lol:
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Re: You're stranded on a desert island with the SP boys...

Postby (ugly)Bob » Sat Aug 04, 2012 6:49 am

Ey! i don' take kindly to people who pick on ME!

no, I'm teasin' YOU!

:lol:
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Re: You're stranded on a desert island with the SP boys...

Postby maytess12 » Sat Aug 04, 2012 6:57 am

(ugly)Bob wrote:Ey! i don' take kindly to people who pick on ME!

no, I'm teasin' YOU!

:lol:

For a minute there I thought you took it too seriously and you were getting confrontation. I thought you were about to unleash the krakken on me.

It's a good thing that I can just fly away from conflict.

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