Your Favorite Dumbest but Funniest Moment

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Your Favorite Dumbest but Funniest Moment

Postby JOSHSKORN » Thu Feb 27, 2014 6:51 pm

Let me explain this better than how I can with the topic title. What I'm looking for, is, your favorite "Wait...that's not humanly possible" but funniest South Park moment.

For me, it was when the Japanese explained why they were killing dolphins and whales, because they actually believed the pilots driving the Enola Gay (the plane that bombed Hiroshima during WWII) were a dolphin and a whale.
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Re: Your Favorite Dumbest but Funniest Moment

Postby BRMBug » Fri Feb 28, 2014 12:52 am

All I can think of is when Mr. Mackey was propelling himself around the school halls with explosive chronic diahrea.
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Re: Your Favorite Dumbest but Funniest Moment

Postby TurnItOff » Sun Mar 02, 2014 11:14 am

"If we're still alive tomorrow, then we'll know we're not dead." Or something along those lines.
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Re: Your Favorite Dumbest but Funniest Moment

Postby BRMBug » Mon Mar 03, 2014 4:26 am

That scene in Preschool when Stan (or maybe it was Kyle) said "We need protection" and Cartman said "HOW ARE CONDOMS GOING TO HELP!?"
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Re: Your Favorite Dumbest but Funniest Moment

Postby VACOOLA » Mon Mar 24, 2014 10:20 am

"Hey, Wendy. Stan says you're a cunt... cunt... you're a cunt... Stan says you're a CUNT... CUNT... CUNT... CUNTinuous source of inspiration to him."

And the moral of that is - no matter how sticky the situation, all you need to do is be poetic. Avoid being prosaic at any cost!

Also, Michelle Obama fighting Cartman's childhood obesity springs to mind for some reason.
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Re: Your Favorite Dumbest but Funniest Moment

Postby Sgt.YatesMonkeyBalls » Sun Mar 30, 2014 5:12 pm

Having to use good old fashioned police work to conclude that the thumb can be on either side of either hand depending on how you look at it, followed by the testicular cancer hoppity hops.
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Re: Your Favorite Dumbest but Funniest Moment

Postby BRMBug » Thu Apr 17, 2014 4:11 pm

This popped into my head the yesterday, and I was giggling to myself all day over it.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/154921/eggs-beer
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Re: Your Favorite Dumbest but Funniest Moment

Postby VACOOLA » Fri Apr 18, 2014 10:04 am

THIS. Cartman's self-inflicted retardation fits him like a glove.

"Sweetie, what is your condition?"
"How should I know? I'm retarded. Derrrrr!"

And I highly doubt it can possibly get any dumber than THIS. Still, it's so fucking HILLARYous.
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Re: Your Favorite Dumbest but Funniest Moment

Postby BRMBug » Fri Apr 18, 2014 9:56 pm

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Re: Your Favorite Dumbest but Funniest Moment

Postby VACOOLA » Sat Apr 19, 2014 5:12 am

Well, Martha Stewart is indeed a cuntinuing source of inspiration to us all.
But shooting fireworks of little stars and sparkles, however creative and extravagant, cannot beat the ability to swallow a man whole. There's something deeper, more profound about it. That's why I'm sticking with Mrs. Clinton's and Ms. Crabtree's incredible man-eating pussies. Martha's vajayjay is no match for them.

Unlike Mr. Slave's asshole, of course.
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Re: Your Favorite Dumbest but Funniest Moment

Postby UhhIDontKnow » Sun May 11, 2014 5:18 am

Ms Lopez.

And Britney's New Look.
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Re: Your Favorite Dumbest but Funniest Moment

Postby Mamont » Sun May 11, 2014 9:34 am

Martha Stewart is no match to Mr. Slave, true, but her holes should not be underestimated.
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/1 ... lic%20love
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Re: Your Favorite Dumbest but Funniest Moment

Postby VACOOLA » Tue May 13, 2014 8:33 am

Hillary's supermassive black hole will eat you alive. And so will Mr. Slave's GAYtes of Doom. They will do it for the sake of art. Martha, on the other hand, always does what she thinks everybody else is doing, namely jumping on the bandwagon of the latest idiotic fad. There is a huge difference between those merciless cannibalistic monsters and Martha's innocent onscreen escapades. She's a total sellout, for crying out loud!

VACOOLA wrote:I highly doubt it can possibly get any dumber than THIS.

Scratch that. I'm taking my words back. It turns out I completely forgot about Oprah's close ASSociates Mingy and Gary - the two bloody bastards who are so extraordinary dumb they can give Martha, Hillary, and Mr. Slave combined a good run for their money.
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Re: Your Favorite Dumbest but Funniest Moment

Postby Mamont » Tue May 13, 2014 4:43 pm

Oh, yeah! I totally forgot that. Dumbest moment of the dumbest episode.
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