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Jesus and Kenny

Postby ReLosher » Thu Aug 08, 2019 12:45 pm

What about Kenny and Jesus, both of them have a same power to rise from the dead. What about Kenny was Jesuses illegitimate son? That would be a good episode.
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Re: Jesus and Kenny

Postby JamesPolo » Thu Aug 08, 2019 5:12 pm

Kenny is too irish to be Jesus' son
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Re: Jesus and Kenny

Postby Big-Will » Thu Aug 08, 2019 6:06 pm

Kenny might be Jesus' actual father. Kenny has died many more times than Jesus has, he's been to Hell and back a few times, been to Heaven and back a few times, brought back to life thousands of people who died during the United States-Canada War of 1999, and become Mysterion. What has Jesus done? Died once to come back and get Kyle out of prison, forced the Vatican to change Vatican law concerning pedophile-priests, helped Santa bring Christmas gifts to Iraqi children, and hosted "Jesus & Pals."
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Re: Jesus and Kenny

Postby trym0803 » Fri Aug 09, 2019 4:53 am

If you remember, Kenny's parents were involved with that Catulu Occult and the stuff that they did made it that Kenny dies and is reborn (actual rebirth) through his Mom everytime. So, he could not be Jesus' son. His reborn power is given some how through C'tulu.

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