The oldest and the tallest of the main boys

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The oldest and the tallest of the main boys

Postby Hannafechik98 » Mon May 29, 2017 9:01 pm

Who would likely be the oldest of the four boys? The tallest>
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Re: The oldest and the tallest of the main boys

Postby JamesPolo » Mon May 29, 2017 9:12 pm

I think Cartman is the tallest and of course the fattest. I see Kenny as Irish and Irish people are now usually tall. Still, because of Stan's ability to be a leader, I would say Stan is the tallest or second tallest, as leaders are usually taller than average height. Kyle to me seems to be the shortest from how he gets a word in late or last. Also, Kyle's voice of reason seems like a trait a short person would acquire. Still, Kenny is like the last one to speak and communicate to the group, so that may be a sign he is the shortest one. I know Butters with real human actors playing him, he was the shortest. That would explain him being taken advantage of all the time as short kids are.
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Re: The oldest and the tallest of the main boys

Postby Big-Will » Mon May 29, 2017 11:16 pm

Cartman on both counts.

When his own mother wanted to abort him, she wanted to do it on the 40th trimester. Since a baby is born after 3 trimester, that leaves 37 trimesters that Cartman had been alive, or 9 years 3 months, All the other kids in 3rd grade were 8. He's also one of the dumber kids in class, which implies he was held back a year or started school a year later than he should have. Because of this, and his size, he's the tallest kid in class.
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Re: The oldest and the tallest of the main boys

Postby Det. Sandy Vagina » Tue May 30, 2017 3:56 am

Aside Cartman being taller cause of his width, I always assumed Stan was the oldest.
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Re: The oldest and the tallest of the main boys

Postby Alex Shir » Tue May 30, 2017 6:20 pm

Sorry for my bad English, guys. It's not my native language.
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Re: The oldest and the tallest of the main boys

Postby Det. Sandy Vagina » Wed May 31, 2017 4:34 am

Technically aren't they all the same size since they have the exact same character model? Kyle or Cartman may look taller cause of Kyle's hat and Cartman's width though.
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Re: The oldest and the tallest of the main boys

Postby JamesPolo » Wed May 31, 2017 5:10 am

Det. Sandy Vagina wrote:
Wed May 31, 2017 4:34 am
Technically aren't they all the same size since they have the exact same character model? Kyle or Cartman may look taller cause of Kyle's hat and Cartman's width though.
True, true, you are right. But if we remember Wendy's outburst in The Hobbit, she pointed out there are many differences of the characters, that we the viewer, are not able to see. So there must be height differences too.
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Re: The oldest and the tallest of the main boys

Postby Hannafechik98 » Sat Jul 08, 2017 10:42 pm

Although, what I read from the the SP Archives is that Kyle,Kenny and Craig appeared to have grown a couple inches, also saying that Craig was originally taller than the other boys in the first place.
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Re: The oldest and the tallest of the main boys

Postby kyleisgod » Fri Jul 14, 2017 8:18 am

:( if we're going by adult live action heights....

Tommy pistol stan 5'7
Dane cross kyle 5'8
Anthony rosano Cartman 5'9
Kevin wang kenny 6'2


Eli bildner kyle 5'7
Josh beren kenny 5'9
Brandon hardesty cartman 6 ft
Michael zazarino stan ?

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